Stupid Contest. Join now!Q
 

Okay, just for stupid fun, howzabout a contest. Lets see who can create.... Jazz... Or spaz... As a cow... or a stick. or.... Okay I got it. So lets see Jazz, Spaz, and/or Lori transformed into something else. It could be a monkey or a pig or maybe a cantalope. So it can be a living creature, something inanemate or something just made up.

Aaaaaaand... Okay the rules. Right. Rules.

Rule #1: You have to be wearing only one shoe while drawing it. Except in the case that you are not. Then you can wear however many shoes you desire.

Rule #2: Stupidity is encouraged.

Rule #3: Yes.

Prizes: The winner will be chosen at random for reasons beyond all logic. Though some monetary exchange would not hurt at all whatsoever ;). The winner gets a fabulous pixel of any color they choose.

The deadline will be on the 13th :).

Questiooon: Does it have to be a drawing or can we do something else?

[IMG]http://www.maj.com/gallery/Lijik/Scans/entry.png[/IMG]

I made no effort in the coloring job.

[IMG]http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1729/spazthaeggplant2ez.gif[/IMG]

Spaz to an eggplant. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

@Radium: Wow, I hadn't considered that.

Uhm. If you want to make it out of something odd like spaghetti and meatballs. You may. I guess the only restriction is that it has to have some sort of visual appearance. Though a sound file would fit the stupidity rule so I guess anything goes really.

[img]http://chaos.foxmage.com/CrimiClown/jackbeetle.png[/img]
Jazz Jackbeetle... Don't ask.

[img]http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/2103/meerkatjazz1bc.gif[/img]

MS Paint quickie.

My beetle fails at this... ;(

[IMG]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1995/orlynowai2wv.png[/IMG]
Those blue things are LFG automatic turrets.

You win :(

[IMG]http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/9906/jazztheninepixels5ga.png[/IMG]

HAHAHAha.

Nine pixeled Jazz wins... ;(

I think Paco just won.

I don't, that car looks (-)ing retarded, not pimping.

Did you even read the rules?

Yes I did, and nowhere did it say "Insult pimps everywhere"

But it also says that stupidity is what this is all about. Then he said that "anything goes."

And be careful who you're talking to, boy, I'M A PIMP DADDY. o.O

The drawing isn't too good, but the concept is hilarious.

[IMG]http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/9085/trio4wr.jpg[/IMG]

HA.

*runs away*

Jazz JackStump wins.

:D

ooh, quicksketch time!

Its a Lorikeet!

[IMG]http://www.deviantart.com/view/34416987/[/IMG]

[The fullsize sketch is here: http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/200...y_Ziblink.png]

I hope pathetic puns are stupid enough.

Correcteth thine linketh, fair Double Dutch.

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/200...by_Ziblink.png

Now thou canst viewest thine illustration. LOLeth

On thy contrary, no thou canst not.

Thats odd. Works for me *shrugs*. Copy and paste then. :/

This be mine. I can't actually win since I'm related to the person who started the contest (being me and all). So I'm just tossing this in here for fun.

[IMG]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/jazz_transformed.gif[/IMG]

Let me know if the fan boy thing crosses the line. I'll remove it if it is inappropriate.

It crosses it, underlines it and colors it in with a 2B pencil. Good stuff!

Dang, these are really going to be hard to decide between. There's so many good ones. Lucky for me, the judging process will be totally random. That way nobodies feelings would be hurt (sorry, No ;)). So that just leaves the decision method. Should I roll a 12d or use a magic 8-ball... Choices.

(oh yeah, and I'll mention again that the deadline is June 13th. so there's still time for any stragglers to join in :) So thats like, 7 days or something. One week to go.)

In the meantime, take a gander at our fabulous prizes, each in designer colors...

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And these are just a FEW of the Billions of possible colors to choose from. Get one before the entire internet turns into polygons.

[IMG]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2780/trio28xo.png[/IMG]

YAY

Jazz Jackbean, Spaz GORILLA and Lori the Burger!

LOL @ Lori the burger XD!!

http://www.deviantart.com/download/34543067/

Bill Cosby explains Jazz jackrabbit

Please tell me no one has replied about my cosby entry because they're still speechless.

I thought it was amazing.

I didn't have permission to access it.

It works for everyone else I've given the link to. Maybe DA just hates you.

It doesn't. According to them, you're to good for me to look at.

Copy and paste the link. You can't just click on it.

Or, if you click, then refresh the page if DA doesn't allow you to view the video.

Jazz jacknuke.. =)

Riiiight...

Jazz as a television set. =D