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Fawriel Jun 21, 2004 04:26 AM

I hope I didn't sense sexual innuendo there... seriously...

Pageclaim in the name of the sexiest around, m- *gets a screen thrown against his head*

Doubble Dutch Jun 21, 2004 04:49 PM

Define 'chick' Is it based on sex appeal? good looks? resemblence to the immature young of a domestic fowl?

Taking the latter case, I vote Lori as she is yellow and fluffy.

Odin Jun 22, 2004 11:27 AM

Eva has been around since JJ1. Not only that, but I don't have TSF. So Eva wins. I also note that Lori is quite sexy herself.

-ThO

Doubble Dutch Jun 24, 2004 06:14 AM

Pedophile: Someone attracted to children.

Lagomophile: Someone attracted to rabbits, hares or pikas


What you do in privacy,
is of no concern to me.
But if it involves a Lori pic,
all I'll say is you are SICK!

If Eva Earlong is your thing,
then my hands your neck will wring.
I'll kill you 'cause, suffice to say,
none of us love them that way.

Jun 25, 2004 07:41 AM

Nice poem, and it's right too... ...

~Alex

Radium Jun 25, 2004 08:20 AM

I wonder what an omniophile would be...

DoubleGJ Jun 25, 2004 10:10 AM

I know an everythingphile. She's a girl. She said she'd vote for Eva.

shin Jul 5, 2004 12:34 AM

lori iz far sexier imho. eva wouldve been sexy if she were a secret char instead of part of scenery in ctf bases. hafta admit i loved her look in jazz 1 but its like nick fell asleep when she was drawn in jj2. oooh im a proud lagomophile! purple shin likes yellow lori

cooba Jul 5, 2004 01:10 AM

STOP REVIVING THIS OLD SUX THREAD. BESIDES, NEITHER ARE SEXIER. PERIOD.
 

R3ptile Jul 16, 2004 09:22 AM

Absolutely Lori. ;(

cooba Jul 16, 2004 09:48 AM

NO |(
 

Doubble Dutch Jul 18, 2004 05:44 AM

How can you revive a thread that is the most recent in this forum? I could understand if the thread was on page 34 or something,....

Anyways I would say both Lori and Eva are attractive in the way a large bowl of chcolate icecream or a well drawn picture is attractive, rather than attractive in the way a girl in a swinsuit is. [Hang on, I'm a girl what am I insinuating...]

Tover Dec 9, 2004 12:22 PM

Lori!!! Vote for Lori!

cooba Dec 9, 2004 01:03 PM

Stop reviving this thread

Odin Dec 11, 2004 12:14 AM

REVIVAL!!!!`1@!231

FreeLance Jan 22, 2005 09:57 PM

Hehehehefufufuh.

blurredd Jan 23, 2005 07:07 AM

Eva's outfit is a lot better than Lori's and Eva overall looks better, while Lori has horrendous special moves on TSF. The only reason Lori is winning on this poll is because it's in the Lori forum. I demand a recount in a neutral forum.

PS: You like my late post, don't you?

FreeLance Jan 23, 2005 10:51 AM

Don't forget that this board is dominated by laggypedophiles, and Lori's right up their alley! ;)

aokmaniac13 Jan 25, 2005 08:11 PM

:r
How do you survive with all these *insert term here*philes running around?

FreeLance Jan 25, 2005 08:18 PM

It's tough, it's tough.

MaliceX Feb 6, 2005 12:01 AM

I can't compare to the two female rabbits matching up. Ultimately it seems Lori would give a major bruisin' to Eva...
IMO, Eva just looks like your ordinary Damsel in Distress-type of princess. No hidden secrets besides turning frogs to bunnies.

cooba Feb 6, 2005 02:36 AM

Would you people mind letting this topic die already?

DoubleGJ Feb 6, 2005 02:42 AM

MURDER IT

blurredd Feb 6, 2005 04:42 AM

Who really cares anyway? This section of the JCF is highly inactive.

Olsen Feb 6, 2005 08:43 AM

BACKSTAB IT

FreeLance Feb 6, 2005 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaliceX
I can't compare to the two female rabbits matching up. Ultimately it seems Lori would give a major bruisin' to Eva...
IMO, Eva just looks like your ordinary Damsel in Distress-type of princess. No hidden secrets besides turning frogs to bunnies.

Actually, the original Eva's more than just a damsel in distress. I mean, look at her. She's been around the proverbial block. I'd say she can hold her own against some Lori (coincidence that lori is much like rori/loli, short for lolita by those with a lolita complex?) type.

Violet CLM Feb 6, 2005 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaliceX
IMO, Eva just looks like your ordinary Damsel in Distress-type of princess. No hidden secrets besides turning frogs to bunnies.

I don't know... you've got to remember that in JJ1, she treated her captor with scorn, attempted to escape, fought against the Schwarzenguard, managed to send a warning message to Jazz for Episode 3, and even saved his life at the end of Episode 6. In JJ2, her role was diminished because most of the game didn't take place in a time where she was even alive, but she did send Spaz to rescue Jazz and save the world, which he probably wouldn't have thought of on his own.

DoubleGJ Feb 8, 2005 05:47 AM

Don't forget how episode B ends.

Doubble Dutch Feb 13, 2005 04:56 PM

LEt us not forget:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/Gannalev/Damsel.png[/IMG]

Damsel in distress? I think not.

CrashMash Mar 7, 2005 07:45 AM

Eva, d0h!

Lie Mar 8, 2005 04:47 PM

Personally, I don't like either one that much. But I really don't like Eva, so it's automatically Lori.

Spaz FOREVER. Okay, so maybe he isn't sexy, but still! The sentiment, people, the SENTIMENT.

Ragnarok! Mar 12, 2005 09:01 AM

LORI IS SO BUFF. SHE HAS NICE (-)(-)(-)(-). I SAW THEM, SHE SHOWED ME WHIL SHOOTING DEVAN!

White Rabbit Mar 12, 2005 09:07 AM

:O

She has nice guns? ;P

Ragnarok! Mar 12, 2005 09:11 AM

Derby: Filter bypass removal.

Sonyk Mar 12, 2005 09:34 AM

I just have this to say.

Video game characters when female are usually intended to be "nice" looking to the males that play those games. That said, you must consider that both Lori and Eva are both rabbits, and therefore, look... Like female humanoid rabbits. But if you must choose, consider this, one was made as a love interest, the other was made as a teenage love interest.

So, either way, finding one "sexy" as so bluntly stated in this poll is against human nature, end of story.

Lie Mar 12, 2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonyk
I just have this to say.

Video game characters when female are usually intended to be "nice" looking to the males that play those games. That said, you must consider that both Lori and Eva are both rabbits, and therefore, look... Like female humanoid rabbits. But if you must choose, consider this, one was made as a love interest, the other was made as a teenage love interest.

So, either way, finding one "sexy" as so bluntly stated in this poll is against human nature, end of story.

I love you.

Jo Li KMC Mar 13, 2005 03:41 PM

Eva Earlong-Jackrabbit is far more sexy than Lori Jackrabbit. However. Lori is far more cute and adorable than Eva Earlong-Jackrabbit. Personally, I like Lori far more anyway. But the question was "Which is More Sexy?," if I'm not mistaken. Therefore, Eva.

Sonyk Mar 13, 2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lie
I love you.

I'm sorry, was there any point to that? For if so, I missed it.

Jo Li KMC Mar 14, 2005 01:20 AM

She was simply stating that she was very appreciative of the blunt, logical comment that you had made towards this entire topic. Duh. :x

Sonyk Mar 14, 2005 02:56 PM

Oh.


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