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You can't update the Goggles becuase you need a USB Cable, and a computer. =P

Since Unfoo made a mistake in designing the Egam Maze, the North Door has a sign taped on it that says "GO SOUTH PLZTHNX. -The Management. P. S.: This not a trap. Seriously."

You go south and enter the Forest room after going through the eletric power plant room. What do you want to do now?
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You enter the north door, walk down a corridor, and wind up back in the forest room. Ack.

Don't forget the our friendly neighborhood cloaked person is here.
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Noted and corrected. ^_^
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Examine Cloaked Figure.
Say to the cloaked figure "Which not an entrance?"
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"The entrance is not the way you came in," he says.
Leetzan looks around. "I have a bad feeling about this place," she says. It feels like you're being watched...but by what?
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No, really? Now WHAT could it be.

Go back through the door you came from.
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Since you went north, you take the south door. One corridor later you're back in the Forest room. "I don't think that worked too well," says Leetzan.
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"That is impossible since the base-metal bread cannot divide you into eight seperate slices," says Fooruman. In other words, you can't be in eight places at once. You CAN however, pick a door, see if it leads out, pick another door, etc. Or just ask the Egam.
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Say to the Egam: "Do not tell us which door does not lead in."
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"The door you're not looking for is southwest," he says.
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SW: Loops back to forest room. You come back from the NE door, then turn around and enter the NE door. "What's up with that?" asks Leetzan.
You're standing in another corridor, with the bricks changing from Lime green to Sky blue. There is another door at the end. What do you wish to do?
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Scan the door and the bricks, of course!

Then go through the door.

Tell L33tz4n "Okay, you try understanding that Egam"
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"The bricks and the door are unimportant," she says. "And I think Unfoo made those Egams hard to understand for a reason."

You enter the door (DUN DUN DUN). You find yourself on a beautiful, sandy beach, much like Pandora's Isle. However, there is a lush green jungle to your left instead of those ugly non-boyant(sp?) plants. The doors rest longside the jungle's edge, as another cloaked person walks up and down the beach.
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Say to L33tz4n: "Unfooruman's starting to get on my nerves too. It's best just to solve this puzzle, though. I think we're almost there."

Ask Egam: "Which way is not an exit?"

Action: Build a sandcastle

Action: Kick down sandcastle

Action: Laugh maniacally

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Scan everything first, especially the cloaked person.
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Ekard...That's not the right question.

Identify the Cloaked Person.

Say to the cloaked person: "Do not tell us which door does not lead in."
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*shrugs* I had a weird dream last night. In it, Unfooruman killed off all the characters. The end.

(I have no life; I dream about outcomes of RPGs... :P )
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(I have no life; I dream about outcomes of RPGs... :P )
I'm quoting that.
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Quote:
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I'm quoting that.
I feel so special... I've been quoted...
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Ekard: I dream about making RPGs. =D
BoggyB: There's nothing else to scan, other than the Egam and the doors. XP
Xion: The person is an Egam. A female one, at that.

You fail to see what the point is in building something that takes about five minutes to make, then knocking it down in less than five seconds.
"Unfooruman's starting to get on my nerves too. It's best just to solve this puzzle, though. I think we're almost there," you say to Leetzan assuringly.
"Yeah, but don't we have to fight him or something?" she replies. "And what about Uber-"
"SILENCE!!"
Your conversation is brought to a screeching halt by Fooruman's bellow. "You have no idea what Unfooruman is capable of," he says in a serious tone. "We shall see the full extent of his powers sometime after the Indigo and the Violet...but both of them taste of GRAPES."

All that can be heard is the crashing of the waves, the howling of the wind, and the footsteps of the Egam walking around. "Um, the exit isn't west, in case no one isn't interested," she says, bringing an end to the awkward silence.
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"Yeah, it can't be west, dun' u see? it is east, and then thru China to Japan..."
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Xion: The person is and Egam. A female one, at that.[/B]
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Go: East.


Who says that something that will take 5 minutes to build and destroy in 5 seconds is worthless? Happens all the time.

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Ekard: I dream about making RPGs. =D
And are you hitting on her? Just an observation.
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mygosh xion is detectif

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Go weeeeeeeeeeeest, life is peaceful there...
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lol...Faw, you should put above that image in your signature "Proud to be Fawriel." and below it put "Fawriel is Life."
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Xion: Hitting on her? Yeah, right. She and I just happen to like RPGs alot. BTW, do uas all a favor and cast a deadlyful spell on Ninjajazz. He scares me. D=
Risp: I hereby declare Risp our official corrector since Stratn isn't here.

Faw wants to go west, Xion east. OMG CONFLICT =D
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i dont get it rofl
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And Lem, I was just singing something because "go east" reminded me of that. Narf.
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Ah. Well, your singing can be easily misinterpreted as a command, so please specify, or Xion will get mad at me again. XP

You go east. Well, since the doors are lined up along the edge of the forest, you enter the one marked "east." Another corridor is on the other side, with the bricks changing from sky blue to indigo. With a door at the opposite end, what will you do?
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Wow, now I am both official corrector and official searching-person.
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Quote:
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And are you hitting on her? Just an observation.
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Now I'm scared. Really quite scared.

Action: Enter door

"Yeah, but don't we have to fight him or something?"

Who said anything about fighting him? *whistles innocently* *bursts out laughing maniacally* *covers head with hands* *rocks back and forth* *stops laughing* I'm okay now... I think...
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*leads ekard away from the window* Come, there's a full moon out. We don't want any freak killings.
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LOL, there's no full moon tonight. There's a full moon this tuesday though...
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*flies up to the moon in space shuttle*
Use: Mines
Go: Shuttle
Go: Earth
Press big red button
*BOOM*
Say: "There, problem solved."
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You fool! You just modified (read: removed) world tidal activity!
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Either that, or we get turned into werewolves.
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