To make the matters clear :

I entered the temple and find an admin of universe. He gave me map for remaining three Dragonballs I planned to use to get back to Risp and... something worse.

But then attacked me L_G's troops.

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Something blinks on Xion's computer.

Too bad since he's sleeping on his bed.

X-I hacks into Xion's speakers and shouts, "YO DOOD!"
X-I turns on Xion's AIM.
[RootOfNeg1 has logged in at 10:58 AM]
RootOfNeg1(leetspeak): Dood, there's bin a change in planz. Sumthin is taking us through an unknown space place, and I don't know what is goin on. As soon as we stop, I'll send joo coordinates. Then joo planeswarp over to where we are. Perhaps if we work together, we can get home, and joo will be rewarded. Are joo interested in a Masamune?????

Xion sleeply lumbers over to the computer and types in a few things, then off to bed again.

XIllusion: No.

Over the pyramid, a hole in space appears. The monster come out, having been drawn to the source of ancient magic. It stares at the rainbow ship, and begins to speak, by causing nearby objects to vibrate and produce sounds. "A semi-immortal? I see I have some work to do. When I left my home dimension, I managed to take with me a peice of the contamination Lem_Gambino started. It should prove an excellent weapon."

Battle mode on!

Back in it's home plane, the Monster was waging a loosing war against the other immortals and semi-immortals, so it is seeks immortals and semi-immortals in this plane to defeat also. When the Monster talked about taking a peice of contamination with it, it meant that it has a small, contained paradox hole. Ouch.

The Monster-
*Ancient Magic: Planesanchor- prevents any interplanal travel
*Ancient Magic: Eon Aura- Monster immune to spells, and no spells below high magic can be used by anyone
*Ancient Magic: Mass Mind Infulence- Forces all other characters to do 1 action; cannot act next turn
*Paradox Attack- deals infinate damage to 1 target, even if it is immune to damage in any way. If the target is killed (=D) it is lost forever; physical

I hope that Monster will help me...

I can't battle until L_G will post that (fake Dukki edit) stats.

It won't help you. However, it isn't too interested in killing you (or, for that matter, L_G), so you will most likely be safe.

I got the picture.
And evil plot.
And stuff.

While the guys are busy fighting the monster and vice versa, Cooba instantly get the map from POG's pocket. And right a second after POG said "Hey!", he flew out to Ragol in his blob shield.

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On Ragol, Cooba red the map...

"Hmm... One in Death Canyon in Abandoned Farscape, second somewhere on Paintbrush Mountain, and third... whew. Just right before me. In WildStone desert. What luck."

Cooba grabs the DragonBall!

So :

4 - in slimy hands of Goku and co.
2 - see map
1 - in slimy hands of Cooba

BTW, this is 888th reply in this topic. That one was 887th one, but it was 888th post on this thread. So yay. It's 21:16 in land of Saddam Malysz. Joy.

Joy indeed.

Hold it. How could the Monster see the Rainbow Cruiser? It's in a different subspace area! Oh well.

POG: Oh, no you don't!

POG attacks with her Jump Rope! Cooba drops the map and the Dragonball.
I takes the Dragonball.
SV takes the map.
The Rainbow Crusier beams all three aboard.
WRB's spirit emerges, then creates a massive energy ball and detonates it between herself and the Monster! Spirit cast Ancient Magic: Teleport Blast!
Monster takes 999999 HP damage. All of the crew members, The Spirit, The Rainbow Crusier and the Interceptor II have been warped to another part of the universe, somewhere far, far, away from the Monster.

RootOfNeg1: gggggggggggggg...WTS??????????? 101010101010101010101
RootOfNeg1: One minnit it's hear, now it's not! OMG IM STUK HEAR LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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It has the power to see into other subspace areas, but normally it does not. Casting a spell on it got it's attention, however. And do you really think running away AGAIN will help? The monster only cares about killing the spirit at the moment, it will ignore everyone else and leave after it is finished with that.

