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>> Sleeping more than 8 hours may be "bad"
Scribed unwillingly by the lamer on 04/16/04 at 11:45 pm.
This is entry #626
While the dangers of sleeping less than 8 hours are widely known, sleeping too much can also be detrimental to your health. According to this article from Reuters Health News, people who sleep around 9 hours or more have more trouble staying asleep and falling asleep than those who slept just 8 hours a night.

The recommendation for people who "oversleep" is to cut down sleep to just 8 to 8.5 hours a night. Naturally, the article says that more studies need to be done to confirm this finding. :D

I say, if you sleep too much, I don't care how high your metabolism is, but you will eventually become a fat bastard.

>> the lamer
[10 slit wrists]

>> Comment 1 by peppa
Posted by peppa on 04/17/04
i say that if you don't sleep enough, your immune system will wear down and you will die a pitiful death.

>> peppa

>> Comment 2 by Spaztic
Posted by Spaztic on 04/17/04
I say that you are going to die either way, so sleep as long as you can and, if you want, excersize when you aren't enjoying peaceful slumber.

>> Spaztic

>> Comment 3 by The Lamer
Posted by The Lamer on 04/17/04
You are both correct. Cobra is right because without enough sleep, the body will break down.

Spaztic, you're also right because everybody will die someday. But then as long as we are alive, shouldn't we make sure that we're in peak condition?

>> The Lamer

>> Comment 4 by Monolith
Posted by Monolith on 04/18/04
I used to sleep about 9 hours a day, and then I changed my sleeping habbit and cut it down to 7 hours a day. From all that I remember and can figure out, the only thing that changed was that I got an extra two hours of being awake (which is nice).

>> Monolith

>> Comment 5 by The Lamer
Posted by The Lamer on 04/18/04
Monolith's statement about his sleeping patterns and effects on him are proof that just because one study says something, you should find out if it works for you.

For instance, if a study says chocolate is good and a lot of others confirm it, it still doesn't mean you should just throw back tons of it. If you have phenylketonuria, you can actually DIE from eating chocolate (no b.s.). ;)

>> The Lamer

>> Comment 6 by sheepary
Posted by sheepary on 04/19/04
You could read a study that says chocolate is good, throw back tons of it, accrue over eight hours of sleep, and become a very fat bastard.

I sleep like, ten hours if I can, and I eat ice cream like it's the night before I go on death row, and I'm a twig. I weight 100 lbs. I never excersise. Ever. I've ran probably four times in my life and the gym is a mystery to me. I say that Lama is wrong and has been wrong all along. He just wants us to his fitness club and worship the stairmaster god. He needs guidance. Lama, please.

>> sheepary

>> Comment 7 by defalcon
Posted by defalcon on 04/21/04
Mmmm....sleep. =P

>> defalcon

>> Comment 8 by Ezel
Posted by Ezel on 04/21/04
"I say, if you sleep too much, I don't care how high your metabolism is, but you will eventually become a fat bastard."

HEY! I get roughly 10 hours of sleep daily and I am not a fat bastard!!!

>> Ezel

>> Comment 9 by GenEX
Posted by GenEX on 04/24/04
*pokes gut*

Hmm, maybe I do need to do something about this...

>> GenEX

>> Comment 10 by Steele
Posted by Steele on 04/25/04
"I say, if you sleep too much, I don't care how high your metabolism is, but you will eventually become a fat bastard."

Of rather, you wish people would become fat bastards if they sleep too much?

>> Steele

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