Aug 29, 2003, 05:38 PM | |
I find a tree on the island, and break two sticks off to create a makeshift arm and hand. I then break off two more sticks to create a makeshift leg. I then use the Golden Toothbrush to remove the rest of the bark off of the tree.
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Aug 29, 2003, 07:29 PM | |
Take more twigs from more trees, put them in a pile, blace the bark removed from Smoothe Log under the pile of twigs, put and then angle the SporkPrisim so that the sunlight is intinsified and magnified onto a peice of the bark.
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Aug 30, 2003, 05:45 AM | |
Break the SporkStrudel and make false teeth with it, using your indestructable wooden arm.
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Aug 30, 2003, 06:12 AM | |
I'll do all that since they don't affect eachother.
You open the box. It is empty, since you already used all the chinese food for something or other and if there was any left the trout ate it. And the Sporkstrudel is indestructable, made of titanium. And some stuff happens. Last edited by Radium; Aug 30, 2003 at 06:58 AM. |
Aug 30, 2003, 07:00 AM | |
The stuff somehow manages that the lesbian mage person turns into a machine gun with a rubber duck clipped to it and that Uberbob manages to swim to the ocean ground where he finds weird aliens, for stuff is good and therefor shall not be questioned.
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Aug 30, 2003, 07:02 AM | |
The sorceress died. Pay attention next time.
All of a sudden, a demonic green ferret thing with blue hair and unproportionally large eyes walks up to you and starts talking about something you really don't care about. |
Aug 30, 2003, 07:10 AM | |
The ferret forever hates you for mistaking him for Radium!
You have started a combat with Fawriel! http://www.beute.plus.com/trafton/mp...f_Happened.mp3 Mp3 Music: Mandatory; Autocombat: On. > Uberbob attacks Fawriel dodges > Fawriel casts sux ball Uberbob is sux! >Uberbob defends. >Fawriel attacks Uberbob loses 23 hp >Uberbob attacks Fawriel loses 12 hp >Fawriel casts mass badhurt Uberbob loses 44 hp Fawriel loses 44 hp Fawriel has one hp left! Attack? |
Aug 30, 2003, 07:54 AM | |
I will refine a small portion of metal that just so happened to be laying on the ground into a hook. I stab Xions soul repeatedly, but due to the fact that the hoox suxors, the Xion's soul keeps on sliding off.
Edit : I was too slow, ignore this. Editedit: Stupid strikeout tag...>( |
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