1.:When i have 1500 roasts
2.:When i have 1500 flaggs
3.:When i have 100000000000 diamonds

In total? Cuz that's not high.

When you go on youtube and search anything with a prefix of t.

lol, this actually lets you know you're n00b

...when you keep tapping your little finger in the air, no matter where you are, to alternate between running and walking...or the middle finger so you're always armed with seekers. I did this all the time, and only recently stopped.

I managed to stop doing that too. :D

I've been doing that a lot for a long, long time.

When you eat carrots, if a turtle touchs you
When you try to jump twice in the air

In one game! Not in total...

No, that's normal. Sorta. Except the touching turtle thing.

When you think killing turtles, cats ect with get you points for the next big high score and when you think you see 100 flying up into the air when you kill something.

When you think killing your boss will get you 2000 points and when you think your boss has missile launchers, chains ect.

I actually tried all of Jazz, Spaz, and Lori's special moves when I was little :)

(all of them worked)

hmm. I tried, too. But how can you jump, if you are in the air ?!

Spaz's sidekick has also always struck me as impossible. I do however, on occasion, use my mustache as a copter.

i bet you would use your (-)(-)(-)(-) as a blaster

(c) Shaney

well yeah rep but i also believe his Rearend is the way he uses the flamethrower


BTW the sidekick isnt that impossible it can be done but ur to afraid to put a trampoline on its side and then just jump against it

R3ptile: ok he's totally owned now
R3ptile: :D

yep you are officially pwned

Mustache Copter = Seussnian absurdist humor
Using hip-level body parts as weapons = "Epic Movie" level humor

Come on guys, you weren't even close to hilarious mocking. Try harder.


EDIT- I dont see how a trampoline comes into this. The move starts from crouching down and then having enough force to launch oneself in a midair kicking position over a long distance. Also, I have been told that I have been "officially owned: by people over the past year when all they've done was basically quote an 11 year old on halo. Consider me old fashioned, but doesn't owning mean to make a fool of the other person and not yourself?

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man oh man , ooh i will try harder just wait and see ,


i believe i want to see u in a new game called , pwn the noob ,

rule one doesnt matter how hard u do if u just get a laugh from it its cool

rule 2 keep trying laugh harder

rule 3 i think you just played jazzjackrabit to mutch so this game is better



then put some hidden wheels on ur side and a hidden rocket in your Rearend that will give the thrust to do a sidekick , Pwned , btw i pwn u , not my self, i allways have a way to defend my self , i am legendary in it believe me ,

imho touching turtles is kind of gross

yep GG gry


drinking some carrotade and then think with ur head to swap players and forget to type that should be a sucky situation

avoiding touching turtles is plausible, however stomping on them is a bit too far

What do we think about shooting turtles?

man oh man , omg i just dont get u , void touching turtles , u got to se it in my way


The Touching turtle

there once was a turtle that wanted to touch
he couldnt do it cause on this forum its just too much
as lame as he was he still tried
later this day the touching turtle was fried

man noob that would be cruel

What about lizards, can we burn them?

What about floating suckers? Can we genetically engineer them?

Float suckers have become overused over the years.
SP levels, then again, have not.

.. When you say levelnames like MULCH in real life.
When you talk about JJ2 on a school with only 2 JJ2 players.

2 JJ2 players in one school? AWESOME

when you write songs about Jazz Jackrabbit

I could use a break now

... when you play JJ2.

read before you write!

When you glue a green towel to your body, grab an electric driller and shout HEY COME ON LETS GO.

Birdie you thief!:mad:

More like the other way around, the thief is DoubleGJ.

When you are the only real JJ2 player at your school and annoy the hell out of your friends by mentioning the name now and then...:P

When you say "t" before every sentence in real life.

Dunno 'bout that, but in msn and sth like that I sometimes do it.

..when you proclaim to have been in the community ever since the game was released, while your "Join Date" says "Feb 2005".

When you continuously attempt to start flame wars or PA someone in the forums based on a 2D platform jumping / shooting game with rabbits for characters.

..When you start eating carrots as medicine in real life.

When you try shooting rocket launchers through water at other people.

When you cry wolf whenever somebody cracks a joke, then spin around and say "IT'S JUST A RABBIT GAME LOL".