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VelKasha recently interviewed me, and I thought i’d post it here. it’s pathetic. you’ve been warned.

Begin Interview
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ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:12 PM) :
interview time.
VelKasha DM(21:12 PM) :
Okay. Ready?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:12 PM) :
affirmative.
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:13 PM) :
………yes.
VelKasha DM(21:13 PM) :
[begins]
Hello. Welcome to this moderately informal interview. Before we begin, please quickly introduce yourself to the audience, so that the people know who you are.
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:14 PM) :
I’m Black Ninja. I am a jerk most of the time, or so say the people at school.
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:14 PM) :
=p
VelKasha DM(21:15 PM) :
Here are the Questions. Feel free to take your time as you answer them.

Q #1: Where are you from?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:16 PM) :
Some people would say i am from Arkansas, but they’re just a buncha sick wannabes. In reality, i am from this place in Washington that no-one has heard of, called Quincy.
VelKasha DM(21:16 PM) :
Interesting.

Q #2: What species do you consider yourself to be?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:18 PM) :
i ain’t no ape, buddy. In fact, they proved by tear enzyme tests that humans are more closely related to chickens than apes. but that’s not the point of the question, i guess. I suppose i am male. that’s what they tell me. and, of course, i am a human, or i wouldn’t be typing this message that is quickly becoming overly long.
VelKasha DM(21:20 PM) :
Ah, yes, you’re right.

Q #3: Are you, by any chance, psychopathic?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:21 PM) :
that’s a good question. am i, by any chance, psychopathic. hmmmm..i don’t know. ask my psychologyst, i guess. i really don’t know if i have one. but if i did, i’d refer you straight to him. His name is Joe.
VelKasha DM(21:24 PM) :
Q #4: Do you think that you are currently ‘alive?’
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:24 PM) :
of course not! If i were alive, how would i be so weird? well, i guess maybe i am. but that’s something that Joe will have to tell you.
VelKasha DM(21:25 PM) :
Q #5: What is your opinion on COWS, PIGS, and CHIKINS?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:26 PM) :
in my opinion, the bigger the cleaver, the better.
VelKasha DM(21:26 PM) :
Q #6: Do you like Cheese?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:30 PM) :
but of course! I love a lot of cheeze! especially Tillamook Sharp Cheddar. that like blows the other cheese out of the water! but only the sharp will do. the extra sharp tastes like mold, and the mild is not sharp enough. not aged correctly. and cheese tastes bad when not aged correctly, ya know? i mean, like, really bad! So, i guess you could say i like cheese. Bread, however…
VelKasha DM(21:30 PM) :
Q #7: Do you drink Coffee?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:32 PM) :
lol. funny story, actually…..
one time in the hospital, i was waiting for someone. dad said “want some coffee!?” and i thought “oh boy! coffee!”. so i took a little bit of coffee, no cream, sugar, or anything, and it tasted like barf. so no coffee for me.
VelKasha DM(21:35 PM) :
Q #8: What do you think of Tape?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:35 PM) :
hahahahah. i like to tape my mouth shut sometimes, and then it hurts when it comes off.
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:35 PM) :
lol
VelKasha DM(21:35 PM) :
Q #9: What do you think of gardening?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:36 PM) :
physical activity. in otherwords, i hate it. =p
VelKasha DM(21:37 PM) :
Q #10: Do you support the people who wish to kill the [evil] sun?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:38 PM) :
sometimes. it depends if that dumb blob of lava is in my face, like it always seems to be.
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:38 PM) :
especially when playing the Dreamcast.
VelKasha DM(21:40 PM) :
Q #11: Should we ban the term “ALL OUR BASE ARE BELONG TO THEY”? Why/why not?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:41 PM) :
nah. it’s just a japanese thingie. well, actually, i don’t know. consider me biased.
VelKasha DM(21:42 PM) :
Q #12: Are you stupid? Feel free to give reasons.
VelKasha DM(21:44 PM) :
[hurry up, I have 10- minutes]
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:44 PM) :
yes! when people come up to me, they might be talking to me for like 3 minutes before i notice them.
VelKasha DM(21:45 PM) :
Q #13: Is Monolith an alien?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:46 PM) :
cows have pink udders. but yes, monolith is an alien! what person in their right mind would say my program AntiCrash is bad?! =p
VelKasha DM(21:46 PM) :
Q #14: Do you think Idle Chair is [also] an alien?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:46 PM) :
of course not!
VelKasha DM(21:47 PM) :
Q #15: This was a pathetic interview. Do you have any additional comments, questions, or suggestions?
ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:47 PM) :
spaz didn’t eat the dopefish. I did! bahahahaha!
VelKasha DM(21:47 PM) :
Thanks for the interview. We appreciated it.

ßlà¢k Ñïñjâ(21:48 PM) :
sure.