Clan hiztorys of [t00l]
 

hej guys we are a upcoming and an new clan called [t00l].

ur leader wr3nchiz tolded me to post big clan historys of wat we've dun 2gether in other games and in jj2.

Well we formed in 2006 wen we met playing maplestory in guild called t00lbox, which i led.

sOon we stopped playing + wnt to play world of wowcraft wer we won the 2007 tournanments for best arena tema (we had 3v3 tem with 2 roguez and 1 druird) and we perfected wowcraft. we saw cracoclan was gud rival guild in wowcraft and we playd some scrim and inhouse vs them in 5v5s and we wer unmatched rivals til 2009 were we quit wowcraft

we kept in tuch and plyed cracoclan in age of empires 2 and c4 and always won so dey told us bout jj2 call us sister clans cuz we always fite and were like rivals like kakashi and guy sensei in naruto. which by the btw the latest epsode was so gud i wnt to kill him tho

we den strated jazzj2 in 2011 (leeder in 2010), and establoned our clan where we won jj2wc3 world tournaments and in finals and are r now biggest sensazion out of earth. wr3nchiz and i usd to ply in 96 in the 'abyss werld champinshipps and+ wer we plyed vs some fmous playz lyk stlous/aka raven formerly emperer and also maxwell[dsoj] (quit now i tink) and firsword but we wernt frinds bak then

i now gone share with u are clan stastics

[t00l]wr3nchiz
played total of 122 3v3s won grand total off 105
rel god plyer knows wut hes doing uses gun2 and gun9

[t00l]pli3rz
iz me if u dint no i strted 2 weeks ago
rly skilled at cutting hares off of faces

[t00l]h4cks4w
gud plyer hu has been in VS end 8D +and playd onli duels end jcd 19 wit 3 awards gud at cutting trees

[t00l]sh33rz
our new recroot wit gun6 pro
gud at killing sheep


if u want join our clan plz emali leeder wr3nchiz fur more info we currantly want moore players
for mine preparation for clanwar ageinst cc dis weeksend on saterday :))

6/10, made me read the whole thing.

Spelling: Definitely not the best or even close. Only spells about half of the words correctly, therefore 5/10

Grammar: Out of all the sentences, only one is capitalized. Sentence structure is decent, if you ignore the spelling, but the complete lack of regard for typical rules of English cannot be ignored. 2/10

Punctuation: You mean almost complete lack of. 1/10

Content: In a nutshell, a boast. Not the most original, and even then could use some refinement in the overall tone. Word choice could have been better to reflect the point of the post more correctly. Perhaps he should have thought this through first? 4/10

Effect: Not much to speak of, to be honest. The fact that he's talking about what weapons they're good at using turns me off because it makes me think they don't really know what JJ2 is about. 4/10

Final grade: F-

Notes: Could use some research into the community itself, and hell, the game. I'm not sure what cutting trees and 'hares off of faces' has to do with the game.

Seems interesting enough. Look forward to playing with/against you guys.

who's the troll

dis sounds awsome aes wantz to merge wit u

Thread of the year

Who r u? ur spelin r gr8. i guess ur gpwer or somthin els. By d wey id liek 2 paly gaem wit u somtaym.

By the way, want me to beat you on a 1v2?

jak formerly j96 u sure u wanna bring teh fite to us we dont ply ez u can go bak to ur violent bynny games we wop ur ass bak 2 timbaktu!!!

noob

Yes, most certainly. What would be an appropriate time for you gentlemen?

Meh. Like I said, I look forward to playing with them. I didn't say they're noobs or anything, all I did was grade his post badly.

10/10

Plz do elaborate :D

can i joing your clain ?

i chalenj u to clam march in bad bunnnys lare ok

Let's just spell it out. Basically the community here isn't too impressed with 1337speeking gamers. Was that so hard?