Consider it just a very large suggestion then...

didn't mean to offend or plagiarize, or nothing...

just giving my view and opinion on the topic.

*is hit by a rampant furnace*

I'm writing the official part 3 right now. Expect it sometime between now and Sunday.

*waits for P3*

.. . ... .. I claim 2nd page. ... .. .... .. . .

Can't wait.

I'm being lazy. Part 3 will be done sometime between now and when the sun explodes.

Funny story. I rarely check the War Tavern expecting for half of these stories to be serious tales of battles and such between people/clans... Now I shall read... Wait... Yaboman? GWHAHAHAHAHA! And the phrase "Spoony"... Wait, you mean that wasn't part of the story? Darn.... *ignore my ranting, I do have a point* and then the... well anyway, nice job on the story. Reminds me of myself long ago... X-D Maybe you should have, "Part 4: Yaboman finishes his first "battle" level!" I could see it now...

Evilmike: What's this?
YABOMAN: OMG YOU'RE STUCK IN A WALL.
Evilmike: It seems this level is nothing but a big wall.
YABOMAN: OMG YOU CHEATED. I CAN'T SHOOT YOU!

And so forth... The possibilities are endles...
"Yaboman joins the JCF... *nightmare of the JJ2 Community*"
Or... "Yaboman discovers J2O" Wouldn't that be wonderful? Huh? Huh? Alright... I'll shut up now... I'm wired on caffine at 12:41 AM, waiting for Ragnarok Online to download... So pretty much, this is the only line that says something somewhat sane, and that is saying that you should ignore the previous statements, for they may scare, even harm the reader.

Well, I didn't have much time writing this, so it is exceedingly short. Next part will be longer.

PART 3: YOBOMAN MAKES A LEVEL

He was hosting server. I didn’t know what to do. Was I to join it, and risk damaging myself by playing in the level he was hosting? Or was I to ignore the server? I joined it.

4:35 PM, IN SERVER “YOBOMAN HERE”

EvilMike DM joined the game
YOBOMAN: WELL, I SEA WEE MEAT AGIAN
EvilMike DM: You had 4 spelling errors in a row. That’s a lot.
EvilMike DM: And this level, I don’t know what to say about it.
YOBOMAN: YA I THOGHT SO
YOBOMAN: PPL SEEM TO LIKE IT
EvilMike DM: You know what?
YOBOMAN: NO
EvilMike DM: It sucks.
EvilMike DM was kicked off
EvilMike DM joined the game
EvilMike DM: As I was saying, the level sucks.
YOBOMAN: GRRRRRRR
EvilMike DM roasted YOBOMAN
EvilMike DM was kicked off

The level was a monstrosity. It had no layer 8 and uses a single tile of the Colonus tileset. I could barely tell it even was that tileset because there was literally one tile used. I decided that there were only two things I could do. I could be Mr. Nice and offer him some helpful, constructive advice to aid him with his level making skill, or I could be myself and just lower his morale to a point where he would never use JCS again. I opted for #2 because it seemed like fun.

4:37 PM, IN SERVER “YOBOMAN HERE”

EvilMike DM joined the game
DizZy DM: Ho
DizZy DM: Hk*
DizZy DM: Hi(
DizZy DM: Hi*
EvilMike DM: Hi. I got it right on my first try. Go me.
YOBOMAN roasted DizZy DM
YOBOMAN: LOL I ROASTED U
YOBOMAN: ROFTALMO
EvilMike DM: Hey yob, I have a question.
YOBOMAN: YES
EvilMike DM: Does it hurt?
YOBOMAN: ??????///
EvilMike DM: Does it hurt to be you?
EvilMike DM: This level… it’s a cry for help.
YOBOMAN: I NO U R BUT WHAT AM I
EvilMike DM: No really. Even the worst hotel levels I have seen are a little better
EvilMike DM: than this.
YOBOMAN: GRRRRR
DizZy DM was BANNED
YOBOMAN: OOPS RONG 1
EvilMike DM: Nice aiming
EvilMike DM was BANNED

Shortly after we were banned, Yoboman got stuck in a wall. No one was there to free him. The server went down. The only person willing to host the level was Spotty, who thought it was good.



End of Part 3

Everyones so mean to me ;P.
I'm in all 3 of them so far and I'd say my interpretation is very real ;P.
G'job mike.

Yep, I like banning people who says my entry to the hotelcontests sucks....erm..

