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R3ptile Nov 30, 2007 05:55 AM

You just know you've played JJ2 too much
 
..when you beat the 2nd level of THE ULTIMATE TEST at the first try.

:rolleyes:

Cpp Nov 30, 2007 12:33 PM

You can never play JJ2 too much.

Pako Dec 1, 2007 06:47 AM

When you go to Africa and wonder where are the collectible bananas.

n00b Dec 1, 2007 08:01 AM

When you're afraid to go to the beach due to crab infestation

Stijn Dec 1, 2007 08:09 AM

When you keep running into walls hoping to find a secret passage to a room full of food and TV's

Nonomu198 Dec 1, 2007 08:23 AM

When you train huge parrots to use a machine gun and be your bodyguards, killing all of your enemies that are dumb enough to get near you, but the parrots keep run when you are hit.

Superjazz Dec 1, 2007 12:02 PM

When you attempt to open boxes by buttstomping.

Birdie Dec 1, 2007 12:11 PM

When you play jj2.

SPAZ18 Dec 1, 2007 12:38 PM

When you try to run into walls and hope they break.

Caffne Dec 1, 2007 12:41 PM

When you get high after eating 100 snacks.

Vegito Dec 1, 2007 01:15 PM

When you try to sniff caterpillars to get dizzy.

Yasco Dec 1, 2007 05:32 PM

When you try to grab a cat's tail, hoping it will take you into the air.

CrimiClown Dec 2, 2007 02:54 PM

When you eat carrots.


...what?

DoubleGJ Dec 2, 2007 03:35 PM

When you attemp to break warning signs with flying kicks and uppercuts.

BattleSpaz Dec 6, 2007 07:59 AM

When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.

Grytolle Dec 6, 2007 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BattleSpaz (Post 419980)
When you smash your keyboard to pieces when you die in JJ2.

Purely fictive scenario.

Violet CLM Dec 9, 2007 03:57 PM

Okay, this one is actually true.
 
You look at pretty much anything of beauty, be it natural or anthropic, and consider how it could be made into a tile-set; what the basic 32x32 squares are, how many palette lines it would take, how many layers, what perspective would be appropriate, etc.

Speeza Dec 9, 2007 04:08 PM

when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns.

KRSplat Dec 9, 2007 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speeza (Post 420203)
when you start see rabbits running around on fileds and citys with guns.

No, I think that means you're insane.

Pako Dec 10, 2007 07:38 AM

When you complete the level "You can't shout in outer space" five times. With your feet. With closed eyes. And unlocking the secret ending.

Heretic Bunny Dec 10, 2007 03:01 PM

-When you are completely incapable of walking around objects or opening doors, thus forcing you to jump really high and get over them.

-When you join this forum

-When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem.

Nonomu198 Dec 10, 2007 03:26 PM

1) When you make a "Save The Turtles" level, aginst Jazz Spazz and Lori's turtle hunt, then host it 24/7 on both TSF and 1.23, allweys online and making tours about the poor turtle sprites in the game, 9 hour long tours of course.

2) When you buy a rabbit and a turtle\bat\every other enemy in the game, give the rabbit a gun, connect the rabbit to a keyboard, and command it to kill the evil monster.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heretic Bunny (Post 420270)
-When you get 'hurt' if someone touches you, no matter how amazingly harmless they seem.

That means you have played too many ALMOST EVERY 2D ACTION GAME IN ZE WORLD.

Speeza Dec 10, 2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRSplat (Post 420214)
No, I think that means you're insane.

oh crap !

Violet CLM Dec 10, 2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IconGuy (Post 420274)
That means you have played too many ALMOST EVERY 2D ACTION GAME IN ZE WORLD.

Not including JJA! :D

PhAyzoN Dec 16, 2007 04:40 PM

when you and your friend attempt to wallclimb...















and succeed.

NovaStar Dec 17, 2007 01:51 AM

When you make threads like these >(

rionaam Dec 17, 2007 06:48 PM

When you READ (or even REPLY in) threads like these

Grytolle Dec 18, 2007 03:29 AM

That makes no sense, rionaam. If you played too much jj2, you wouldn't have time to reply here

Xobim Dec 18, 2007 05:16 AM

You know you've played JJ2 too much when you freeze if you touch an hourglass.

Pako Dec 18, 2007 06:08 AM

When you shower and wonder why the lights haven't gone out.

Nonomu198 Dec 18, 2007 09:43 AM

When you waer a backpack.



wait

Unhit Dec 18, 2007 04:01 PM

when you cant read your text in irc because your screen resolution is suddenly so high (!)

blurredd Dec 18, 2007 05:09 PM

When you prefix everything you type on IRC and MSN with an extra t.

Jimbob Dec 18, 2007 07:23 PM

(LOL I did that a few times, blame me :()
...when you have JJ2 open if you're viewing this thread. (D:)

Aeris Dec 18, 2007 07:43 PM

When you hear the number two and automatically think “Bouncers!”
That has happened to me...

Xobim Dec 19, 2007 09:12 AM

When you can shoot yourself upwards with a rocketlauncher.

Pako Dec 19, 2007 11:30 AM

When you try to jump over a cliff moving your feet in the place and then jumping, while shouting "GOLDEN JUMP, GOLDEN JUMP".

DoubleGJ Dec 19, 2007 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pako (Post 420855)
When you try to jump over a cliff moving your feet in the place and then jumping, while shouting "GOLDEN JUMP, GOLDEN JUMP".

that would look pretty awesome

Krinya Jan 14, 2008 04:23 AM

When you shout in a server: "YAY I KILLED AN ENEMY AND NOW JUST 998 MORE TO WIN!"

Grytolle Jan 14, 2008 07:23 AM

that means you've only gotten two petty roasts in a public server
i'd say that means you have played too little jj2


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