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Well...and the tail?

I claim page #2.

Probably because a tail didn't fit to a weirdo like Spaz.

:lol: I have to agree. :) Probably the best story I read here. The difficulty screen, is just proby spaz as a tottler :)

Quote:

Originally posted by Batty Buddy
Que Passa!!!!

(Batty enters wearing a raincoat and bucket hat. He is also carrying a microphone... That looks suspiciously like an ice cream cone...)

B.B.: Hello out there on JCF- Batty Buddy here masqurading as a on the spot reporter- You can tell I'm an on the spot reporter, because I'm wearing a rain coat... And it's not raining... Hmm-
Well anyway, it seams that several people have been asking about the story behind Spaz Jackrabbit's missing tale... Oh- sorry that's TAIL...
And now reporting live- I'm going to solve this enigma streight from the rabbits mouth. I received a very loyal tip that Spaz has been known to travel down this street on a regular basis- and I'm sure I can convince him to do an interveiw.
(Sounds of Spaz walking and humming to himself are heard from a short distance away. Batty hides in a nearby ally and sticks his foot out. Spaz enters, trips, and falls.)
Spaz: Oof.
(Batty comes out of the ally and helps Spaz to his feet. Then points the microphone at his face.)
B.B.: Spaz-(Spaz looks at the mike.) A lot of people have been noticing (Spaz licks the mike a couple times.) the lack of a tail on your person. (Spaz takes a huge bite out of the mike.) Any comments on how you receaved your lack of posterior appendages?
Spaz: (mouth full) Huh... (swallows. Then turns around and looks at his butt.) Hmm... Well- Whatta ya know... (Turns back to Batty) You know- I never really noticed that...
B.B.: Soooo- I guess you can't recall how you may have lost it?
Spaz: Nope I don't really have good hindsight.(Chuckles)
B.B.: (Groan)... Ya know- Kermit the Frog is really better at this stuff then I am...

That wasn't ment to be funny. It was serious :P

Okay, here's an idea of why...(not my idea, btw)

[IMG]http://212.187.41.139:81/pics/spazbite.gif[/IMG]

But we don't know for sure that this didn't happen after he'd lost his tail....cuz he's pretty old in this picture, and I think his tail was lost as a kid.

I was going to say something here, but then I realized that life is a good thing. :(

Heh.

Where'd that pic come from anyway? I've seen it quite a few times, but I have no idea who drew it. :confused: I LOVE THAT EMOTICON! WOOWOO! *falls across the stairs*

a file in the JJ2 folder.. forget which..

HTML folder is what I heard.

That come from the online order form of jj2. (wich is in the jj2 folder)

There are several pics there too.

Isn't that a bite in his a**?

Guess Spaz don't need glasses. on a wayyyy earlier topic I think Devan wears glasses because all evil geniuses do. Hopefully i won't start to need glasses because of reading such a long pointless forum topic on Spaz's tail (lol), which by the way:
Me thinks some Scwarzenguards played pin the tail on the donkeys with Spaz's tail.

Don't I look dumb. I didn't realise there was a second page and replied to the last posting on the first page. wow, things change so fast:O