Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Cooba: What, and ruin the whole adventuring element of the game? >=)

YES.

Pageclaim in name of word "once" you mistyped.

Corrected. SC is here to stay...for now.

Ask SmarterChild about his screwdriver
Continue playing TTR and the slot machine

*swipes Cooba's pageclaim*

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

cuase

D<<<<<

Risp: Corrected. =DDDDDDDD
BoggyB: *steals stolen page* >3

How long do you wish to play? There are lots of other villains that wish to play in the arcade too, and they'd be more than happy to yank you out of your seat and throw you off the side of the tower. It's not like you can play forever, ya know; you might get CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDOME D=

(Please specify time in posts, it makes things easier.)

SC 3.0 says, "I'm sorry, but that is an incorrect password, Uberbob This Is L33tz4n Shuriken And Fawriel And That's Fooruman. If you wish to see [corny musiak and flashy light effects] THE GREAT AND MIGHTY RULER OF THIS MULTIVERSE, THE UNCONTESTED, UNMATCHABLE MASTER OF CHAOS AND DISCHORD, THE ONE, THE ONLY...UNFOORUMAN!!! [/corny musiak and flashy light effects] You'll have to either schedule with him outside of Unfoo Tower or input the correct password. Have a nice day! =D

Oh, we're going to carry on playing until we win something decent.

BTW, what's the blast radius of that nuke like? As in, can we use it on smarterchild without blowing ourselves up in the process?

Take a sip from the EVIL GATORADE.
Keep playing the slot machine.

...And we can kill/destroy/get rid of SmarterClild 3.0 easily. Trial and error works.

BoggyB: If you're a good ten miles away, you won't get gibbed by the blast radius, but it's the radiation you have to worry about. The blast could probably decimate all of Unfoo.
Ekard: You drank all the delicious Gatorade eariler because you were so thirsty D=

*STICK* *STICK* *DANGER MUFFIN*
You win a Dangerous Stick!

ANALYZE DANGEROUS STICK =D=D

Keep playing TTR.

If the last save point was post #888, then use the nuke (as that way if it gibs us all we don't have to redo this room)

It's a stick, but it's pointy tip makes it dangerous to anyone on the recieveing end of it's pokeage. NOT Good for playing fetch.

Action: Poke some random person with dangerous stick
Action: Play slot machine again

The game automatically saves after every DM post, so it doesn't really matter. If someone gave Uberbob a wedgie and he subsequently died, he'd load just after he got the wedgie. However, if you got yourself into an unsolveable stituation, (like falling into a pit, for instance) you'd reload before you fell into the pit with all your stuff. Or something. =P

You send Leetzan out to smite someone with the Dangerous Stick. While she does that, you ponder teh awesome game modes of TTR...

-Tutorial
-Song Attack
-Vocollapse!
-Hangman
-Challenge

You're just starting to get the hang of this game, so you might want to practice using a low-finger song first. A cry of a wolf can be hard just outside the arcade, as well as the sudden gust of wind, and the following WHAM! of your scaley comrade hitting the side of the TTR maching again. "I p0k3d 73h 8iG 84d \/\/01f," says a dazed Leetzan, getting up to try the one-armed bandit again.

*EBAY* *=D* *BAR*
Sorry, no prize here.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

The game automatically saves after every DM post, so it doesn't really matter. If someone gave Uberbob a wedgie and he subsequently died, he'd load just after he got the wedgie. However, if you got yourself into an unsolveable stituation, (like falling into a pit, for instance) you'd reload before you fell into the pit with all your stuff. Or something. =P

More specifically, the game saves after every event in which you are not completely screwed. Like, if you've spent the last twenty pages falling down a put with no chance to survive (make your time), you would load from before you fell.

Feed SmarterChild the nuke! (obviously set the timer first - just to whatever is enough to make sure it blows up (inside) smarterchild)

SC has been (re)built to withstand the mightiest of nuclear blasts. Blame Unfooruman =D

Now why am I not suprised?

Tell SmarterChild the password is "Lem_Gambino and Radium are the best DMs ever!"

Play Song Attack

"Lem_Gambino and Radium are the best DMs ever!" you tell SC. "Are they now? I'll have to meet them sometime," SC replies. "I'm sorry, but that is an incorrect password." SC punches you in the face with his metal fist. You obtained Broken Tooth!

