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General Hare Apr 6, 2006 08:48 AM

Lost Future
 
Does anyone have an idea of what could of happened if Lori was going to be Spazz's girlfriend instead of being a sister?

Pako Apr 6, 2006 09:04 AM

Then there would be a lot of hentai pics about Spaz and Lori.

Hare Apr 25, 2006 11:53 PM

Ugh, or worse.

Spongie *W* May 9, 2006 05:01 AM

I think there are things in the big wide world which should stay unknown...

Sonyk May 9, 2006 05:51 AM

Nicely worded.

Jerrythabest Jun 23, 2006 02:11 AM

the JJ2 ending movie would be correct. It's kinda weird now, since spaz sees his own sister and.. well, does really weird things for someone seeing his own sister :lol:

MSB3000 Jun 23, 2006 08:02 PM

But this thread is a month old :(

Jerrythabest Jun 24, 2006 12:34 AM

so what? I'm just answering questions. :lol:

Doubble Dutch Jun 24, 2006 05:30 AM

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the JJ2 ending movie would be correct. It's kinda weird now, since spaz sees his own sister and.. well, does really weird things for someone seeing his own siste
Well, can we be sure that's Lori? It doesn't look like her except maybe the colors; also maybe she has been away for a few years [Thus why she didn't help fight Devan] and Spaz is just very glad to see her.

I doubt we'd see many pictures of the two, we certainly don't see many of Jazz and Eva now do we; and they're *married*

On the other hand; would their children be orange? And what would they look like? Since real rabbits don't care about either marrige or incest, does the fact that she's his sister really change anything?

Jerrythabest Jun 24, 2006 06:03 AM

nice questions! orange kids! :lol:

jam Jun 25, 2006 12:43 AM

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does the fact that she's his sister really change anything?
Depends whether you want a rabbit with 6 legs, one ear and no eyes.

Jerrythabest Jun 25, 2006 02:41 AM

huh? explain please :confused:

Radium Jun 25, 2006 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jam
Depends whether you want a rabbit with 6 legs, one ear and no eyes.

What DD is saying, though is that that's only in humans. Animals tend to incest fine.

Birdie Jun 26, 2006 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Radium
What DD is saying, though is that that's only in humans. Animals tend to incest fine.

What about that cow with six legs?

Jerrythabest Jun 26, 2006 11:42 AM

you guys have lost me here, really. Let's make some single player episode where you can play with spaz and lori and finally bring them together and they marry and such things. Lori was never meant to be his sister and why won't we just set that right? ;)

oh, yeah, and that was NOT a joke

Enigma Jun 26, 2006 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Radium
What DD is saying, though is that that's only in humans. Animals tend to incest fine.

Not really. They may be able to keep it going for a little while longer than humans, but eventually it will make them more vulnerable to certain diseases and stuff, causing all of them to be wiped out when an epidemic hits. Other animals have just as much benefit as humans when mixing the populations now and then.

So basically: Spaz + Lori = no children please

Jerry: every animal has a few faulty genes on a chromosome. Because chromosomes come in pairs, the animal usually has a chromosome with the healthy gene to make up for it. If the animals are related though, they might have the same faulty gene on the same chromosome. If both of them would pass this faulty gene to their child, the child would be left with a pair of chromosomes that both have the faulty gene, without a healthy gene to make up for it. This would cause the child to have some kind of defect. Therefore, Spaz and Lori would probably have handicapped babies.

Jerrythabest Jun 27, 2006 12:32 AM

would be interesting. a handicapted baby, you can write a whole story how spaz and lori could try to fix that! =) now who's gonna help me with levels and tilesets?

Doubble Dutch Jun 27, 2006 03:41 AM

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Depends whether you want a rabbit with 6 legs, one ear and no eyes.
Inbreeding has positive as well as negative effects; in general if a species has a high reproductive rate [wie rabbits] than it will incest quite well. Large litters [wie rabbits, nix cows] are also helpful, as it allows thr bad genes to be weeded out without destroying all young. Besides, this is only one generation.

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Not really. They may be able to keep it going for a little while longer than humans, but eventually it will make them more vulnerable to certain diseases and stuff, causing all of them to be wiped out when an epidemic hits. Other animals have just as much benefit as humans when mixing the populations now and then.
This assumes there is no natural mutation, after all, all lions are descended from one proto lion, so there should be massive inbreeding there too right? Provided a species mutates enough and has enough young to allow bad genes to dissapear, its all good.

Labrats have been bred about 300 generations from ONE small captured sample in the early 18th century. They are now technically a seperate subspecies of rat.

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Therefore, Spaz and Lori would probably have handicapped babies.
Assuming no prior inbreeding and simalar genetics to humans, the possibility is less than 1 in 200 of a serious defect. Most likely they'd be spazzy.

So in summary Spaz + Lori = Let em do what comes naturally!

Ninja 101 Jun 28, 2006 05:24 AM

Naturally
 
spaz would be roundhouse kicked to death by Lori, naturally.

Jerrythabest Jun 28, 2006 06:40 AM

no, she would probably need all day to clean up Spaz' slobber

Ninja 101 Jun 29, 2006 01:05 AM

No, that's the reason spaz would get roundhouse kicked.

Jerrythabest Jun 29, 2006 01:50 AM

then the police will prolly pop in and take her to prison.

Jerrythabest Jun 30, 2006 12:27 AM

we are making up a story about what their life would be :lol:

Ninja 101 Jun 30, 2006 12:58 AM

Then her best friend CHUCK NORRIS will appear from the cupboard, say 'what's all this shouting Lori, there'll be no trouble here!' and start attacking people.

Jerrythabest Jun 30, 2006 01:04 AM

can someone move this to war tavern?

Stijn Jun 30, 2006 01:10 AM

Why?

Doubble Dutch Jun 30, 2006 05:06 AM

Well, it sounds good doesn't it? A story about Lori and Spaz. I think it should be made into a seperate thread, yes.

Monolith Jun 30, 2006 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerrythabest
the JJ2 ending movie would be correct. It's kinda weird now, since spaz sees his own sister and.. well, does really weird things for someone seeing his own sister :lol:

Spaz has been known to do really weird things anyway.

If Lori would have been Spaz's first real girlfriend, then I think Spaz would have been likely to change a lot, as in not being quite so crazy.

Ninja 101 Jul 3, 2006 06:15 AM

I think he needs to get more sleep and all! Have you seen those eyes?!!!
BLOODSHOT TO THE MAX!!!

Jerrythabest Jul 3, 2006 07:03 AM

the only reason his eyes look like that is cuz he is playing JJ1 24/7:P

Ninja 101 Jul 4, 2006 04:03 AM

Don't Blame him.


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