Originally Posted by BoggyB

By that I meant getting him to scan stuff without the voices in his head having to tell him to do that all the time. It's either that or tons of posts from me saying "scan stuff"

You'll have to do with the latter. >=D

Originally Posted by Xion

*ahem*

Ahem yourself. =P

The cloaked figure is male, and is wearing a cloak. He doesn't seem to notice you as he walks around.

You hear a rustling in the bushes.

MYPAGEHAHA

Poke the cloaked person

*wonders why Cooba changed his name*

You poke the cloaked person. He doesn't seem to notice.

You hear low growling from the bushes.

Action: Hug cloaked figure
Say: "I love you, man!"

Before you can do anything, a lion leaps out pf the brush, and devours you and your teammates! Tough going, dude.

Game loaded...from the security door after it's been blown open. >=)

Go through door

Derby: Content removal. Content was removed.

Hang on, we're ALL THE WAY BACK AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EGAM MAZE?

you little sh..............











.....aving cream canister.

Rerun previous posts beginning from the security door until the post with the IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

I couldn't think of that way, thanks ;p

no, I really couldn't

Replay posts #475 through #553.

Scan everything in sight
(/me primes the clipboard with the above statement)

Cooba: You step through the security door. You are now on the other side of the security door. =D
Xion: Sorry, I don't use shaving cream. *holds up electric razor*
Fawriel: We went into the maze and got killed, and I said I was getting ready for college. Sort of.
BoggyB: Sorry, the replay option in this game is doing everything over again. >)

You scan the security door:

Ruined Security Door: A highly advanced door installed with a SmarterChild OS. Destroyed when Unfooruman blew it up after SC's screwdriver was "broken."

Action: Go right, left, right, left, forward, left, right
Action: Stop before you hit CD player dude
Action: Wait

Wear the goggles as you walk through the maze.

{Ctrl-C}Scan everything in sight


PS: like the sig, Ekardnamal!

Ekardnamel: Sorry, but this isn't Legend of Zelda. =P
BoggyB: You can't wear the goggles all the time because the strap is too tight.

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW!

Lem_Gambino presents
A War Tavern Story
That will roxorz your boxorz

Go: East

You are at the Bus Stop. Standing there is Jeremy Nolastname, the boy you just might have a crush on. He waves at you and says, "Hey Kat. How'd you sleep last night?" Exits are West and East.

Say: "Okay, I guess. Did you know it's Friday the 13th?"

Jeremy raises an eyebrow and says, "Yeah, but that's because I have Football practice today. Why do you ask?"

A Tumbleweed rolls down the street.

THE PRE-WIN 3.1 DAYS: KATHERINE'S JOURNAL
COMING FALL 2004...MAYBE

...Quiet, you.

Action: Go down hallway

Ooooooooooo, burn...


hehehe.

Ekard: Fine! No sequel for you! *sets him on fire*

You go down the hallway and reach a door. It is quite hot around here...dare you enter?

Yep... as long as we don't go all the way back to around post #475 should something jump out and devour the gang.

Edit: scan the door first.

*sings 'Stop, Drop, and Roll' song* *rolls around* Gah! The fire still isn't out! *carpet is on fire* *smashes water pipe* *puts out fire* *sighs* At least the house isn't on fire anymore... BUT I STILL AM!!!!! *stops, drops, and rolls again*

But anyways...

Action: Enter door
Say to Egam: "Which way is not an exit?"

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Ekard: Fine! No sequel for you! *sets him on fire*

I thought Ekard was a girl.

LG is such a n00b ignorant.

Xion: Well, it doesn't say in his/her profile...
Cooba: Was that supposed to be an insult? =/

Door: A normal door made for opening and closing, as well as keeping stuff out or in. There is a large heat source coming from the other side of this door. Use caution.

Since you entered this room before, you open the door and enter. The room I'm talking about is the lava room, still as hot as you remember it. "There is a great disturbance in the forks," says Fooruman. Strange...the volcano seems to be more active than usual.

'You shoudn't already know the question to that answer," he says, "But the exit isn't east."

Of course not. ;p

Go East.

You enter the east door and enter a corridor. Funny, the bricks didn't change color, and it's still hot. There is another door at the end of the hallway...do you wish to enter?

=))))))) Enter Door =)))))))

You're back in the lava room. How weird.
You can hear Unfoo's ebil laughter in the distance...

Scan the Egam again. Also scan the lava/volcano, Fooruman and L33tz4n

IMBOSILS.

Go: West

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Xion: Well, it doesn't say in his/her profile...

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showt...849#post220849
Whee.

Risp: Well, that explains everything! =P
Xion: *gives you a cookie*

Egam: Mage...opposite...everything...[END OF FILE. FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLASE UPDATE AT PANDORA.COM.]
Lava: Liquid rock melted my the intense heat of the earth's core. Contact with said liquid is not advised.
Volcano: Object out of scanning range. D=
Fooruman: Master of Sux Magic. Approximately 70 years old. Has a seemingly empty mind of a child.
Leetzan: Former minion of the Snuffus and an 31337 |-|4x0r. Has learned summoning magic over the internet.

You go west, through the corridor. The bricks change from rusty red to dull orange. There is a door at the opposite end. Now what?

Originally Posted by Risp

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showt...849#post220849
Whee.

Thank you, Risp. Oh, yeah... There's an accusation of me being a werewolf at the bottom of the page...

Action: Open door, enter room
Action: Take southeast door

Originally Posted by Ekardnamal

Thank you, Risp. Oh, yeah... There's an accusation of me being a werewolf at the bottom of the page...

Action: Open door, enter room
Action: Take southeast door

ekard = lycanothrope?

Oh yeah, and there is also that time I said 'Xion has an idea! Run for cover!', after you said you had an idea. The idea didn't work. PRECOGNITION!

You enter the dry desert room, with its lovely oasis and palm trees. Since you've been here already, you take the southeast door. You walk down the corridor, changing from dull orange to lemon yellow as you approach the door at the opposite end.

Action: Go through door
Action: Take north door

@Xion: Oh, yes. I'm a lycanothrope. I'm surprised none of you have noticed yet. :P

Update the goggles at pandora.com

Originally Posted by Ekardnamal

@Xion: Oh, yes. I'm a lycanothrope. I'm surprised none of you have noticed yet. :P

It's perfectly fine that you are a lycanothrope, I have no problems with that. (hint hint read my LJ things.)

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

31337

No such word exists ;p 1337 by itself is meant to mean Elite ;p

Go through door

Actually, "1337" is a shortened version of "31337".
Elite -> eleet -> leet
313373 -> 31337 -> 1337

(edited to make Cooba happy)

That would be 313373.