The Monster opens another hole in space and goes through to where L_G has run to this time.

Xion twitches in his sleep. Malta enters Xion's room to have a word with him, but he's sleeping. Malta lies down on top of Xion so she makes sure she's noticed when he wakes up.

Gran Da Val local time: 12:29AM

X-I realizes that she is no longer in the Interceptor II's computer. She adjusts her internal clock to match the time. "OMG," says X-I. "The fleshy ppl must be switched off."
"*Strong Bad voice* TIME TO CHECK THE E-MAIL!!!11"
X-I hacks Xion's speakers. "HEY, STUPID! WAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO SAVE MY OWNER'S BEHIND!!"

The Spirit flies out to confront the Monster. "So, you wish to battle, eh?" she says.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in fighting you, and I don't see why you are pursuing me. Do not continue to follow, or I will be forced to take action. I'm not a part of your war and I don't wish to get involved. Good day to you, sir."
The Spirit rejoins WRB. The Rainbow Crusier arrives at an unknown planet.

The Monster follows them to the planet, tracking the energy of the spirit. It speaks again. "Back in my old home I was waging war against all my rival immortals and semi-immortals for the control of the universe, and I am continuing this fight here, in my new home. Now, it is time to end this playing around."

The Monster extends a special tentacle forward, and the tip of the tentacle opens like a flower opening it's petals. In the middle of this opening there is a hole of nothingness, held in place by a web of spells and energy. The tentacle jabs forward, pushing a hole through the Rainbow Cruiser, and then erasing it from existance. The monster used Paradox Attack!
The Rainbow cruiser and it's crew are all nonexistant!
The Spirit is nonexistant!
The Interceptor II manages to escape in time!

The Monster leaves.

Be glad the monster does not know who you are, or else it would have killed you too, as you are a big threat to it. If another paradox happens nobody would be able to escape this time, and the Monster knows this.

Xion jumps in his sleep and rolls over. Malta, who was on top of him, got flung straight up and lands on Xion's stomach. Xion, half asleep, says "whut..." Malta pets Xion.

"Go back to sleep...I want to talk to you when you're well rested." Malta whispers. Malta kisses Xion on the nose and shuts down Xion's computer. She then unplugs it. "That should be a good night's sleep." she says with a smile.

Around the Interceptor II, a coat of heavy, grey energy flares into existance and then fades away. With the Spirit being eliminated, Ancient Magic: Color Seal fades away, and Ancient Magic: Planesanchor reasserts itself!

As quickly as the nothingness eliminated the Spirit and the Rainbow Crusier, a blob of somethingness opens up, reproducing all those that were erased! Atomos used Infinite Magic: Backup!
"So, you are in a war, eh?" says Atomos. "Well, you just lost. You we're going to lose anyway."
"BEGONE!"
A blob of nothingness appears, and consumes the Monster! Atomos uses Ancient Magic: Revenge! The Monster has been erased from existance.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I must assist Lu Narr in reconstructing the universe that was just erased. Toodles." Atomos disappears in a flash of light.

"Now, if there are no more interruptions..." the Spirit says, casting Ancient Magic: Clear on the Interceptor II, removing the the Planesanchor.

MEANWHILE...

"Erg, can't I get some help around here?!?!?!?!??" grumbles X-I. She runs over to the power supply, then transforms herself into energy. She slips out through the cord, then rematierealizes in front of Malta. "I need to...borrow you, Malta."
X-I hacks into Malta's ear chip!
Flowing through the twisting pathways of her brain, X-I reaches Malta's motor cortex. She takes out a big remote control and plugs it in...she now has complete control over Malta's actions.
"Now we must sleep. We both had a hard day, eh Malta?" says X-I as she browses her thoughts. She guides Malta into her bed and falls asleep.

You realize that by doing that you are editing time, and by editing time you will start the paradox contamination again?

