Order cookies. (++Boggy)

From what it seems I got this page and reply number 800. Snip snip horray!

Congratulations! The Mad French Chef is so impressed by how you managed to produce cookies out of thin air that he lets you each have the following items for free:
-Evil Pizza
-Evil Brocolli
-Evil Gatorade
-Evil Skim Milk
-Evil Steak
-Evil Low-Fat Ice Cream
With each of you carrying a sturdy plastic tray of evil cafeteria food, what will you do now?

Yay for my cookies!

Find an empty table, sit down, and scan the food.

You sit next to a big green-skinned guy with a pointy chin and cool hair who is wearing a purple tuxedo.
All food items have an "evil" prefix, but don't contain nanobots, mind-controlling enchantments, or poison that gives you nightmares. It is safe to eat, unless you're lactose-intolerant.

Ohh, confusing! Nanobots! poison that gives nightmares... maybe limonade?

No... I don't think that's what was meant.

Eat the food, unless, of course, Shuri and L33tz4n are lactose-intolerant.

Scan the big green-skinned guy with a pointy chin and cool hair who is wearing a purple tuxedo.

I'd say go for the Pizza.

Shuri and Leetzan are not lactose-intolerant. Food has been consumed. The party is no longer hungry! =D
"Whaddya lookin' at me for, ya dunce buckets?" the man says.
Hacker- Main villain from "Cyberchase." Has tried to take over the internet multiple times, but has failed almost every single time. "Don't remind me."

Shrug.

Go: Unfoo's lair

Also scan entrance to unfoos lair, and the TTR machine.

You start to get up and leave, but the Hacker holds up his hand and says, "Do you really think that you're going to stop Unfooruman like THAT? *laughs* You're crazy! If I were you, (but I'm not) I'd go and get some supplies from that arcade/item shop over there, unless you'd like to have your innards smeared over the dungeon walls. HA! Now that would be funny if it wasn't so disgusting...heh."
Both objects are out of scanning range D=

Ask "Do you know what's in store for us?"
Ask "What do you recommend we get?"
Move into scanning range of TTR machine
Scan TTR machine
Move into scanning range of arcade/item shop
Scan arcade/item shop

"...No," the Hacker says before he uses his dark magic to turn you into a pair of buckets with the word "Dunce" on them. "NOW you're dunce buckets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Shortly after he leaves, you turn back to your normal selves. "Well, that was weird," says Leetzan.
Evil Arcade- For all your evil gaming and item shop needs! Come play the newest games, including our worst-seller, Type Type Revolution! Learn to type the evil way in the tune of your favorite songs in this exciting typing tutor!

but we have no monies to get things...

we're better off sneaking into Unfoo's lair Sam Fischer style.

Unfoo's lair? why not Magus Castle, or Mr Small Brains temple? uahahahahahahaaa!!!

*materialises(sp?) more cookies*

Try to barter with cookies for equipment.

Xion: You lack stealth skillz D=
Ninjajazz: How about Heck? I'm sure you'll like that seeing how that I'm BANISHING YOU THERE!!! >( *banishes*
BoggyB: You try to create cookies with your mind, but you can't even make cookies without burning something. And the cashier doesn't want your cookies. =P

Ah well.

Tap two lands, play artifact Cookie. Pay one mana and tap artifact Cookie for 6 cookies (stats 3/3). Tap all cookies for a total of 18 points damage.

Ask the cashier what he's got for sale, and scan the items. Check against inventory to see what we can afford.

Boggy: We don't have any money!

Action: Mug some random person
Action: Run off with their money
Action: See what cashier has for sale

*hugs cookie jar* YOU'LL NEVER STEAL MY COOKIES!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! *munches on one*

L_G Plays the magic card Raigeki to destroy all of BoggyB's monsters. He then offers Battle Ox and Harpie's Brother as tributes to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon. BEWD attacks Boggy's life points directly for 3000 damage. L_G lays one card face-down.

Now gibbacontopic.

You take a closer at the Arcade Cashier's Warez. However, you're suprised that he has nothing to sell. "Lemme guess, Bill Gates, right?" Leetzan says in a sarcastic tone.
"Yup," the cashier replies. (His name is Fred, and he's an Orc) "Nobody 'buys' anything here, though. By getting a high score on any of our games, you win tokens, which can be traded here for items However, Rad is busy overhauling the combat engine, so the older items here are no good. I'll have to ask L_G to ask him about that."
Seeing how you have nothing better here to do, you mug the master thief Popple (from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga). Obtained 100 Beanbean Coins!

