Australia? That would be a very bad idea. Australia's economy probabl isn't powerful enough to destroy the "boss" of capitalism, America. It would be better to move his troops from canadaland and dispatch them in all major cities. Attack when tiem is right and destroy America from inside out. Then use the somewhat crippled economy to conquer the rest of the world. The amount of nukes and technology should make it less dificult.

Yes, but this is the guy whose forces were easily defeated by pinpoint attacks from a single individual, the weakness in his plans has *always* been to leave himself open to such obviously foreseeable defeat.

Yes, but Devan DID conquer loads of planets. Diamondus, Medivo, Fanolint, scraparap and the like...
It's about conquering countries, not fighting against a green rabbit superhero.

That is about Loris behaviour how?...

And I still think she is a slave with no mind. Devan conrroled her. But some TSF *new ppl on this game (I wonder if sayng this is allowed in here?)* stole his ctroling prog.

:lori:

Pretty flimsy conquests you've got to admit, it took Jazz less than half an hour to beat him at each location.

Salad bar and conrroled; two food related euphemisms I still haven't been able to get the meaning of. Isn't slang a wonderful thing?

30 minutes? But those locations aren't very big at all. And Jazz is a hero, he has to be fast in order to resque his beloved princess...

As far as the comic seems to indicate, she wasn't so much beloved as an added bonus to kicking Devan's butt.

and merchandising

he didn't even make so much money on it, seeing as there's so few JJ gadgets

Then I wonder why Jazz never signed up for Devans army. Such a killing machine would get paid pretty good...

He much prefers hurting Devan. Devan has been really evil to Jazz.

Devan never had anything aginst Jazz, til he started chasing him.:lori:

He had. Jazz is a rabbit. Devan hates rabbits.

Yes, but he has nothing against specific rabbits, just rabbits in general I'm quite sure he would've taken Jazz on board quite readily, if doubtfully.

Jazz's motives remain quite suspect.

Well, Jazz is the best person to destroy something that would threaten the intergalactic rabbit species.
Maybe he just likes fame and fortune, or he has a scheme in mind: kill Devan, Marry Eva and become prince of Carottus (or the country where the Earlong family rules). No money problems, more power and still the privelege to go where you want to.

Ahm... "THIS TURTLE (Devan) has kidnapped THIS RABBIT (Eva) in order to conquer THIS PLANET (Carrotus). It's up to THIS RABBIT (Jazz) to destroy THIS TURTLE (Devan) with THIS GUN (the so called "blaster", LFG-2000) to save HER (Eva) and THIS (Carrotus).

Mean ol' queen told him or somthin. Or the other rabbits had some tornery or other rabbity politicy crap.

Carrotus has got to be one of the most awkward planets to live on. It has old medival castles and a king and queen at the same time as high-tech blasters and spacecraft. Plus it even has it's own gateway to hell. Rabbit-hell.

"Soldier of fortune & seeker of justice, Jazz Jackrabbit hurtles through the cosmos, performing acts of daring-do for those in need"

"We interrupt this broadcast of "Married... with chinchillas" to bring you this special bulletin... Shellian Terrorist Devan Shell has kidnapped the rabbit princess Eva Earlong... the princess was quoted as saying 'THIS SUCKS!'"
"Wow! I could be a real hero! Think of the fortune I could make on merchandising alone"

Except it isn't accessible in normal ways since Devan needed a time machine to enter it. Most likely there's an entrance in the Jungle timezone, so the Jackrabbits could enter it too... Or it's a time warp wormhole bug, like maybe Psych, too?

What do you mean with a Jungle timezone? Raneforus sounds like a more logical place, since Jazz and Devan are still in the past, during the time that Devan was working on his battleships and allready has conquered Raneforus.

If it's about hell, it's obvious I mean JJ2.

This is what you get when you allow democratic freedom to be trampled by the boots of monarchy. It's a lesson for us all, especially now that they control half the galaxy, and will probbably colonize the various planets, enslave their inhabitants and destroy their culture.

Like the conqustadors.9)

/Moved/

Bug?
 

I've searched the forums but can't find out information anywhere. Has anyone else noticed that Lori can't use the lizard copters? I came across this issue when I was playing the Secret Files deathmatch mode. Is this a bug? Or was Lori using these things just overlooked by the developers? Please tell me that ain't true. Sheesh! After all, she can use the rocket-boards... But no copters? Oh my gosh......

Yeah, that's well-known. As I recall, she can USE them, she just can't GRAB them for whatever strange reason.

She's afraid of flying, everyone knows that.

No, she just doesn't want to damage her fluffy ears by grabbing onto the copter...

Awww... dang. I was really hoping it was just me, or that there was a patch for it. Lol, me and my wishful thinking. Hey thanks guys. *scratches head* Now how does even playing as Lori benefit you? (Other than she's a girls... that's a given. Hahaha!) That's just too bad. Really affects the gameplay.

yeah, there isnt much point in playing as lori..(gameplay wise)
use the jjfly cheat to get up where a copter is placed or something..?

This is why Lori didn't make an earlier appearance, she was tactfully not informed of either of Devan's attempts so she wouldn't feel redundant as everyone else got part of the action. (But nooooo, someone had to go tell!)

actually its just a bug, so theres no point in stelling everybody lori's stupid or what, its just that jj2 and tsf were rushed to such point that half the promised features never made it into the game (or only half, and lacking function) and that bugs like the copter thing were never fixed.

Oh, I'd say there's a point, making up stories is what people do here.

I think the developers included Lori to satisfy the female consumers.

I'd say it was meant to attract more male consumers....

Correction, it was meant to attract more male consumers that didn't mind what species they were, as long as they were female.

After that, things only got creepier.

I'd wish it was a reason to make female consumers attemp to cosplay her

Why the creators of jj2tsf are even CREATE this yellow CREATURE?????????

It was Dean Dodrill, he was a fan of the first game and got hired. Then he made it, unfortunately replacing Spaz's girlfriend with his sister and giving her a name that didn't end in az

So what else would she be called?

Lazz? *ponders*

Actually, she didn't become his sister until someone messed up a packaging blurb, I think.