The lost future
 

I dunno if this belongs in the War Tavern or not, but I think its Loristic enough to sit here. I think we should all make a story about what would've happened if Lori had really been Spaz's girfriend instead of sister.

Nothing big and oardered like the story by all of us, just a collection of musing paragraphs and such. I want to know what everyone thinks would happen. [Please keep it moderately serious] So in upholding my tradition of being a sick, sick lil girl here is the first chaptergraph:

The lost future

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Eva deftly ducked behind the door. It would be nice to have 4 inches of solid oak between her and the paparatzi, Yeesh, you marry a sodier of fortune that just happened to save your whole planet twice and the press wouldn't leave you alone. She became graduly aware of someone else in the room. She was a young yellow rabbit [younger than Eva anyway, the makeup covered the wrinkles] in fact, it appeared she had stumbled into the girls bedroom, which she was still apparently unpacking into. "You must be with Jazz, I heard his brother is taking the chance of free food and bord while my mother is feeling grateful, so what are you? Cousin?' The yellow rabbit smiled uncertainly "Well, I'm with his brother actually; we just got engaged. My names Lori" She held upa ringed finger. Eva stared "Umm, thats a Crackerjack decoder ring." Lori sniffed "Well, we can't all marry royalty, besides, its the thought that counts."

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Yes, I have too much spare time

Are they supposed to be inter-connected events?

Eh, if you want. I'm just curious

That was so confusing, I thought Lor Lor was saying she was Spaz's brother and was engaged to him. :(

Well *you* write something!

Besides, I'm constantly sleep deprived, it explains a lot.

She couldn't get a 24 carrot ring. Spaz would eat the carrots.

Well, if all that HAD happened, I would say Devan would captured Lola, Jazz and Eva and not Spaz as he thought Spaz wouldn't be up to it. Capture the worldness!

...whatever...

Lola?!!
Who the 'ell is Lola?!!

Whom I refer to as the yellow bunny Spaz fell for. I forgot to change it to Lori.

Google "Lola Bunny" and look how similar she is to Lori!

aaaah.