Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Well, it’s sorta good but the level is not my taste so 4.5 ( not that it’s bad or anything)
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Well, um… hm.

Definitely not what I was expecting, to be sure.

Slow electro is right, for sure. There’s enough of Dark Groove laced in there to be recognizable, but it’s tweaked just enough to make people wonder just what it is they’re listening to.

I find it extremely hard to believe that you mutated Dark Groove into this, GGJ. I would have believed you if you said you made this from scratch. Then again, I haven’t tracked enough to know what is possible and what isn’t.

For sheer musical quality, you’ve earned yourself an 8.2 from me. It’s not really my brand of music, but I tried not to let that faze my opinion. For all of you other persons, download this… it’s the only way you’ll ever really understand.

You know, I figured I’d download this simply for the music, but for some reason I decided to actually try playing the level.

Suffice it to say that the second of my decisions was a mistake. A grievous mistake.

Please, please, for the good of J2O… stop uploading things, Chet. It’s unhealthy.
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It’s great!. But it’s hard to find a sever that has my version of jazz Jackrabbit.
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Nice, but it’s to flat and the idea is realy good and original, But i think the level could use some un-flat surfaces. And Its a good level.

it’s tsf.

i have no problem with tsf levels, because i have tsf too.

BUT IF THE LEVELS ARE TSF THEN PLEASE DON’T SAY THE’RE 1.23!!

and also, stop uploading so many things. it gets annoying. upload them all in 1 pack if you have more than 1 level.

Really, couple times better than normally. Firstly, it’s pretty original, second thing is that you managed to minimize the offkeyness almost as much as possible.

Style of the song is very strange, it’s some slow electro, but it sounds good.
New industrial electro melodies, modified original ones, main melody of the original as nice background… I have some reservations to bassline, it itself (even without anything) sounds weird… Like… Offkey ;)
The tune uses nice rhythm combined with disorted, hard drumloop, it perfectly fits to the song, but actually there should be bigger work with drumloop, the tempo isn’t fully adjusted so it’s not right-on-beat (but it almost can’t be heard).
Main power of the song is that it uses number of awesome effects, which gives song the right grades and thanks to effects, song quickly and… effectively ;) transits between its parts.
Imho, tune sounds empty at some places, some string could probably help.

I like this song, although I have few reservations. Originality and cool effects combined with ungood bassline and empty sound, that’s… Great deal! :D

Ischa, maybe it’s your opinnion, but i don’t think this is a good reason to break points just because the queen is friendly!? This is just a story, does this really matters that the queen must be evil everytime? This is my idea, maybe that’s yours!
By the way, the music of the second level is one of the official musics of that tileset from Tomb Rabbit. I just wanted to be loyal to that episode, so didn’t change the music. You should not make me responsible for that. I’d be very happy if you’d re-review the level pack according to these.
Thank you
Chandie

This is your 12th thing in 3 days.
And i can’t even open it.

Rating The Morph Machine v.4

Hello, Chandie!
This is your rating for the Morph Machine version 4:

Tileset
It are good tilesets. Very good tilesets. Egyptic tilesets for an Egyptic episode.
Rating: 9.1

Music
Good music, but not good placed. Only level one is good. Level two’s music is more future-style and level three and the escape more jungle-style and the credits is classic JJ2-music.
Rating: 4.7

Obstacles
The obstacles are good. The levels are hard, but possible… but more possible with cheats. Very difficult.
Rating: 10+

Story
Good chosen, but the Queen was too friendly. It is a boss and no good guy.
Rating: 7.0

FINAL RATING: 7.7
Download recommendation: YES

Hey! Hey comeone, wats up?

HEHEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

Funnyest movie ever!
That brings up my wirdo senser to explode!!!

9,7!

Why would i want to download what ever is at the end of the link? it could even be a VIRUS.

Excellent concept, but is executed EXTREMLY poorly.

