Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

"That looks kind of unsafe," says Leetzan, seeing you eyeballing the bridge.

What bridge are you referring to, cretin?

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Ah. Must've gotten "bridge" mixed up with "staircase." =P It's a STAIRCASE.

argh. Stop confusing me.

Go: Door

You walk up to the door. Shall you open it?

Action: Open door

*munches on cookie* Thanks!

*steals one of ekard's cookies and shoves it in his mouth quickly before she can steal it back*

*uses the moment of distraction to steal one of Xion's cookies*

So which bridge were we eyeing that L33tz4n said was unsafe?

Scan: storm, bridge and tower
Go: up stairs

I hate it when the new posts take us on to the next page.

/me happily munches another of my cookies

Ekard: You are welcome. You might want to something about people stealing your cookies so that we can stay on topic. =P

Into the breach you enter, unsure of what to expect. Will you meet Fooruman, whom despite his somewhat insane antics has broguth you out of many a tight spot? Will it be Unfooruman, the mighty wizard that has done many terrible things to not-so terrible people? Or perhaps you may finally find your comrades, Faw, Araches, and Uberbob, the very person who dragged you into this mess at Upper Placespot? Perhaps this door leads into somesort of laboratory where Unfoo commits his ebil experiments. Or maybe...
"Oh, just open the door already, Shuri!!" Leetzan complains. "Alright, don't get your tunic in a bunch," you reply irratibly. You turn the doorway and find...
ANOTHER HALLWAY! HA!! All that suspense for nothing! Nothing but an ordinary, harmless, hallway...with another door at the end. =O

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Go through door.

*kicks Xion in shins* DON'T YOU STEAL MY COOKIES!!!!! *eats another one* *glares at Xion* *hisses*

*looks around, steals some more of Xion's cookies and gives them to Ekard with a gentlemanly gesture*

Thanks. *eats Faw's cookies* *is still glaring at Xion*

Hm. Try to stay on topic, guys.

Originally Posted by Coppertop

Hm. Try to stay on topic, guys.

Thank you, Copper.

*ban on cookies*
EDIT: Testing image =D

Rad: D=

You open the door and are amazed by the unimpressive splendor of the Villain's Work Room! Tables, a lunch line, and arcade/item shop are present, as well as some random villains from random video games I don't feel like mentioning yet. Evil-looking employees man the lunch counter and arcade, which reminds me...you and Leetzan are STARVING. Guess raiding an ebil fortress takes a lot out of you.

Well in a technicality, L33tz4n is an evil snuffus minion, and Shuri is a Ninja which are generally neutral, both can be passed off as evil peoples.

Get in line.


OT: I only stole ONE cookie and ate it.

File...Open...C:\cookies.food

*munch munch munch*

*spots anti-cookie mods*

*offers cookies to Radium and Coppertop*


Oh yeah, ask L33tz4n what the basic evil worker protocol is (e.g. do you shove the others around and grunt a lot, or do you queue up nicely)

Edit: List current inventory, spells, abilities and character attributes

I'd have to say whatever the evil person does.

Did the Snuffus Minions grunt and shove others around? Not really.

Edit:

Illusionist Xion (7:20:56 PM): BOO. Go update pre-3.1
LemGambino (7:21:10 PM): Um, okay
Illusionist Xion (7:21:12 PM): lol
Illusionist Xion (7:21:14 PM): good dm.
Illusionist Xion (7:21:22 PM): *throws lem a DM treat*
LemGambino (7:21:31 PM): *munch*
LemGambino (7:21:35 PM): =P

Inventory:
-Pandora's Goggles
-Black Armor
-Katana
-Ninja Pants
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9
-Tunic

Shuri's Spells:
-Haste: Makes you move faster.
-Bless: Unknown effect. Ask Rad =P

Leetzan's Spells:
-Summon Enchantresphere: A creature with usful spells.
-Summon Mythslayer: A warrior who is adept in slaying mythical creatures.
-Summon Soap: A deadlyful cleaning projectile.
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Nigh-useless piece of sports equipment.
-Summon Water Elemental: A creature made entirely out of water.

Xion: >(

"Um, I don't work for an evil corporation," Leetzan says to you while you get in the lunch line. "We do what the Snuffus says in return for his protection."

Say "Don't you mean did?"
See what other villians are doing.

Say: "Just get in the line. There's free food here."

"Um, of course I did ^^;; It was just a 7yp0," she says quickly. "In response to what you said about free food, isn't that why we're here in line?"

She's got a point there. The other villains are eating lunch, getting in line TO get lunch, or playing Type Type Revolution at the Arcade.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

the Villain's Work Room!

Last time I checked, it was Villain's BREAK Room.

Check how many villains are in the line.

Use goggles on the villain in front of us.

o.O Type Type Revolution?

Analyze: TTR Machine

As opposed to Dance Dance Revolution. I guess. Either villains don't like to dance, or they can't because Lem can't animate his posts.

There are 12.75 villains in this line. You scan the villain in front of you:
George 5000: Former minion of Wafflelord until his defeat. Left to start his own quilt shop in Minnesota, but has to work part-time at Unfoo's fortress to keep his grandma from going to the morgue. 25% of his body is bionic. He is equipped with weapons and tools designed for melee combat and sneaky ninja-y attacks.
"Actually," George says in a kind, gentleman-like voice, "TTR is a typing tutor. Unfoo ordered us to improve our typing skillz so we're more efficient on AIM. Duh. There's also Dial Dial Revolution, a music game you play using the ringtones on your cellphone."

say: "Sweet."

Continue to wait in line.

"Sweet," you say. "Not unless you get Carpal Tunnel," replies George.
After waiting for what seems to be an hour, the line successfully moves up by one person. =D

analyze room.

Whisper to L33tz4n: "Is it just me or are these cooks so evil they work slow?"

Scan the remaining 12 villians in the line, and the food.

You and Leetzan are standing inside a lunch line in the Villains' BREAK Room. Several villains surround you, and just beyond the lines are dozens of tables. Across from the lunch line is an arcade/item shop, and somewhere off in the darkness is a massive with the words "Unfooruman's Lair (Nospamplzthnx)" written in neon lettering. There appears to be a figure standing outside the door, but you can't tell if it's Unfoo or some burly bodyguard he hired. Several villains mill about, chatting about how evil lunch is today or what their evil plans are.
"Is it just me, or are thses cooks so evil that they work slow?" you ask Leetzan. "Yes," she replies. "I wouldn't be surpised if they once worked at Evil Grandma Conquista's restruant."
Speaking of which, your scans show all of the food is of the evil variety, such as "Evil Baked Potatoes" or "Evil Cheese and Mushroom Pizza with Extra Pepperoni." There is no data available on any of the other villains because I don't want to have the nice video game companies breathing down my neck for stealing stuff. =P

Are the evil foods fit for ferret/minion consumption?

Of course. Just because they're evil doesn't mean they have poison in them. But just to be on the safe side, you'd better ask the chef.

Well, let's continue to wait untill we are served.

It takes you 2 hours, 13 minutes and 38 seconds, but you finally reach the legendary front of the line, eager to fill your stomach with various random digestable objects. However, nothing can prepare you for what lies behind the counter...
"Bonjour, madamoselles(sp?). How can I be of service?"
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It's the Mad French Chef from Good Eats! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! =O
Or just order your food.

Mademoisselles*

Ask what food can we order.

Can I give L33tz4n and Shuri some of my cookies?