No, that was a copy of the original characters, not past versions. Atomos always makes backups, and backups for his backups every few seconds. Besides, he is the master of time, and will NOT allow Paradoxes to happen. If that happens, he can just press Ctrl-Z and make look like it never happened.

Changine time without creating a paradox is infinity-magic level, since to do it you must live outside time. Not even the gods know infinity magic. If you have an ally that knows infinity magic you might as well say 'I win" right now, since an infinity mage can destroy the universe with a wave of his (her?) hand, and replace it with another, and round it all off by granting immortality to a passerby with a glance.

And recreating an immortal or semi-immortal is infinity magic also, since recreating an immortal requires you to be able to make an invincible object, and recreating a semi-immortal requires you to be able to make an object that recreates itself without any energy loss. Both are infinity-magic level.

Time for a story. *opens up a book*

Long, long ago, a boy named Lem_Gambino was born. His parents were excellent Pokemon trainers, and he wished to become one too. However, he also had a passion for drawing. One day, on his tenth birthday, he left on his Pokemon journey. On his travels, he came across an powerful artifact called the Millenium Pen. It's ancient magic allowed the user to create or destroy anything within his power, and L_G was destined to use it. With is amazing artistic skills, L_G created his own universe, whom he called Animenia. He wanted to create a webcomic-like universe to call his own, and he created an avatar character: a Kirby repaint who was called Newb. They were happy together, until one day L_G used himself as an avatar character. That made Newb mad, so he declared revenge against L_G. He nearly destroyed the universe by stealing L_G's author powers, but a teenage boy that L_G created as main character for the comic, Kamikura, defeated Newb and saved the day. Yay.

To make sure that something like this never happened again, L_G created the Elemental Guardians, immortal beings that each oversee the 16 elements. Atomos, Ju Narr and the Rainbow Angel are a few of them. They were asked to watch over Animenia, while L_G travel other universes on a personal journey.

Unfortunately, Newb was still alive...almost. He came back and went out to find L_G and destroy him once and for all. To get L_G into trouble, he impersonated him (very well, I might add) and arrived into the Jazz Jackrabbit universe to cause random violence. He attacked Strato, and the rest is history. the REAL L_G didn't show up until much later, when he found out the War Taverners were in danger. The real L_G is in another thread, fighting for the safety of the universe, while Newb fights to destroy it. The Elemental Guardians got wind of this and decided to play along, pretending that Newb was L_G, because they knew that L_G would never attack someone without good reason. They are now following Newb around, waiting until the right moment to reveal his true indentity and punish him. Severely.

That pretty much sums it up. *closes book*

The Millenium pen can create or destroy anything withing your power, and you created universes and immortal beings with it...

Does the real L_G know infinity magic?

No. The Ancient Egyptians that created the Millenium Items in Yu-Gi-Oh researched Infinity Magic, but were unable to totally harness it. Needless to say, it didn't go over well. The gods took pity and enchanted the pen, but hid it until it could be used by someone who could properly use its powers for good. L_G found it, and now he knows Infinity Magic.
HOWEVER, that neither makes the real L_G immortal or all-powerful, and he can only use Infinite Magic in his own universe. And since L_G didn't bring his own interdimesional portal (he prefers to travel by foot), it's difficult to travel between dimensions.

Oh yeah, one more thing...
L_G = REAL L_G = GOOD. TALES OF THE TAVERN.
NEWB = FAKE L_G = BAD. THIRD PERSON THREAD.

So the real L_G can use infinity magic but it is only unlockable by the pen, or something?

How would that work? Infinity magic works by drawing an infinate supply of mana from the beginning of time. To use it you must be able to travel through time without ill effects, and to do that you must live out of time.

Also, if L_G is unable to use his powers out of Anima, how can the immortals he made use them?

-L_G has the powers embedded in him, so he can use them without tapping into the pen.
-Although can use the powers by himself, if the pen is somehow destroyed or erased from existance, it is sent back to the beginning of time. It has to work its way through the ages until L_G gets it back. Until then, L_G loses his powers. The pen itself is the magic source: like you said, it draws power from the beginning of time. It's just that if L_G loses the pen he loses his powers.
-Everything that L_G creates his its own power source. The Guardians can exist even if L_G loses his powers, or dies even. The Elemental Guardians are self-senteint beings.