YEAHHH!!! WOOO!! GO me and my suggestions!!!! :P Part 3 is good even though its short. Hmmm.... I'll be thinking of more fun possibilities...

why is it that shadow is gleefully... um, whatever... and i'm berated for my... er, thingy? I SMELL A SLIGHT HINT OF BIAS HERE! *is hit by a brick*

as for anything else... have you ever considered that I'm just a total flaming idiot? Which, by the way, I completely endorse as my encompassing description.

btw, DarkShadow... i've been here for all of three months. I'm still a n00b.

Fuff.

Ok. I've got some more ideas... Oh and Falcon, I dunno why I was so glad. I just think i was lucky... anywho...
Yaboman clones...
Just think of the chaos... he'd join servers with 3 more of himself...
Then going around claiming not to be the same people... X-D
Anyway, so I'm wondering, Yaboman is basicly every n00b you've ever been in contact with, eh Mike? *realizes he does not know whether EvilMike wishes to be called Mike. Runs away scared*
But going from that point, aren't all people n00bs at one time? so is yaboman the true inner self of all of us? *brain hurts and falls over*

Did you know that I'm not even taking your suggestions?

Oh god, you'r EVIL MIKE!

Mike is evil. Learn to live with it.

Anyway, the story rulez. Not only because YOBOMAN sounds very stupid

DON'T SAY MY NAME SUCK...erm.....nevermind

Hey, do all the other anglophone countries have the same meaning for "Yob" as the UK?

Considering I'm from Canada, and never even heard of the word yob...

...no.

btw, what does IAOTPKOTC mean?

I knew someone would ask. Now I just have to find out if I'm allowed to tell...

How rude... :P I had a feeling you weren't but still... ya never know. ANyway, when do you think the next part is coming? I'll just sit here now and be silent and wait. *silence*

Is there a Part 4 Coming??? Cmon!!!

I CLAME PART PAGE FOUR!!!!!

Man, i wish i had a CTF buddie as good as yoboman!
We would rule!




































Um, make part four?

Part four is nearly comming close to almost being practically started. In other words, I'll write it later.

MORE!

I MUST HAVE MORE!

ROTFL!
Part 4 please!

Personnaly I liked Falcon41s interpretation.
*is lynched by an angry mob*

Post! Post! Post! POST!!!!!!! Maybe......... YOBOMAN joins the JCF?

You have to solve the puzzle I posted in the misc forum. I'll write part 4 if people don't give away the answer.

Oh wait. Someone already did.

NOOO!!! (Psst... admins... think you can delete the post that gives away the answer?)

I'll write part 4 later ;P

Man... this is great... If I wasn't on XP I would use a hack against this guy and lmbo.

Derby: Acronym edit.

YOBOMAN joins a clan! YOBOMAN meets someone besides EvilMike DM, Spotty, DizZy DM, and BlurerdD!

Sneef. Yoboman needs to have more adventures.

Maybe... Yoboman learns how to turn off caps lock!

Originally posted by Flint LP
Personnaly I liked Falcon41s interpretation.

Who be's this Falcon41?

It's 4I Falcon! 4I! As in four-eye! Call me 41 again and I'll throw you out a window via my awe-inspiring cheese catapult!

just kiddi-- *is hit by Derby's brick of editingness*

Derby: Content replacement. Believe me, you will cherish this awesome word once you figure out what it means.

4I Falcon: I already know what defenestrate means. But you've just given me the greatest idea... :evil:

He'll return some day.

Mike, he will return from under the bed when you stop jabbing spotty relentlessly with a pen.

This is one of the few War Tavern threads I've gotten around to reading, and it's very funny. GOOD JOB MIEK.

PART 4: YOBOMAN IS BACK

6:30 PM, IN SERVER, “JDC BR PREGAME.”

THECAPTANRAZOR joined the game
THECAPTANRAZOR: HI
EvilMike DM: Hi.
MaGoo DM: Hi
Violet CLM joined the game
THECAPTANRAZOR: HI I AM CAPTAN RAZOR
EvilMike DM: You misspelled “Captain”.
Violet CLM: Hi. What event is this?
EvilMike DM: The event will be Bank Robbery.
THECAPTANRAZOR left the game
EvilMike DM: I wonder if he is Mazin.
MaGoo DM: Could be.
THECAPTAINRAZO joined the game
Violet CLM: Wb
THECAPTAINRAZO: U HACKED MY NAME
THECAPTAINRAZO: OMG EVIL MIKE U HACKE DME
THECAPTAINRAZO: JUST LIKE U DID IN ARE DUEL
EvilMike DM: Shut up, Yoboman.

