The castle bits appeared to be part of his ear, now. Looks like it would have been wiser to remove the castle bits before Faw cast his spell.

And this page is part of Risp's collection of claimed pages! It would be wise if none of you tried to claim it after this!

Tell Faw to use his uber magic skillz to remove the castle bits from his ear. If he refuses, then blame him for the castle bits being there.

Oh, and attempt to claim the page as well.

"Faw, use your awesome surgical magic to remove those castle bits from that guy's ears."
"That would kill him, since the castle bits were made part of his ears by-"
"Useless! YOU are the reason the castle bits are there, and you can't even remove them!" I pushed Faw onto the floor and danced around him, calling him names.

I tried to claim the page, but then I died and went to the abyss of hell. It was full of various versions of Xion. Exits were down and plot convenience.

Kill the man, take the castle pieces out of his ears, and ask Faw to ressurect him.

Faw can't cast ressurection again for a while. I would normally say 'for the rest of the battle', but this isn't a battle. I would have gone through with your command sans the last part, but I felt pity.

Originally Posted by Risp

"You are worthless."

Not what I want to hear.

From anyone. I don't care if this game is meaningless, I'd rather it be meaningless and happy than meaninless and depressing. It's been like this the entire game just about. =P

Wait until Faw can ressurect again by profusely opologizing to him and telling him he has one free shot. (With his fist, no magic.)

Suddenly, I had a change of heart. "Faw, I'm sorry for everything."
"Everything?"
"Everything." He didn't seem that surprised at this change. Maybe it was a good idea. "I've had a change in heart. I want to be kinder, more compassionate from now on. Now let's wait here for a while, relax, celebrate my change for the better, then kill that candian guy."
"That sounds nice... what?"
"And take the castle bits out of him then bring him back to life."
"...oh." Faw looked relieved.
"Now, punch me."
Faw suddenly looked pained. "But I thought we were friends!"
"For, what, the last ten seconds?" Wow, I was feeling more lucid already!
"Err."
"Look, feel free. It'll take away stress."
By now everybody was crowding in.
"Fine, fine." Faw punched me. It was fairly harder then I expected. I guess walking around everywhere in chainmail and carrying heavy equipment did make Faw a bit stronger. Araches cheered.

=D



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EDIT: Now stay this way the rest of the game.

EDITEDIT: By "this" I mean not evil and mean to your companions. Not partying forever.

We stayed there, partying, until Blackraptor's troops took over the world and killed us. The end.

No. You didn't have bold on.

Get up, shake hands with Faw and tell him to alert everyone when he can revive a dead guy.

Then fall asleep on the spot.

Originally Posted by MSB3000

No. You didn't have bold on.

No no no, it's didn't say Simon Says

I didn't have bold on because I don't want some idiot thinking that was a real DM post.

I'm assuming you also want me to pass a lot of time.

Later, that night...

"Hey, Faw, wake up!"
Faw woke up, yawning.
"It's time."
I pointed to the corpse of the canadian man. "I killed him not long after you went asleep, because I was getting bored and he looked to be getting impatient. I also took the castle bits out. Bring him back."
Faw cast the spell, and the night was thrust back by the same cheesy pillar of light as last time. The canadian man rose from the ground, this time with ears that, while functional, looked like they were full of horrible wounds healed by time. In a way they were.
I was feeling that my great change of heart had suddenly made me smarter.

I'm sorry, I just got tired of narrating an idiot. I'll go back soon, I promise D=

Ask him what had happened to the castle, and if it was his.

"What happened to you? With that castle?"
"It collapsed as I was... walking by."
"Oh, okay. Is it yours?"
"No."
I looked at the collapsed fort. One of the big blocks had "Your all stupid" carved into it. It looked faintly familiar, but I couldn't exactly remember why.

A magic cookie to the first person who correctly guesses what this collapsed structure was, and who made it.

Ask him if he would like to join your party and adventure for a good cause.

Notanedit: Uberbob made it.

"Would you want to join my party?"
"Will there be chips?"
"There will be adventuring for a good cause."
"No thank you, then. Doesn't sound like my kind of party."

We may buy chips if you'd like them, when we come across a store. That is, if you join our party.

"If you follow us I might buy some chips for you."
"The chips aren't important. I asked you about chips because I thought you were talking about a party, not a Party. Look, I don't want to go around having villians try to kill me. I've died enough already."

We can just ressurect you again?

Grab the Party and touch touch-to-warp side of the magic map against the man, and hope everybody ends up in the same area.

"We can bring you back to life again."
"No, no, that isn't the point-"
I ran towards the guy and pressed my map on him. Nothing happened. The map appears not to do anything when you apply equal pressure to all the icons.

No, no, no. Touch one location of it against him.

I tried to touch the map against him again, but this time he wasn't surprised by my move and dodged.

Give the map to Araches.

I handed the map to Araches, who was still asleep despite all the killing and SFX. She didn't take it, given as she was asleep.

Ask people who are awake what the castle was for, don't ask the Canadian guy again please.

"What was this castle for?" I asked, for lack of a better person, Faw.
"I dunno. You were the one who made it. Ask yourself."

The magic cookie deal is now officially off.

Look in a reflective surface and ask what the castle was for, and then try to remember.

What time is it?

Go west and west, then trade the Bottle full of Canadian Bits for the Ruby slippers. Equip them, then go back east and east.

Don't listen to AE's move and use MSB's move.

I looked for a reflective surface to ask what the castle was made for, to no avail. I decided instead to ask the time of day. "Around two thirty in the morning, what was this castle made for?"

No response.

I was asking you, almighty Risp, what time of day it is.

You got your answer. I just don't like stating things in the exact way you ask them.

Search Araches for the first-aid kit before she wakes up.

I took the first-aid kit from Araches, who was unable to really hide it in that outfit. She began to stir.

Inventory

Ask Faw to hold onto it for safekeeping, and warp him to the Superwhatever Megatropolis island with you.

"Here, Faw, take this first-aid kit."
He took the first-aid kit and we left for Super Ultra Megatropolis. Super Ultra Uber Megatropolis. Whatever it was called.

Examine surroundings.

I was at the piers. On a pier. Faw was on the pier too. The pier was on, I suppose, the water. Not much water, because most of it had been drained, but still some. There was one exit, leading north.

Skip north.

I skipped north, singing a song. Faw followed me at some distance, acting like he didn't know me. The roads contined in all four compass directions from here.

Narrating walking around can get boring D=