If you think the real L_G is a threat, don't. The real L_G wouldn't attack you unless you really ticked him off. He'd summon his Guardians in a flash to give his offenders a beating you wouldn't believe. L_G has no interest in destroying the universe or messing up time unless it was absolutely needed. Like I said before:

REAL L_G = GOOD
FAKE L_G = BAD

Besides, you can see the zipper on Newb's costume!

I can't stop you on that one, since by the nature of infinity magic you could make other things that use infinity magic.

*opens another book*
In the beginning of time, all planes were one. Inside this one plane was infinate power. However, when the first creature, a single-celled organism, came into being, it made a choice. It went one way. Suddenly, the plane split. In other planes, the first creature went other ways. In yet other planes, the first creature died soon after, and in some of those, no more life ever came around. Soon, there were an infinate number of planes appearing, sharing the infinate energy of the first plane. In these planes the energy soon was all sucked into the forming stars and radiated off with the sunlight. Such energy, called mana, was only available in small amounts, since inside the stars it was locked too tightly away. Everything, however, was going fine till someone, eons later, discovered the basis of infinity magic.

Infinity mages, to get their energy, draw it from the beginning of time. This gives them an unlimited source of energy. This they do by simply going back in time, easy to them owing to the fact they lived outside time. To travel through planes they went to the beginning of time and went forward, off the path to another plane. This allowed them to go between planes and avoid even the strongest anti-planeswalking devices, since by the time they would get back to their normal time they would have been in their destination for eons, traveled through quickly by time travel. While they constantly cause paradoxes by their time travel, their infinate energy allows them to reverse any damage easily. Infinity mages can make themselves nearly indetectable, even to other infinity mages. But they have a limit; so beware all who try to become one- the infinate amounts of energy they throw around is much more than their body can handle. They block the damage with spells, but the same spells slowly damage their mind. An infinity mage is expected to go insane, no matter how well-adjusted for the role, in around 30 years.

That's why the gods do not know infinity magic- they are too smart.

Malta sits outside of Xion's room. Tia passes by. "Morning, Malta." she says.

"Morning..." Malta says with a yawn. She looks at the clock on the wall..8:44AM. "He should be up by now..." Tia looks at Malta curiously.

"What are you waiting for? Xion to wakey-wakey?" Tia says with her usual burst of energy. Malta nods silently.


Inside the room, Xion's laying with one leg off the bed, having a strange dream.

@Risp: *applauds* You are teh storytellar. *gives Risp a cookie* That could happen, if L_G already doesn't go insane before then with his random ideas he creates for his universe.

X-I controls Malta, moving her into Xion's room. She plugs the computer back in and turns it on. After it loads, X-I turns on Xion's e-mail and sends a message to the Interceptor II, telling her what the heck just happened to her.

The Monster comes back from the dead, owing to the magic artifacts it was hording for security against such an eventuality, and uses Paradox Attack on the Spirit untill it runs out of copies, then leaves.

Sorry, exausted after all that storytelling.

I thank you kindly not to overtake my charectors, thankyouverymuch.

@Risp: I can see that.
@Xion: You're welcome. >XD

Atomos' Backup prevents such an event from happening. The Spirit comes back. Atomos casts Ancient Magic: Revenge! All of the artifacts the Monster had stockpiled are gone, as is the Monster. The Spirit takes to nothingness the Monster had and destroys it. "This is getting annoying," she says. "If that creep comes back, I will absolutely ANNIHILATE him." Atomos agrees.

Back on Ragol, X-I guides Malta over to the bathroom and opens the door. Sitting on the toilet is the skeleton of Logic, and just out the window Chaos is running off with Logic's girlfriend. "This must be a sign!" gasps X-I/Malta. "Oh well. It's not my problem." She closes and locks the door, and puts a "Do Not Disturb, EVER" sign on the door handle.

