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Coolpeanutbutter Mar 26, 2007 01:10 AM

that's just silly:lori::rolleyes:

Doubble Dutch Mar 28, 2007 03:26 AM

Think about it, how do helicopter ears actually *work*?

Coolpeanutbutter Mar 29, 2007 10:57 PM

ummmm. ok you got me there:lori: :confused:

Ninja 101 Apr 17, 2007 04:23 AM

they work with... umm... magic bands,
Jazz has his headband and Lori has her hairband.
Spaz can double jump with his magic erm... Socks?

Xobim Apr 17, 2007 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doubble Dutch (Post 399805)
Think about it, how do helicopter ears actually *work*?

Do we actually know how the physics in JJ2 work? It probably isn't possible in this world, but that doesn't mean it won't work over there...
And besides that, doublejumping isn't possible either!

Coolpeanutbutter Apr 17, 2007 11:54 AM

lol ninja had a good point they may be useing magic items like there guns or something may be magic. or like Xobim sayed just because they don't work here dosn't mean that they don't work over in jazz's world. :lori: :)

Doubble Dutch Apr 17, 2007 04:29 PM

Aye, but there's bound to be side-effects, like tangled ears persay, or fallen arches.

Ninja 101 Apr 18, 2007 03:50 AM

arches?

Doubble Dutch Apr 18, 2007 08:30 PM

In the feet.

Ninja 101 Apr 19, 2007 04:14 AM

aah. Flat feet. don't Converse all stars do that to you?
With a yellow screen this has gone Burgundy (however you spell it) It's purply, deep red.


After studying the signs, Lori is an Aries.

Xobim Apr 19, 2007 08:52 AM

Does that make her hot?
How did you find that out?

Nonomu198 Apr 19, 2007 11:30 AM

She is a weak mind slave.
Or she is jost acting like it.

Ninja 101 Apr 20, 2007 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xobim (Post 401840)
Does that make her hot?
How did you find that out?


Quite simple, It is said she is born in March, the month of Aries, yet said traits, active, artistic etc. are not Arian.

Ninja 101 Apr 23, 2007 04:03 AM

Oops, heh heh,
She is in fact a Pisces.
The traits fit better now.

Also i've done a little homework.

I think Jazz is either Leo or Sagittarius, Spaz is probably Scorpio, Razz is most probably a Virgo
And The Baron (being me) is Cancer

Doubble Dutch Apr 29, 2007 03:50 AM

Ah! It's so wonderful to know that people can be divided into 12 groups based on what time of year they were born! Doesn't Lori share Mao's star sign?

Xobim Apr 29, 2007 07:42 AM

There are more groups. The Zodiac can be combined with the Feng Shui symbols in order to give better personality descriptions. The combinations are often very accurate.

Doubble Dutch Apr 30, 2007 04:36 AM

I'm sure they are. However, books like The Zodiac Diet tend to stoke my scepticism somewhat.

Ninja 101 May 2, 2007 03:32 AM

The traits of the Cancarian and of those born in the year of the sheep fit me exactly, smart eh?

Doubble Dutch May 3, 2007 08:53 PM

I was born in the wrong year; someone else's year fits me exactly.

Xobim May 4, 2007 01:32 AM

Then the book is just wrong, or you're a exception to the rule of the zodiak.(rare)

But that depends on who summed up you charecteristics. If it was you, then the outcome might be a bit different.

(I hope this is understandable english...)

DoubleGJ May 4, 2007 02:45 AM

or she is not adjusted to our universe

Ninja 101 May 4, 2007 04:05 AM

Perfectly is.

Heretic Bunny May 4, 2007 03:13 PM

I think the Zodiac is pretty unscientific. Me and most of of my friends dont fit Zodiac descriptions. If people do have coincidences with it, I want to know how it works. Im a curious guy, I wont take "It's magic" as a feasible explanation.

Doubble Dutch May 4, 2007 08:16 PM

Indeed, there have been a few scientific studies on whether people born under the same sign share characteristics and the rsults so far seem to suggest, well no, people are individuals rather than groupable by birth.

Xobim May 5, 2007 05:44 AM

I think it is obvious that the Zodiak should be read with a grain of salt. Allthough a lot of characteristics fit me perfectly, a lot also don't.

Doubble Dutch May 5, 2007 06:19 PM

I think Shakespear said it best when he said:

'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are sick in fortune,- often the surfeit of our own behavior,- we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as if we were villians by necessity, fools by heavenly compulsion, knaves, thieves and treachers by sphereical predominance, drunkards, liars and adulterers by an enforced obediaence of planetary influence;a nd all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion of (-)master man, to lay his goatish disposition to the charge of a star!... so it follows I am rough and lecherous. 'Sfoot! I should have been that I am had the maidenliest star in the firmament twinkled on my (-)izing.'

~King Lear Act 1 Scene 2

Batty Buddy May 7, 2007 03:05 PM

Que Passa!!!!

Personally, I make her a leap-before-you-look hothead with a fair share of smarts, kinda like her brother in a lot of ways, only with less experiance... but then, I also beat her up in funny ways.

Heretic Bunny May 7, 2007 05:21 PM

Wow, you know how much I realized we suck? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE PERSONALITY OF AN ANIMATED YELLOW FEMALE BUNNY ON AN EXPANSION PACK TO AN OLD OUTDATED GAME!


Then again the game is pretty good for it's age, and as yellow bunnies go, she is pretty h... eww nevermind. She is a bunny, and despite the fact we are losers we will NOT go as far down as those *shudder* yiff people. I hope.

Fawriel May 7, 2007 11:21 PM

Define "those *shudder* yiff people".

EvilMike May 8, 2007 01:20 AM

*holds up a mirror*

Fawriel May 8, 2007 01:30 AM

*ignores EvilMike looking at himself and goes on waiting for an answer*

Doubble Dutch May 8, 2007 04:02 AM

Quote:

but then, I also beat her up in funny ways.
There's your definition there, (Just don't do it out in the street and frighten the children.)

I know Lori was on smokingfurries.com, but I think it moved. What was that other place? VCA or something, some odd stuff there. DA is much more restrained because of the censors, but occasionally you find the odd bit of unmentionable stuff.

Heretic Bunny May 8, 2007 10:49 AM

People and their crazy fetishes...

Ninja 101 May 10, 2007 04:06 AM

yeah...

Heretic Bunny Jun 2, 2007 06:50 PM

I think I just said something so creepy, the entire forum became permanently silent. Biggest awkward silence ever...

Jun 3, 2007 03:53 AM

no.. people just dont care about a topic thats already so old.. about a subject not may people care to talk about (:lori:O+)
and filled with so much scary nonsense..

hahahaha

Nonomu198 Jun 3, 2007 10:08 AM

But ppl allweys use the :lori: smiley. They care about Lori! :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori:

Kill him Lories! :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori: :lori:

Heretic Bunny Jun 3, 2007 11:05 AM

Egads! Zounds! Ye Olde Exclamation! Lori clones are destroying the world!

Ninja 101 Jun 8, 2007 01:22 AM

How?

Doubble Dutch Jun 8, 2007 07:40 PM

Quite simple, using DNA extracted from n00bs shirt (Don't ask how it got there.) Devan has cloned 2'007'439 Lori clones and equipped them with acid filled supersoakers. He plans to command this army to move out and invade Australia, which will be used as a base for their global attack against capitalism. (Devan has always been a socialist.)


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