Originally Posted by Xion

Deluge and Hallow. Need I say more?

Surely Slice 'n' Dice with Hallow?
Get l33tz4n to play whatever game she thinks she can win the most on

Edit: mine! my page! my preciousss!

Let's vote for game we wanna play at the most. For the sake of my pageclaim.

*taps another dozen or so mana-giving cards to barbecue Cooba with Blaze*
My pageclaim!

Due to a reported post, I'm sort of scoping out this thread. I didn't see anything that necessarily needed deleting(unless someone else beat me to it), but keep to the subject please, and play nicely...



*wields feeble Moderation Twig*

Boggy, I claimed this first, idiot.

Enter Vocollapse.

Risp: D= Corrected.
Cooba: He's got a point there. =/
Ducky: I suggest wielding THIS.

You haven't really typed on a computer since 4I's last story, so you go to the Tutorial.
Greetings, player. Welcome to Type Type Revolution! Please type your name in so I don't have to call you "player" all the time.
>_
INSERT KEY: Random Name
END KEY: Next
HOME KEY: Back

EDIT: The only other game is the Evil Slots of Happiness, a slot machine. THe other games are being repaired because Atlas broke them all.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Derby:

D<<<<<

Corrected.

Action: Type in 'L33tz4n'
Action: Press 'End'

Plays Confiscate on the pageclaim and takes control of it.

I think this is Shuri playing.

L33tzy is better with such things.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

You haven't really typed on a computer since 4I's last story, so you go to the Tutorial.

"You" means "Shuriken" since we are in the PoV of Shuri at the time.

I wish we could change PoV to Uberbob juss to see where he is.

Type in "Shuriken"
Press END

PreWinP1.exe has commited a fatal error and will be shut down. If the problem persists, contact the program vendor.

You strike a compromise and enter "Shurizan" as your name. Welcome, Shurizan! R U REDY 2 TYPE?!/1/1

PRESS ANY KEY

Relaunch PreWinP1.exe

Your name is Uberbob. You are a rabbit, except you only have one ear for unknown reasons. You are currently in a boat surrounded by seemingly endless ocean. Your invintory contains a small carry-out box of chinese food, a golden toothbrush, and a titanium spork. Your boat is leaking. Bad. In fact, the reason there is a three-foot-wide hole in the bottom of your boat is somewhat related to why you only have one ear. What would you like to do?

Press the Any Key

There is no key marked "Any" on your keyboard.
Hey, who's the DM here?! >=(
Bored, Leetzan pulls the lever on the Evil Slot Machine of Happiness.
*BAR* *APPLE* *=D*
Oops, no prize. Better luck next time.

Press any key
Tell L33tz4n to keep playing the slot machine

yeah, we might just win something, like a nuclear bomb!

PreWinP2.exe is still running, PreWinP1.exe crashed and was restarted at the beginning... THE BEGINNING.

Close your eyes, wave your hand over the keyboard and hit a key. Then open your eyes to see what key you hit.

Fly true, loyal finger...

You open your eyes to see that you've pressed the "J" key. And the crowd goes wild!
Playing TTR is easy. When a letter passes into the typewriter, press it in tune to the music. The better your timing, the better your rank, and the more points you get!
Rankings:
MARVELOUS(sp?)
PERFECT
GREAT
GOOD
AVERAGE
Score combos by earning "GREAT" or higher ranking moves in rapid succession, without messing up. If you miss a letter or get type the wrong key, you'll be penalized.
E ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ F
This is your groove bar. It depletes if you make mistakes, but it fills up if you hit the keys properly. Don't let it deplete, or it's game over!
If you manage to complete a song, you'll earn a ranking based on how well you did: AAA is the highests, F is the lowest. Your highest score will be recorded in the Hall of Fame!

PRESS ANY KEY TO PLAY A PRACTICE SONG! LOL THIS WIL B FUN =D

Leetzan pulls the lever.
*RADIOACTIVE SYMBOL* *RADIOACTIVE SYMBOL* *RADIOACTIVE SYMBOL*
You won a Nuclear Warhead!

Place Warhead in front of bodyguard guarding Unfoo's lair.
Say: It's a gift to you. ^.*
L33tz4n: Summon Mythslayer.
Mythslayer: Fire Silver Bullet at Warhead.

I'm not planning to interfere, but a nuke seems a TAD too... big-boom-bang-ouch to me....

Maybe we should save it for Unfooruman himself.

On with the game.

"Hey Leetzan, why don't you give that nice body guard that warhead as a little 'gift'?" you say. "I Dunno, it could, you know, kill us all beyond recognition D=" she replies uneasily.

