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You just know you've played JJ2 too much
..when you beat the 2nd level of THE ULTIMATE TEST at the first try.
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You can never play JJ2 too much.
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When you go to Africa and wonder where are the collectible bananas.
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When you're afraid to go to the beach due to crab infestation
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When you keep running into walls hoping to find a secret passage to a room full of food and TV's
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When you train huge parrots to use a machine gun and be your bodyguards, killing all of your enemies that are dumb enough to get near you, but the parrots keep run when you are hit.
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When you attempt to open boxes by buttstomping.
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When you play jj2.
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When you try to run into walls and hope they break.
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When you get high after eating 100 snacks.
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When you try to sniff caterpillars to get dizzy.
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When you try to grab a cat's tail, hoping it will take you into the air.
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When you eat carrots.
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When you attemp to break warning signs with flying kicks and uppercuts.
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When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.
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Okay, this one is actually true.
You look at pretty much anything of beauty, be it natural or anthropic, and consider how it could be made into a tile-set; what the basic 32x32 squares are, how many palette lines it would take, how many layers, what perspective would be appropriate, etc.
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when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns.
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When you complete the level "You can't shout in outer space" five times. With your feet. With closed eyes. And unlocking the secret ending.
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-When you are completely incapable of walking around objects or opening doors, thus forcing you to jump really high and get over them.
-When you join this forum -When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem. |
1) When you make a "Save The Turtles" level, aginst Jazz Spazz and Lori's turtle hunt, then host it 24/7 on both TSF and 1.23, allweys online and making tours about the poor turtle sprites in the game, 9 hour long tours of course.
2) When you buy a rabbit and a turtle\bat\every other enemy in the game, give the rabbit a gun, connect the rabbit to a keyboard, and command it to kill the evil monster. Quote:
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when you and your friend attempt to wallclimb...
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When you make threads like these >(
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When you READ (or even REPLY in) threads like these
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That makes no sense, rionaam. If you played too much jj2, you wouldn't have time to reply here
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You know you've played JJ2 too much when you freeze if you touch an hourglass.
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When you shower and wonder why the lights haven't gone out.
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When you waer a backpack.
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when you cant read your text in irc because your screen resolution is suddenly so high (!)
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When you prefix everything you type on IRC and MSN with an extra t.
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(LOL I did that a few times, blame me :()
...when you have JJ2 open if you're viewing this thread. (D: ) |
When you hear the number two and automatically think “Bouncers!”
That has happened to me... |
When you can shoot yourself upwards with a rocketlauncher.
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When you try to jump over a cliff moving your feet in the place and then jumping, while shouting "GOLDEN JUMP, GOLDEN JUMP".
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When you shout in a server: "YAY I KILLED AN ENEMY AND NOW JUST 998 MORE TO WIN!"
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that means you've only gotten two petty roasts in a public server
i'd say that means you have played too little jj2 |
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