All I can say is WTF. You took the medivo tileset, dipped it in the toliet, took a dump on it, and used whatever tiles were magically still clean. Thats the only way this mess of eyecandy filth can be described. Stupid mistakes like adding a Jazz<->Spaz box in the middle of the frog area only adds insult to injury.
I don’t know whose idea it was that adding a bunch of enemies in a room and then dodging them with no way to fight back is ‘hard’. Its more like ‘definite suicide’. The attmept to patch that bit with constant Full-health carrots turn ‘definite suicide’ to ‘cakewalkus easius’.
The frog section is a linear path with tons of demons. For your braincell’s sake, i’m not going to mention it.

DR-No.

The way I see it, these levels are here for one reason only:
To releive stress by bashing poor levels, and to B-B-B-BO-B-BO-OOST review counts.
Ok so that was two things. Whatever.

These levels rely on their lame attempt at a story, horrendus eyecandy, and insanely placed death pits. Oh, and those linear rows of enemies we all hate.
Remember my “JCS USer’s Guide to Bad SP Level making”? Throw it out. Here’s the updated copy.
DR- See above
Rating-1

Ugh Finally. I’ve been waiting for another of Iluz’s levels, even if its not SP.
What I *‘Love’*(Girly icons for emphasis) about this race level, is that for the first half it’s really anyone’s race. It’s highly unlinear, and would be devastantingly evil if the players had some TNT (sadly the race does not have any ammo besides the blaster). Unfourtantly, the second half is fairly linear, but it still finds devious ways to make the race constantly unfair for everyone (and that is meant in the nicest way possible).
The eyecandy is especially nice(except for the fog), and I congratulate Iluz on using the extremly hard to use Inferno tileset.
It’s an EXTREME (shout for emphasis) shame this is only TSF, since it’s an excellent level.
Rating- 7.8 Knock yourself silly, you earned it.
DR- Yes, extremely yes.

Rating Swamps of The Sleeping Jaguar

Practical:
It is very practical. Very.
9.6

Beauty:
It is very beautiful. The rain… and the jaguar… the trees, the lake… beautiful.
10+

Orginality:
Very original. Nothing more to say.
9.1

Example Level
I can see very good how I should use your tileset. And that’s very good.
9.5

BONUS FROM ½ POINT IN CASE OF THREE TILESETS IN THIS FILE AND NOT ONE!

FINAL RATING: 10.1=10!
Download recommendation: YES!

Rating Islands in de Sapphire Sea:

RATING PRACTICAL: It is a practical tileset. Very practical. One of the most practical tileset I’ve ever seen.
RATING: 9.6

RATING BEAUTY: It is also a beautiful tileset with a nice sea, sun, bottles and treasures. Just so beautiful as practical.
RATING: 9.6

RATING ORGINALITY: It is also orginal. I have never found a pirate-tileset until now!
RATING: 10+

RATING EXAMPLE LEVEL: The example level is good! But which boss is the best boss that I can use?
RATING: 9.1

FINAL RATING: 9.6
Download recommendation: Yes

DOWNLOAD THIS!!!!

This is great!
Yes the import PNG is here!!!
That makes it even more great!!

Fairly good for a first time.
It is a bit short, but what it lacks in distance it sort of patches up with suprises. You never know when you can randomly run into a bit of wind or get pushed back by a spring.

The good thing is that you have to stay alert and not just run, as you could either run in the wrong direction or run into a surprise. The eyecandy was very very nice, the textured background was a nice change from other ones we’ve seen, and yea. First I didn’t notice it was TSF X.X . Then I realised it was, and was quite happy to play as good ol’ Lori.

Score: Well, I’d say a rating of 6.7.
Download Recommendation: Hmmm… depends really. If you love race levels, download this. If you don’t mind race levels download this. If you HATE race levels I’ll host this level online and torture you with it.

Oh, and may I post my fastest time?
0:28:71. I’ll update it if I get quicker.

Super!!!
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