Inventory:
-Pandora's Goggles
-Black Armor
-Katana
-Ninja Pants
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9
-Tunic
-Beanbean Coin x100

I am back, nobody will stop me! ok team, go to Mr Small Brains temple and figure your missions out

GAH! THAT'S IT!!! >=( *enters Super Mode*

Ninjajazz, make another pointless post in this thread, and I swear, I'll have one of the nice Mods BAN you from here. I'm serious. It's kinda late to enter this thread, but if you STOP SPAMMING and PLAY BY THE RULES instead of CONSTANTLY entering yourself in this thread, I'll be nicer to you. But if you keep badgering me like this, well...I'm sure you'll know what'll happen next. GOT IT???

Good. I'm glad we understand each other now. =D *reverts to normal*

Make Lem remain in super mode because it's fun.

Check what items there are to get.

Poke Rad.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

[B]GAH! THAT'S IT!!! >=( *enters Super Mode*

Ninjajazz, make another pointless post in this thread, and I swear, I'll have one of the nice Mods BAN you from here.B]

Nooooo, please don't! sorry!

(Senseless repitition removal. Stay on topic, please. - Coppertop)

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Rad is busy overhauling the combat engine

I feel so much cooler then you =D

Originally Posted by BoggyB

Tap two lands, play artifact Cookie. Pay one mana and tap artifact Cookie for 6 cookies (stats 3/3). Tap all cookies for a total of 18 points damage.

I tap an island to stifle your cookie's ability of making cookies. I then tap two islands and my iscocron septor to cast Boomerang on your Cookie, returning it to your hand.

Play TTR

Originally Posted by Xion

I tap an island to stifle your cookie's ability of making cookies. I then tap two islands and my iscocron septor to cast Boomerang on your Cookie, returning it to your hand.

My go! *draws card*
Tap 10 Forests. Play Pringles Tube. Generate approx 50 sour cream 'n' onion pringles (1/1, green, protection from black, haste). 50x 1/1 pringles at you for 50 damage. Block that!
Also: tap 4 mountains with Fertile Gorund, 4 forests with Dawn's Reflection,4 cloudposts, and another 5 assorted lands for 41 mana of various colours. Play Blaze for 40 damage, straight to your head. Survive that!

Get l33tz4n to uberhack TTR machine.

Take CrazyT from Bill Gates.

Faw: My Giga Meter has been depleted, so I can't enter Super Mode again for a while. =P There are no items in the shop, nor is there a Rad to poke.
Ninjajazz: =D
Risp: Aren't you supposed to be helping him with the sprites? BTW, my coolness pales in comparison to yours. XP
BoggyB and Xion: L_G plays Dark hole to wipe out all the monsters on the field. He then plays Monster Reborn to bring back Blue Eyes White Dragon. BEWD attacks Xion's life points directly for 3000 damage.
Cooba: Bill Gates is on the Mars Station, and he already used the CrazyT for XBOX NexT.

You wwalk up to the TTR machine. It looks like a DDR machine, but the dance pad haqs been replaced with an engronomically(sp?) safe chair. The interface is a standard Dell keyboard. The words "PRESS ANY KEY" flash on the title screen while a demo plays on screen. It seems pretty straightforward; just type the letters in tune to the music...or is it?
"Sorry, but the access panel is bolted to wall. I can't uberh4x0r it," Leetzan says dejectedly.

Start playing!
And...tell L_G that he's playing the wrong card game.

Plays multiple Wheel 'n' Deal's. Everyone decks themselves.
Tell L33tz4n to uberhack the software, not the hardware.

Actually, I'm not so sure if I am doing sprites anymore. However, I definately am working on the coding. And thus I get free previews... and the permission to rip code to make a turn-based strategy game!

Bwahahahahahaha!

"That's what I tried to do, but the machine appears to be H4x0rproof," continues Leetzan. "I don't think we'll be able to H4(k without making the owner upset."
Ah well. It was worth a shot. ye presseth thine keyboard keys and are graced by the splendor of teh MODE SELECT Screen! What challenge shall you take?

-Tutor Mode: Learn to type and play TTR.
-Song Attack: Choose a song and type your way to a high score!
-Hangman: Figure out the phrase before your dancer is humiliated in front of everybody!
-Vocollapse!: Type to keep those letters from piling up!
-Challenge: Think you can handle these exciting stages?

Deluge and Hallow. Need I say more?

Action: Select 'Hangman'

oh yes, song mode

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

tyoe

D<<<<<

Coppertop removed my last 12 sorries

Nononono! Tutorial! Tutorial I say!