I say we save it and wait untill we confront Unfooruman. We toss it in his mouth, or at him, and let the fireworks fly.

On with TTR!

You need to press a key first, and find a place for that warhead, since your pants lack suitable warhead space.

Then how did it fit in a slot machine along with everything else there?

Warp-Matrix Technology, like in Pandora's Car. Unfortunately, Shuri's Ninja Pants didn't have Warp-Matrix Tech as a standard option.

Hope L33tz4n lands on three warp-matrixes next.

Why not pull the lever and find out?

The TTR machine is idle.

Press 'a' key
Pull lever on slot machine

*BAR* *BAR* *TNT*
You get a stick of lit dynamite!

Since you're probably new to TTR, or just need to refresh your M4D 7YPin6 5k|11z, we'll start with the basic home row and work our way up from there.
asdf jkl;
This is the home row. Don't worry about the other keys; we'll get to them later. Place your eight fingers on the home keys, and least one thumb on the Space Bar. There! Now you're ready to type!

PRESS A KEY, MORTAL

Try to put out lit skick of dynamyte with hands, if that doesn't work, get Water Elemental to put it out

Press a random key

Yell "F1re 1n th3 h0l3!!!111!!111!one"
Lob the dynamite at the bodyguard
Duck!

You overlook using the Water Elemental, since doing what Ekard said would result in a wet, unlit stick of dynamite and no beautiful explosion. Acting quickly, Leetzan makes a mad dash (as fast a snake minion can go, at least) for the door the bodyguard is located. "F|r3 i|\| 73h h0l3!!!111!!111!one" she calls out in her native 1337speak before lobbing the deadlyful dynamite at the guard.
BOOM!
A big explosion and a cloud if smoke later, Leetzan checks out what's left of the bodyguard. The lights around the door to Unfoo's Lair turn on, revealing a giant robot that resembles Giant Clank from Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando. He smiles at Leetzan and says, "Greetings, Uberbob This Is L33tz4n Shuriken And Fawriel And That's Fooruman! How can I be of assisstance?"

Leetzan screams like lunatic and runs (slithers?) right into the side of the TTR machine. Taking no notice, you seem to have taken interest towards the ubersexy hollywood star that is the "O" key; you could've sworn that it winked at you. Or maybe you're finally going crazy from the adventure you've been having so far.

Upon thine "O" key you place thy finger and apply gentle pressure, thus commanding the TTR game program to start the awesome typing game that is Type Type Revoltion!

SONG 1: "Stay With Me (Unlikely)" by celldweller

*INSERT STEPFILE HERE*

STAGE CLEAR

Nice going! your ranking is:
B
PRESS ANY KEY TO MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LESSON BEFORE THE BLOCKS REACH THE TOP OF THE SCREEN

Not SmarterChild *again*!

Press the 'K' key
Tell l33tz4n to carry on playing the one-armed bandit. Maybe we'll get another stick of dynamite to lob at smarterchild.

List inventory and abilities.

Can't we just pass the SC?

Try to comfort poor Leetzy first. ;-;

Leetzan seems to have recovered from the shock of seeing a SmarterChild 3.0, and goes back to playing the Evil Slot Machine of Happiness.
*FAW* *FAW* *FAW*
Leetzan's skin is now greener than usual, and her hair is now blue.

After many typing sessions, Shuri has completed the TTR Tutorial! You think your awesome typing skills would've been more useful back at the Security Door with SC 2.0, but you ask yourself: "Why the heck am I here? To find rabbit who's missing half his limbs, a ferret with the attention span of a child, a lesbian fox-mage, and a wizard who seems more interested with loafs of base metal bread? Ugh...I'll be glad to get back to 4I's world once this is all over."

Cooba: What, and ruin the whole adventuring element of the game? >=)

Inventory:
-Pandora's Goggles
-Black Armor
-Katana
-Ninja Pants
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9
-Tunic
-Beanbean Coin x100
-Nuclear Warhead

Shuri's Spells:
-Haste: Increases targets' speed and movement range.
-Bless: Regenerates target's HP over time.

Leetzan's Spells:
-Summon Enchantresphere: A creature with random useful spells. Has high attack but low HP.
-Summon Mythslayer: A warrior who is adept in slaying mythical creatures.
-Summon Soap: A deadlyful cleaning projectile. May cause enemies to slip.
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Nigh-useless piece of sports equipment. Can be used as a melee weapon.
-Summon Water Elemental: A creature made entirely out of water.