Forum: War Tavern
Feb 18, 2009, 01:13 PM
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>Take the toolbox, look what's in it.
You...
>Take the toolbox, look what's in it.
You open the toolbox and peek inside. Amidst the other tools, a Screwdriver that fits your Selection of Screws is the most useful at the moment.
There are...
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Forum: The Art & Fiction Forum
Feb 18, 2009, 01:05 PM
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Replies: 233
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Forum: The Art & Fiction Forum
Feb 18, 2009, 01:39 AM
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 17, 2009, 10:08 PM
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Replies: 105
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(Y/N Question is automatic)
>Ask the others...
(Y/N Question is automatic)
>Ask the others to join your party.
"Uhhh, hey! Want to join my party?" You call up through the hole. The badger sticks his head through. "hey, someone definitely...
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 13, 2009, 10:19 AM
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Replies: 105
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>Dance with the flowers.
With the...
>Dance with the flowers.
With the funny-smelling chairleg singing, you and the flowers start dancing. the dancing is so good so energetic that you barely notice the effects fading...
You are...
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 12, 2009, 10:46 AM
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 8, 2009, 07:32 PM
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>Look at yourself
You seem to remember that...
>Look at yourself
You seem to remember that you were a lynx, but you see yourself as a grey housecat with gibbon arms.
>Let them all know they can follow you if they are interested in saving...
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Forum: JCS & Scripting
Feb 6, 2009, 10:47 AM
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 6, 2009, 10:33 AM
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Replies: 105
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>Eat the mushroom
You take a bite from the...
>Eat the mushroom
You take a bite from the mushroom, and the rabbit turns green, the badger has a extremly long neck and breathes fire, and Peter's shotgun starts to look attractive.
Shroom's...
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 5, 2009, 10:19 AM
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Replies: 105
Views: 18,266
>wield the flowers
You put the...
>wield the flowers
You put the fly-attracting chair leg back into the invintory and pick up the flowers "BEHOLD! EXCALIBELLIS!"
"Are you aways this overenthusiastic?" Peter asks
>venture...
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 4, 2009, 06:29 PM
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Replies: 105
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>wield the chair leg
You pull out the chair...
>wield the chair leg
You pull out the chair leg. "BEHOLD! EXCALICHAIR!"
>venture south
you are in a medium-sized room filled with average home stuff.
There is a Knob below a hammer here....
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 3, 2009, 10:38 PM
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Replies: 105
Views: 18,266
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 3, 2009, 10:18 AM
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Replies: 105
Views: 18,266
>Ask the rabbit why is the door locked
"Err,...
>Ask the rabbit why is the door locked
"Err, why is the door locked?" you ask, Shaking the stars off "didn't the chair give it away? There is a hoard of ZOMBIE CHAIRS outside that door." From...
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 2, 2009, 07:50 PM
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Replies: 105
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>Sprint North as fast as physically possible ...
>Sprint North as fast as physically possible
You break into a run and run headfirst into the closed (and locked) door. The rabbit starts laughing.
There is a broken chair here
There is a pile...
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 2, 2009, 07:28 PM
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Replies: 105
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 2, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Replies: 105
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>Drop to your hands and knees and bark like a...
>Drop to your hands and knees and bark like a dog.
After thinking of this, you decide that acting like a dog in front of a rabbit with a loaded shotgun is not the best way to impress people, much...
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Forum: War Tavern
Feb 1, 2009, 05:53 PM
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Replies: 105
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>Take the screws and the shotgun shell
You...
>Take the screws and the shotgun shell
You have taken the Screws and Spent shotgun shell
>Ask the rabbit where you are
"So, uh, where the heck am I?" you ask the rabbit. He scratches his...
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Forum: War Tavern
Jan 31, 2009, 11:15 PM
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Replies: 105
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>Use wood pulp as glue
Try as you might, you...
>Use wood pulp as glue
Try as you might, you can't get the pieces to stick. Maybe the book was not made of that stamp paper with the glue on it D=
>Head north
You enter a room filled with...
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Forum: War Tavern
Jan 30, 2009, 10:39 PM
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Replies: 105
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>Fix smashed vase.
It would be best to find...
>Fix smashed vase.
It would be best to find some glue first
>Use the hammer to pulverize the book.
You attempt to take the hammer off the wall, but it seems to be attached to a mechanism...
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Forum: War Tavern
Jan 30, 2009, 02:48 PM
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Replies: 105
Views: 18,266
>Read book! Books are good for you!
The book...
>Read book! Books are good for you!
The book is labeled "Browning's Power Transmission Solutions" and is a catalog 3255 pages thick. You start at page 1 and after learning of Browning's full...
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Forum: War Tavern
Jan 30, 2009, 01:07 PM
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Replies: 105
Views: 18,266
>Pull the string.
You pull the string. The...
>Pull the string.
You pull the string. The room floods with light. you are in a medium-sized room filled with average home stuff. looking at the stuff you knocked over, you find that you smashed...
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Forum: War Tavern
Jan 30, 2009, 11:44 AM
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Replies: 105
Views: 18,266
Tales of text and infinate randomness
Since ToU is idle, I thought I would create an adventure simular to the first topic.
Rules of ToU apply here. For convenience, Here is a copy (Slightly modified).
<b>Only the author narrates....
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Forum: General Jazz Jackrabbit Talk
Jan 29, 2009, 02:32 PM
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Replies: 9
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Thanks for the list cooba.
Regarding dirty...
Thanks for the list cooba.
Regarding dirty messages: Wasn't there that one cheat in jj1 as well?
Unofficial levels on the other hand....
How about Devres25, anyone? (Well, just about all of...
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Forum: General Jazz Jackrabbit Talk
Jan 29, 2009, 10:04 AM
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Replies: 9
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jj1 level messages
I spotted this DYK on the front page:
JJ1 levels have hidden messages that you can only find with J1CS. Several of them are telling you to go away, and one is even a hate message to Commander...
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Forum: The Art & Fiction Forum
Dec 13, 2008, 11:42 PM
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Replies: 233
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