The Monster has a lot of magic artifacts stockpiled over the place. Not all of them are on him. The more times you come back after being irreversably killed, the more times I do.

The Monster comes back. The Monster blinks, and everyone feels... strange. The Monster used Ancient Magic: Mass Mind Influence!
Atamos reverses all the backups he ever made, and influences time to make sure he will never come back if he dies!
The Interceptor II uses EMP cannon on the Rainbow Ship!
The Monster uses Paradox Attack on Atamos (he mind influenced minself)!
With no more backups, Atamos is gone and will never come back!
The Spirit uses Ancient Magic: Influence (you never posted a spell list for it, so I can have it do whatever spells I want it to)! The Monster uses Paradox Attack on the Spirit!
With no more backups, the Spirit is gone and will never come back!
Everyone else is too stunned to do anything!

See, this is my counter to you using Atamos to counter me using Paradox Attack to counter you getting a semi-immortal on your side to counter me having a semi-immortal who is not on my side.

RELEASE MALTA, YOU CRETIN.

Tia, following Malta, finds the sign on the door. "This isn't like Malta..." She says, confused. She knocks on the door. "Malta?" She curiously says. "What's gotten into you? Haven't you learned to knock? And what's this with holding up the bathroom? Other people have to use it you know...ARE YOU LISTENING?" Xion taps Tia on the shoulder and she jumps. "Xion! Something's-"

"I heard. I'm sure everybody on Pioneer 2 heard." Xion says, placing his finger on Tia's lips. "Allow me." Xion says, then returning to his computer. Finding X-I overrunning Malta's chip, Xion disables her chip remotely.

Malta exits the bathroom and into Xion's room. "You had a hacker controlling you, Malta. I'm gonna have to increase security arou...wait. Why was my computer on?"

"She turned it on!" Tia says, pointing at Malta and bouncing. "She just went coo-coo and sent some interplanal mail on your computer and went into the bathroom..." Xion looks at Malta's chip.

"I have an idea." Xion says, then picks at her chip.

"Wha...what are you doing?" Malta says, wanting to pull away.

"Increasing security." Xion says, pulling out her chip. Malta winces, then Xion throws the chip into the trash. Retrieving a new chip from a drawer, he hands it to Malta. "Here. Put this in your ear. Since our hackers have your old chip number, we are forced to change your chip." Malta puts the chip back in. "Now, since I'm awake, was there something you wanted to tell me?" Malta nods, then shoos Tia out of the room.

L_G : Wait a moment. How did you come after me? I escaped on Ragol.
Risp : Thank you for that story about infinity.

L_G can easily come after you! His side has the raw power to destroy every single plane in existance without much effort, and rebuild it back again with a similar lack of effort! Too bad by doing everybody on his side will instantly become totally insane.

HOLY DONKEY! I'd find these Dragonballs before something will happen.

woah...you're on ragol? I hope you're not on Gran Da Val...because that'd be somewhat bad...for both of us.

@Risp: Blargh. Oh well. The guardians can't be completely destroyed, so they'll come back...after a great long time.

RSPSS FR.exe has commited a fatal error and will be shut down. Reformatting Hard Drive...1% complete.

"Joo foos," says X-I. "I have already taken refuge in Malta's brain! Joo will help meh, or I shall pwn joo!"
Malta/X-I judo chops Xion's neck, knocking him out. "Now to haxor this system..."
X-I spawns a clone, X-I2. "Haxor teh systems," she orders. "Yessss, misssstressss..." X-I2 responds. She escapes out of Malta's nose, and hacks Xion's computer.

Since I forced Atamos to warp time to prevent him from ever coming back, you are down one gaurdian, and cannot recreate anything like him yourself (as in, your real self).

The Monster leaves, his goal in securing this plane from all other immortals or semi-immortals two steps furthered.