the real lori is locked up while devan sends a decoy that tries to decieve jazz into death

Jazz is fed up with never being able to stop Devan and commits suicide.

It might as well be the other way round...

With Devan dead because he is fed up with Jazz thwarting his evil plans, the intergalactic rabbit can finally live in peace. They turn their back to Jazz, because they found out he only wanted to fight Devan for the merchandise. So now Jazz must fight against the intergalactic rabbits who all want to kill him for his treachery.

Sounds much more interesting...

:rolleyes: or maybe just the same way it is and has been...

Nah. We need new awesomeness. Spaz decides to become a girl and Jazz falls in love with him. Lori tells Jazz you shouldn't be in love (like that) with your brother... but secretly Lori, as being lesbian, gets pregnant of Spaz, because she also fell in love with him. Then she dies of complications with the birth of their child and Jazz commits suicide because of losing his brother to Lori, and because of losing his sister. Spaz remains alone and finds his true love in Devan, who suddenly kills him after many years: Spaz was the enemy!

That sounds... umm.... "funny" :D

Except it totally disregards the literary rules of a deveolping character. Somewhere down the line, Jazz changed his motivation from money to making a metaphorical touchdown with Eva. Your idea therefore, makes no sense.

Mine however does as Devan routinely comes back, much like King K. Rool, with an even Crazier plot. If certain info provided in JJA is to be believed, the same somewhat applies to Dark Shell.
Case in point: Jazz is very bad at erradicating leaders of oppresive turtle regimes, despite this being his only career.

I've based that story on the JJ1 manual comic, which was a big mistake as you pointed out. I just think it would be a lot cooler if Jazz would fight the rabbits instead of the turtle faction.

also put the truth on jazz3 about epic loseing the jazz2 source code in the toilet while it was on a memory stick.

Eva has an affair and Jazz hunts down the other rabbit...who turns out to be a turtle. A turtle named Devan Shell. And the "affair" was a hoax; Devan left clues to set Jazz up by causing him to believe it was real.

I hereby declare the time for making up horrible storylines to be officially over. There'll be plenty of time for that if/when the game is far enough along that it needs a storyline.

I hereby declare the game to be officially far enough along that it needs a storyline.

=D

I hereby declare that it has one.

I hereby declare that you should tell us.

http://www.ambesoftware.com/Forum
There is a story section over there, but that forum won't allow me to link to it directly.

I hereby declare that link to be a valid answer. Thanks!

i hereby declare that you all stop saying "i hereby declare"

I hereby declare Drmoo's post to be officially ignored.

I hereby declare it not ignored.

Have you forgotten what this thread is about?

I hereby declare the this thread's topic to be forgotten. (it was JJ3 remake)

Stop making junk posts in this topic. That's what Comedy Cafe is for

If I were ambesoftware, I'd be rather furious to waste my time checking this topic frequently and finding nothing that's helpful in any way.

I hereby loled at BN's post.

Well, you know guys its not that I don't read all of this. But what do you expect me to answer?

Drmoo- YOU are NOT funny. Black Ninja is funny. Radium is funny. Fawriel's critiques on my art are drop dead hilarious. YOU however are NOT funny.

Please kindly stop being an asshat and try to stay on some kind of logical topic.

noob dont even try to single me out like i was the only one doing that "i hereby declare" crap.

The only one doing it excessively, yes.

Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be the vice-president...
 

Hey, guys, this conversation really doesn't add anything to the topic. I understand it's important to make sure people understand why they're being asked not to perpetuate an activity, but that can take place in private messages, or at least with constructive phrasing. "Please kindly stop being an asshat and try to stay on some kind of logical topic," for instance, is NOT a constructive phrase, and the language does not encourage the person you're addressing to comply with your commands so much as to get offended and defensive. Which defensiveness, by the way, can ALSO take place in private messages. As it is, the last thirteen posts (including this one) have had nothing to do with the topic at hand. Considering there are doubtlessly any number of things that can be talked about when presented with the idea of an independent company making a new Jazz game, such digression seems... well, uncalled for.

Make it fourteen!!

Nice post, I hereby declare that I'll stop saying that too because that was a good and nice "Please kindly stop being an asshat and try to stay on some kind of logical topic" post.

Let us all just shut up until Ambesoft posts an update about which we can discuss...

storyline related: devan comes out with a secret weapon (weapon to be decided). Jazz must stop devan from using it.

idea2: spaz or lori is kidnapped. Jazz must rescue.

idea3: whole new villan

idea4: jazz falls into another dimension while trying to figure out how to shut off Devan's evil carrot destruction machine. Now jazz must battle his way out of that alternate dimension.

All of those are unoriginal or bland. Stop trying :(.

Didn't Ambesoft say he's got a storyline already?

I think so, which only adds further to the reason to stop trying.

Something really mad and unique.
With mecha...

Stop Trying >o

I want to see more character models.

So do I.

more characters?
Razz could be used...

Hmm I think that would be fun indeed, something new. It all depends on how far they will go with stealing intellectual properties. I'd love to see some models too indeed.