CHOOSE YOUR DIFFICULTY LEVEL:
-Beginner
-Light
-Standard
-Heavy

Inventory:
-Pandora's Goggles
-Black Armor
-Katana
-Ninja Pants
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-Whip of Beating +9
-Tunic
-Beanbean Coin x100
-Nuclear Warhead
-Dangerous Stick
-Broken Tooth

Apparently, flattery won't get you everywhere.


Choose the Beginner level. Tell L33tz4n to continue playing the slot machine. Also scan SmarterChild.

Steal keyboard from TTR machine
Plug the keyboard into SC
Have L33tz4n uberhack SC

Originally Posted by Xion

Have L33tz4n uberhack SC

I bet another $30 that it's haxproof.

...do we have a screwdriver? Lets stab him with it.

Smarter Child v3.0- The third rebuild of Smarter Child, a robot built by George 5000 for Unfooruman's security system. It has no weaponry to speak of, except its 1,000 horsepower punch and nigh-impervious armor. It's possible to breach this armor with an Anti-Matter Bomb, but it's EXTREMELY unlikely that L_G will let you have such a device. And it's immune to haxoring, so nyah. =D

CHOOSE A SONG:
-"Stay With Me (Unlikely) by celldweller
-"Paranoia" by Yuri Da Fox
-"Funny Bunny Rap" Originally made by Craig McCracken, remixed by Lem_Gambino (He wishes =P)
-"Brinstar Theme (Ben Lewis Mix)" Orignally by Nintendo, remixed by Ben Lewis

You need to play 1 more time(s) to unlock another song.

*=D* *=D* *D=*

Srynoprzekplzplyagn.

Cooba gets $30!

I'll give the party a screwdriver if you tell me how you got the avatars to work again.

What exactly is your problem? Can't find the avatar section of the user CP? Can't get one to upload right?

I've been on this forum for a while, and I've never seen anyone use the avatar feature for some odd reason. I assumed it was disabled or something, but now that I've been enlightened...>=) *goes to User Control Panel*

EDIT: <--- This shall serve as my temporary avatar until I feel less lazy. =P

Avatars were only just introduced today.

*feels like an idiot now* =/

Did you HAVE to tell him that?
Screwdriver. Now. Gimme. >(

Edit: Oh, and, erm. *pats Lem*

Here. *takes a screwdriver from garage and hands to Faw* There. XD Now make the characters do something.

...receive screwdriver from Faw? I mean.. *points at self* Me-Faw.

Faw is currently away from the party, and real-life Faw can't give you a screw driver D=

Rip handle off slot machine
Attack SC

Both the Evil Slot Machine of Happiness and SC are indestructible.

>O

Play Boomerang on Darksteel Forge

Play one more song of TTR, and have L33tz4n pull the handle.

Which song?

*D=* *D=* *BAR*

Both you and Leetzan suddenly become depressed...

EDIT: Refresh my memory, Xion: What do Boomerang and Darksteel Forge do?

Tell L33tz4n to uberhack the TTR machine now that she can unscrew the panel.

Not sure about DarkSteel Forge but Boomerang returns the target card to its owner's hand I think.

Leetzan tries to unscrew the panel, but the boltheads only support those annoying three-sided screwdrivers instad of the standard foursided ones. D=

Action: Try prying the panel open
Action: Select 'Funny Bunny Rap' on TTR machine
Action: Play slot machine

Originally Posted by Ekardnamal

Action: Try prying the panel open

With what?

The sheer hilarity induced by the Funny Bunny Rap causes you to fall out of your seat, laughing out loud whilst rolling on the floor. Leetzan follows suit. Because you were not present at the TTR machine for much of the song, your grade is:
E
You win five Evil Arcade Tokens!

You unlocked a new song!

CHOOSE A SONG:
-"Stay With Me (Unlikely) by celldweller (4 feet)
-"Paranoia" by Yuri Da Fox (6 feet)
-"Funny Bunny Rap" Originally made by Craig McCracken, remixed by Lem_Gambino (He wishes =P) (5 feet)
-"Brinstar Theme (Ben Lewis Mix)" Orignally by Nintendo, remixed by Ben Lewis (5 feet)
-"DrWily Haunts Flashman" Originally by Capcom, remixed by Mattias Holmgren (7 feet)

More feet = Harder song. >=)

PRESS ESC TO GO BACK TO MODE SELECT

*FIRST AID* *FIRST AID* *FIRST AID*

You win a Phoenix Down!

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

With what?

With the screwdriver.

Press ESC
Play Brinstar Theme
Scan Phoenix Down