A few months after the sudden disappearance of Yoboman, he returned. The sudden return was unexpected, as most people figured he left, hopefully for good. I happened to be the first one to notice that he was back, as unlucky as I was that day in my server, and I was also sad to find out he was still a JDC member.

THECAPTAINRAZO: OK, U FOUND OUT
EvilMike DM: Wow, he used a comma.
Violet CLM: Wow.
MaGoo DM: Cool.
THECAPTAINRAZO left the game
EvilMike DM: Let’s all hope he does not come back.
SpottyDM joined the game
YOBOMAN joined the game
YOBOMAN: SPOTTY DUEL ME
SpottyDM: Aahhh foo
SpottyDM left the game
EvilMike DM: Stupid yoboman scaring away the players
YOBOMAN left the game
MaGoo DM: Heh
SPOTY DM joined the game
EvilMike DM: Please don’t bother me. Join with your normal JDC name.
SPOTY DM roasted Violet CLM
EvilMike DM: First warning.
SPOTY DM: I AM SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: If you insist.

14 minutes later…

SPOTY DM: I AM SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: Yes, you told me that.
DizZy DM: Heh.
Trafton CC: Is he real?
EvilMike DM: No.
SPOTY DM: YES I AM FOOL
MaGoo DM: You mean foo
SPOTY DM: GRR IM TAKING U OUT OF MY HOTLE
SpottyDM joined the game
SpottyDM: k im bak : P
SpottyDM: asdgdfhkhj;l
SpottyDM: fooooo
SPOTY DM: DUEL ME SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: Yoboman, please join with your normal JDC name.
SPOTY DM: I AM SPOTTY
EvilMike DM: -1
SPOTY DM roasted UrJazz
DizZy DM: Please rejoin and use the name Yoboman.
SPOTY DM: NO MAKE HIM DO IT HE IS A CLONE
EvilMike DM: -2
SPOTY DM left the game
SpottyDM: lol ;P
MaGoo DM: Heh
joined the game
left the game
joined the game
left the game
joined the game
left the game
joined the game
left the game
joined the game
left the game
joined the game
left the game
joined the game
was BANNED
EvilMike DM: Stupid jazztool.

Yoboman did not return. I was glad. The JDC event was able to continue as planned, and we had a good game of Bank Robbery. Blue won 53-42. That was actually a really good job for red, considering they don’t win often. We were into our second game, when Yoboman joined. The banlist must have been cleared when the pregame closed.

7:41, IN SERVER, “JDC BR EVENT.”

YOBOMAN joined the game
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
DizZy DM: Woo
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
Red team scored a point
SpottyDM: foo
Red team scored a point
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
SpottyDM: foo
[EvilMike DM]: We have over 83 points spoy. We will win.
YOBOMAN: CHEATERS!
[EvilMime DM]: Wait, he is on blue. Never mind.
YOBOMAN: YES I AM ON BLU EIDIOT
Violet CLM roasted EvilMike DM
YOBOMAN: OMG RED CHEATED
YOBOMAN: WHERE IS THE FLAG
Red team scored a point
SpottyDM roasted Trafton CC
EvilMike DM: This is BR.
YOBOMAN: ?
EvilMike DM: Anyone here want to explain?
Spotty DM roasted YOBOMAN
(10 seconds pass)
YOBOMAN: YES
Red team scored a point
EvilMike DM: I guess not
SpottyDM: ;P
YOBOMAN: HOW DO I GET COINS
YOBOMAN: WHAT IS THIS BAR
YOBOMAN: WHERE IS MY BASE
YOBOMAN: STOP SHOOTING ME I AM CHATTTING
DizZy DM roasted YOBOMAN
YOBOMAN: [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
EvilMike DM: -1
YOBOMAN: FU IM LEAVING
YOBOMAN left the game

The rest of the event was rather uneventful. I won.

Final score of event:
EvilMike – 30
Spotty – 30
UrJazz – 23
Violet – 12
DizZy – 12
Trafton – 12
Black Ninja – 6
Yoboman – negative 3


End of part 4

Wow. I'm actually in it, with one line.

This actually happened, just that it wasn't "YOBOMAN." I remember it from a JDC event that was very real.

You can find out who this person was if you search through the old records of JDC.

Keep the stories coming! These are great.

It's not a true story. It's loosely based off of one.

Originally posted by EvilMike
It's not a true story. It's loosely based off of one.

I recall the episode 4 actually happing, more or less, though it was a bit compressed there. Am I just remembering things?

Well, anyway, very nice job. YOBOMAN is hilarious, and I hope to see the future versions. Will there be an epsiode 5?