Dec 8, 2005, 10:10 AM | |
I have NO CLUE!
But, I know this! The Matrix has a lame virus scan! ![]() |
Dec 8, 2005, 12:34 PM | |
Okay. I was only in one comic.... And lazers hurt me... anyways, nobody draws me right!!! Let me draw myself... for the comic... so you know how I should look...
Here it is: ![]() And I have hair! Last edited by ShadeJackrabbit; Dec 8, 2005 at 12:48 PM. |
Dec 8, 2005, 12:56 PM | |
Well too bad! I'm a fish! And I demand I be updated!
Okay, now that my ranting is over, could you please update my character to be the above fish? Maybe with a subtitle like: Revelations Revealed! ZAPPER is a fish!!! |
Dec 8, 2005, 01:06 PM | ||
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Dec 8, 2005, 01:14 PM | |
Or can they?
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Dec 8, 2005, 01:45 PM | |
Hey, ZAPPER! I just found out this nice button *ignores*...
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Dec 8, 2005, 01:52 PM | |||
Hold on! I found this sentance:
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Dec 9, 2005, 06:55 AM | |
Sturgeons are cooler. D=
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Dec 9, 2005, 11:05 AM | |
I was reading the third post and I noticed a horrible mistake regarding a character I designed for one of my guest comics.
"Armor Troll: Some idiot who got banned." I'd like to ask where the troll wears armor. He's a stickly man. His arms and legs are pure lines. I'd like to have his name be changed to 'PA Troll' Source of Information regarding PA Troll and his stickly limbs: Model Sheet |
Dec 9, 2005, 11:20 AM | |
Fixed. =D
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Dec 9, 2005, 11:22 AM | |
And me? Am I fixed?
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Dec 9, 2005, 11:24 AM | |
No. Always fighting with Cooba is controversial. You can read it as if he fights you, or the other way around.
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Dec 9, 2005, 11:24 AM | |
Not about that! Me being a fish!
(And why do I have scizors?) |
Dec 9, 2005, 11:36 AM | |
You have scissors in my third comic, where you're included aswell, in case you didn't notice. I drew you as a stick figure though. =d
Maybe I'll update you some time.
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Dec 9, 2005, 11:49 AM | |
Okay....
So... Is CrimiClown or whoever gonna update me in the comics? |
Dec 9, 2005, 12:00 PM | |
I won't update you. Simply because I'm the comic writer and you're the spectator. I'll say it once more:
DRAW YOUR OWN COMICS TOO! There, got the hint? Yes, I am tired and crankey... |
Dec 9, 2005, 12:43 PM | |
Dec 9, 2005, 04:44 PM | |
We hear and obey.
![]() They call em scissors, but I aint never heard em scizz...
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Dec 9, 2005, 05:38 PM | |
Good work! I'll soon put up my hand drawn one.
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Dec 9, 2005, 07:33 PM | |
(This has become popular - I reccommend stickying it)
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Dec 10, 2005, 02:54 AM | ||
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The best way to get into a brainfart comic is to include yourself in your own methinks.
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Dec 10, 2005, 04:01 PM | |
You forgot bribery.
And Poland.
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Dec 11, 2005, 12:14 PM | |
Bribery works for me.
![]() Just make your own and include yourself plztnx. |
Dec 11, 2005, 12:20 PM | |
The problem is every Brainfart comic I add myself into never sees the light of day.
7 pages ago I was going to make a 'How Brainfart comics are made' which poked fun at Crimiclown's amazing speed to get comics done(at the time) among a few other things. 5 Pages ago I redrew the comic to update it with the times and remove a few useless jokes that weren't all that funny. 1 page ago I remembered about the comic Pages are an excellent unit of time. Pageclaim in the name of God-Emperor Michael Gagno II, Overlord of the Unheavenly, Devourer of all that is Pure and Just, Usurper of the Throne of Death |
Dec 11, 2005, 12:24 PM | ||
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![]() Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, make as much as you possibly can! I will add the others tomorrow, I'm tired and exhausted, too.
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Dec 11, 2005, 12:35 PM | ||
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Speaking of it, there needs to be a comic about the history of pageclaims. =D Also, the Street of Awesomeness now contains a... "remarkable" monument to Brainfart... But it looked better before the site made it smaller. |
Dec 11, 2005, 12:40 PM | |
Since the comic probrally won't be made by me heres a transcript of
"How Brainfart comics are made" Panel 1 n00b- Hi, I'm n00b, and today I'm going to tell you how Brainfart comics are made. Panel 2 {n00b is holding a board with good plasuible comic ideas written on it, all crossed out. One idea is circled which reads "Have a character stare blankly for all 4 frames} n00b- First we come up with a comic idea. This part is tricky and ussualy consumes more time than actually drawing a comic. Panel 3 {n00b is at a desk writing, the paper he is wiritng on is visible, and it's all tictactoe games} n00b- After having an idea, a script is produced. This usually takes 2-3 minutes give or take. Panel 4 {n00b is seen placing a letter into one of those large mailboxes commonly found on the streets of cities(in the US anyhow)} n00b- We then send our scripts over to Warner Bros. Why? Lets go to the next Panel. Panel 5 {A creature with a design simmilar to the Animaniacs is seen drawing a comic. n00b is reduced to a floating head at the bottom of the panel} n00b- Free of charge, Warner Bros. uses their Warner Grunts to draw us the comics. Whenever we make up an excuse like 'Um, I didnt have time yesterday' or 'I went out to dinner' It's really because one of these guysa slacked off. Panel 6 {n00b is still a floating head. Panel shows a large super computer} n00b- Crimiclown actually doesn't use the WB service. He has a super computer that makes comics for him. Thats why he gets so many done so quickly. Panel 7 n00b- And then we post the comics online. Thanks for taking this tour, we will now redirect you to our operator Panel 8 {LF is seen at a desk that reads OPERATOR] LF- =D -END- I'm pretty sure some parts are different, but that transcript was done out of memory so that is to be expected. |
Dec 11, 2005, 12:46 PM | ||
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( Also because my hair is so nicely long in it. >3 ) And, n00b, that script sounds pretty good.. you should do something with it. .. I was considering doing that myself, but I must never promise to do stuff like that ever again while I really have more important stuff to take care of. sry D=
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Dec 12, 2005, 06:35 AM | |
I made another one, referring to the popularity the Brainfart has experienced. Thanks for all the support and guest comics, but more is always welcomed. =D
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Dec 12, 2005, 11:34 AM | |
Forgive my double post. The Friendship gang will start their quest for justice and try to eliminate DuckMan!
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