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I dunno if this is supposed to be in another forum, so move it if it is please.

Alrighty then, I am annoyed at the peoples claiming themselves 'Jackrabbits' and wondering how many there are. So I'm gonna do a Jackrabbit Census!

(BTW, a census is a list of people)

All you need to do to be confirmed as a Jackrabbit is fill in this form:

LAST NAME (required since Lori is a Jones), Name, Relation as a Jackrabbit/Jones.

THESE RELATIONS WILL NOT BE COUNTED:
AUNTY/UNCLE OF DR .JONES/LOLA/EVA/JAZZ/SPAZ/LORI
SIBLING OF JAZZ/SPAZ/LORI/LOLA/DR.JONES/EVA
PARENT OF JAZZ/SPAZ/LORI/DR.JONES/LOLA/EVA
COUSIN OF DR.JONES/LOLA/EVA

So here's the list!

JACKRABBIT, Jazz, brother of Spaz Jackrabbit + Lori Jones
JACKRABBIT, Eva, wife of Jazz Jackrabbit
JACKRABBIT, Spaz, brother of Jazz Jackrabbit + Lori Jones
JACKRABBIT, Lola, wife of Spaz Jackrabbit
JACKRABBIT, Prophet, son of Jazz Jackrabbit
JONES, Lori, sister of Jazz Jackrabbit + Spaz Jackrabbit
JONES, Dr. Jones, husband of Lori Jones

If you list a relation that isn't acceptable, or doesn't make sense (example son of Jazz when Jazz has 11 children listed), you will not be on the list, therefore not a real Jackrabbit or Jones.

Happy days
~Shadow~

hmm?

I question the whole idea of this list, but feel compelled to point out that Eva does have a mother...

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I know, but she isn't counted as a Jackrabbit, she's an Earlong.

-EDIT-
"Alrighty, I'm annoyed at the number of people claiming to be a Jackrabbit..."
Also people just say:
'oh im greg jackrabbit the only son of spaz'
'no im the only son of spaz n00b'
'no i am i claimed 1'
'no i said so in fist place'
And so forth and so forth.

It's kinda silly we all don't list all whom are Jackrabbits and actually can tell people their relation to them and prove they're Jackrabbits/Jones' from all those whom spam and just say 'im the of ' when there's like 10 other people with the same request and 1 or 2 who can actually prove they're related.

...no. Just no.

No what?

I'm me. Who calls themselves jackrabbits anyway? I don't want to be someone else. Maybe when I'm feeling let down and want to escape and live someone else's life, because that's what most people feel, for inexplicable reasons. But in the end, I am me.

This is weird...

Yeah.

If I'm not much mistaken usernames with "Jackrabbit" or a modification of it haven't been used for a few years.

CrimiClown Jackrabbit, pleased to meet you. ;P

I think I get what Shadow's getting at...

This reminds me, actually: last time I player Worms 2 online I was very careful to *not* use my usual online name. Can't remember what I used, but I thought using "BoggyB" in Worms 2 would just be silly, and I was expecting to see a lot of variations on the name in the servers.

Crimi, you forgot your reason of how you're related ;p
And I'm glad someone understands. I'm sick of it.

And stay on topic please. 8D

...so you basically did something you told everyone not to do?

Crimiclown was being... uh... blatantly sarcastic.
Honestly, don't you think the lack of response in this topic suggests that maybe nobody actually believes that they're part of the game canon? Honestly the only place that's going to have any dealing with fan-characters is the war tavern, and at a guess the people who pretend to be named Jackrabbit aren't around anymore.

You seem to misunderstand.
 

"THESE RELATIONS WILL NOT BE COUNTED:
AUNTY/UNCLE OF DR .JONES/LOLA/EVA/JAZZ/SPAZ/LORI
SIBLING OF JAZZ/SPAZ/LORI/LOLA/DR.JONES/EVA
PARENT OF JAZZ/SPAZ/LORI/DR.JONES/LOLA/EVA
COUSIN OF DR.JONES/LOLA/EVA"

Wife and Son is counted, unless there's already a wife and/or there are enough sons and anymore wouldn't make sense.

!EDIT!
And Lola is NOT, I repeat, NOT a made up character. Remember the yellow rabbit Spaz goes for? That's Lola.

That's Lori. Ask anyone. Ask the guy who drew her.
Incidentally, your argument doesn't quite work... I can claim to be this rabbit here:

Unfortunately, even though that rabbit has just as much canonical support as Lori did until TSF came out, that doesn't mean I can apply whatever attributes I like to that rabbit (WIFE OF EVA EARLONG) and have him not be a made-up character. Look up the term "Canon Sue".

This is... odd, very odd. Yet somehow arousing.

/me walks into thread

/me walks out of thread

Lori is actually a "Jackrabbit". Her name is Lori Jackrabbit. She is not a Jones.
Jones is also not a Jazz Jackrabbit name. Dr. Jones is the Jazz Jackrabbit Fan who made Lori.

What? Lori was drawn by Noogy methinks. Dr. Jones just leads the Lori Central.

Looks like someone has missed the GRAND WEDDING EVENT!

Lori Jones. You gotta love monosylablic names.

I have difficulty taking Dr. Jones seriously in terms of canon, but I have almost as much difficulty taking Lori seriously, so whatever.

Mind you, I never did see that wedding. Where was it written down/drawn/levelled?

I just keep simple for myself and only consider canon things that actually happen in the games, things in the instruction manuals and comics, and things directly stated by the game creators.

Myself, I consider Canon a company that makes digital cameras and printers.

I do too. :D

Any registerings?