I demand Gry's offtopic post is deleted >:(

It ain't off topic. Learn to live with it.

It is off-topic. It's not a hoax. Same thing goes for Overlord's movie by the way!

btw cooba "be" instead of "is"

it is.

That's goddamn marvelous, Gry :D

Bleh, bump. But I was bored so I made this hoax.

[img]http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/231/hoaxux0.jpg[/img]

Oo nice one.. dreams <3

But what's pkt?

Points, I guess

Off-Topic and noobish joke hahaa... ;)

[img]http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2802/lolzzaj2.png[/img]

LOLOLOL ME WANTS ONE!!!1

warnings p0wn :D

Epic Games announces its next title:

Looks more like some kind of crime war game thingy than a bunny game. Still a nice logo though.

That's in fact the style of the real Unreal Tournament 3 logo (as most people here have known for long..) with a metalish version of the JJ logo instead of the always-so-famous UT logo. Nice work!

Never played UT. Not gonna help Epic ruin their classics.

....Isn't UT an Epic classic?

I like how playing a game is now all of a sudden a requirement to know what the logo is.

EDIT- The hoax here is I'm trying to pass this off as a hoax when it isn't. It's a hoax hoax.
[IMG]http://chaos.foxmage.com/cooba/jackpackmenu.png[/IMG]

Yeah, I thought "ooh, those are some nice blood scratches, Cooba's definitely developing," then I randomly went to the Epic Games site to check on what they actually WERE doing and saw that they were apparently based on some other logo. Oh well. :(

I like the gameplay hoaxes the most, particularly the ones with new gamemodes, powerups, effects, weapons, rabbit pwnifiers or something. Can someone make more of those? D:...

Or maybe I SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DO THIS..
-plots evilly but fails miserably-

I personally haven't ever disliked any Unreal game as I've always been a fan of the Unreal universe since I played the 'Gold' edition of the first game. I remember that back then CliffyB developed both Jazz2 and Unreal and prefered both games in a different way. Of course I don't like Jazz's slow retirement from Epic but currently, the only thing I really dislike from them is their 'move' to console gaming. As even the PS3 version (and soon the X360 version) of UT3, which has always been a PC shooter series, is getting way more attention than the PC version..

Me2

Anyway, let's get back on the track topic. What kind of gameplay thing could still be hoaxed? I completely fail to come up with anything.

64 players playing a 6 sided ctf and their sprites change to zombie sprites if they die and then they can shoot fire balls from the SKY and they need to eat BANANAS to get back to normal rabbit form, while normal rabbits eating too many bananas must win the jj1 demo in order to get back to the game.

Highly possible to come up with (-).

Wow. That was awesome. Now we only need a way to put it all into one image.

Despite Mono getting carried away, I think that was quite along the tracks I wanted. It's awesome! Hoaxes I was thinking about are more like Cooba's Domination one or the ones with new guns or different coloured stuff. There could be wall climbing or like a banana gun or a working laser shield or uhh, a shiny animation for sugar rush!

I have some weapon upgrade hoaxes I could put up later. I'm in a lazy mood right now though. Teaser: Golden blasters, Concentrated ice, and Super seekers, oh my!

It's been a year since the last one, and I suddenly had a wonderful idea.

Thanks to #jj2, and especially iCeD.

Oh, and cooba: I've not forgotten about the other idea...

Edit: fixed the link

#403 HTTP error.

Though this works.

Nice idea. Blur should make JJ2+ publish these statistics somehow. =)

Nuclear Strike Hoax
 

I'm not sure if someone did this. Btw, my crosshairs didn't show up :( I'm tired of this though.

[IMG]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/drmooismyname/nuclearstrikehoax.jpg[/IMG]

holy necro post batman

~ i answer and post the last message to the thread
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the j2o hoaxes finally found the way back to jazz2online
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https://www.jazz2online.com/download...es-ultra-rare/
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you probably know that the image hosters has removed the images over time..
they was uploaded to external sites.. like tinypic and others, many years later.. the images are not online anymore..
so everything got lost.
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we had many luck, i saved them just in time before they were lost.
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and now i bring them back, for you all!!
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i promise this time they will not get lost ;)
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...i uploaded them to the download selection, so that they don?t get lost anymore..
so now everyone can download them, and get inspired by it!
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it meant a lot to me, that i could help :))
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~ your FabiAN[NC]