Darksteel Forge: All Artifacts are indestructable.
Boomerang: Return target pernament to its owner's hand.

I am totally at a loss as to what we do.

Pageclaim: Take the page of the forum and write your name on the back of it.

You're supposed to find a way into Unfoo's Lair.

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

You're supposed to find a way into Unfoo's Lair.

By destroying SmartChild, first.

And I say that we should just start looking for an exit.

There are three exits:
-The door leading out to the balcony you came from;
-The door behind SC that leads to Unfoo's Lair;
-and an "Employees Only" door monitored by an enchanted sniper rifle.

You think that the level designer was definately drunk when he/she made this tower. Bored, you take out your hidden Game Boy and-
"Hey Shuri, whaddya doing?" asks Leetzan. Quickly putting away your Game Boy, you say, "Nothing, nothing!" as calmly as possible.
"Um, okay. You wanna switch places?"

BEHOLED TEH POWAR OF CHARACTER INTERACTION!!!11 =D

Weren't we playing Brinstar's theme, and attempting to mangle SmarterChild or the TTR machine with a screwdriver. Speaking of which, ask L33tz4n if she can uberhack the slot machine as well.

Sends a stealth tank out to destroy both Xion and L_G's pageclaims. Actually, just blat the pair of them with an Ion Cannon. Zap!

You played the Funny Bunny Rap and laughed your socks off (that is, if you were wearing socks).

"I already tried h4x0r the slot machine. Apparently, they don't want us to cheat, =P" she replies.

L_G presses right(?) on the D-pad to get the Infared Visor, then pumps the tank with multiple Super Missles.

Tell L33tz4n to go hack... something! That enchanted sniper rifle would be favourite.

Wrong game. Tiberian Sun is not Metroid Prime. And you'd need to press down anyway.
*sends a Mammoth Mk ][ to join the page-claim-killing tank*

The sniper rifle is too high to reach, much less hack.

=P @ BoggyB
L_G powers up the Wavebuster and smites both of BoggyB's tanks.

Scan the enchanted sniper rifle.

...now I wish you idiots hadn't gotten the tail destroyed. It could have de-enchanted the sniper rifle, probably.

Risp rushes in with a force of Brawlers, Warriors, and Pee-Wees and ENERGY MACHINE GUNS everybody to death.

run behind SC and try to have the rifle hit sc

...how about we try to talk to SC like the last time(s)?
Trying to blow him up from the outside has never worked..

we're not blowing him up from the outside...we're shooting him.

Why don't we go back to the balcony and then up the rickety stairs?

Enchanted Sniper Rifle- Shoots non-employees attempting to force entry into the Employees-Only door.

Xion: Pawned. XD
Risp: I think it only works in combat.

"That might not be a bad idea," says Leetzan, seemingly forgetting about the fact that there is a brewing storm outside. Regardless, you triumphantly(sp?) head out the balcony door and up the steps. The icy-cold wind slapping your, the flashes of lighting and rain spattering you doesn't make things easier. In fact, it makes things quite impossible. The steps shudder under your feet/tail, then break into toothpick-sized splinters. Without anything to support you, you fall to a gruesome death...an unsettling SPLAT marks your demise at the bottom of Unfooruman's Tower.

Game loaded from post #929, after you scanned the rifle.

Risp is arrested for an unprovoked attack on innocent civilians.
BoggyB is resurrected and arrested for destruction of JCF property.
L_G is revived and arrested for stealing Space Federation Property from Samus Aran.
=D

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Risp is arrested for an unprovoked attack on innocent civilians.
BoggyB is resurrected and arrested for destruction of JCF property.
L_G is revived and arrested for stealing Space Federation Property from Samus Aran.
=D

*drags along burlap sack containing random laptops stolen from unsuspecting buisnessmen* *pushes them through bars of jail* "There you go. They've got wireless internet access, so go nuts." *sticks tongue out at you*


Ask SmarterChild if he takes bribes.
If so, offer him the screwdriver, saying, "We're really sorry that we accidentally broke your other screwdriver. Please take this one as an apology."

digs out the trusty BFG10k. picks up Quad Damage and Haste for good measure. Blats L_G, ekard, zion, cooba, faw and anyone else who moves. Blats anyone who doesn't move too for good measure. Makes sure to carefully *not* hit the mods.
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Anyway, back to the point of this thread:

Tell l33tz4n to take over from Shuri on TTR, and to get lots of points and tokens.
Get Shuri to ask around and find out if anyone knows what happened to Fooruman.

Stop spamming or you will suffer.

Suffer my wrath, that is. Keep the posts pertinent to the topic.

Sorry, CT ^^;;

Leetzan takes over Shuri's station on TTR. "I'm SO going to pwn this game," she says in an overconfident tone.

You offer the screwdriver to SC. "I'm sorry, but that is neither my screwdriver or the correct password," he says before punching you in the face. Thankfully, you don't lose a tooth.

Garland (Final Fantasy I), Dr. Wily (Mega Man), and Lex Luthor (Justice League Unlimited) are here in the break room. Who do you wish to talk to?

+ Final Fantasy IX >(
Talk to Garland. I'm sure I'm not the only who knows him much better than the other guys.

Talk to Wily
Attempt to get a robot from him by pity.

GARLAND! >((((((((((
We can start chit-chatting with him about his suit in FF9 and how this Darth Vader guy, like, TOTALLY copied it!
...to earn his trust, of course.

No! I'd rather have a robot kick the butt of another robot!

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Lex Luthor (Justice League Unlimited) [/B]

*cough* need I point out that Lex has been around since the original Superman? That's like saying "It was like Frodo, from The Two Towers".

Or "Bilbo, from the Return of the King, you know, at the end there."

I say Wily.

Rad: The JLU Luthor is a miilion and a half times cooler. =P
Faw: This isn't the FFIX Garland; it's the ORIGINAL Garland. The "I'll knock you all down!" one. Dur.

Two for Wily, Two for Garland, none for Lex. Guy needs to lose weight anyway.

@Radium: I think Lem means the Lex from the Justice League Unlimited series...

It's like...um...comparing Megaman from Megaman 1 and Megaman from Megaman X. Two completely different setups of powers and the like, but it's still the same person. Right?

Anyways, I say we yell random obscenities at SC.

Actually, 1 vote for Garland. Faw voted twice.

--FAW D=<

You explain your plight to Wily. "...and that's why we're wondering if you could help us."
"You could help ME out...BY FIGURING OUT HOW TO STOP THAT ACCURSED MEGA MAN!!!" he shouts before breaking into tears. "There there, buddy. I'm sure if you could KNOCK HIM DOWN he would be of little threat to you," says a reassuring Garland. Suddenly, Wily sits up with a look of inspiration on his face, and blurts out "Of course! Why didn't I see it before?!" before scribbling something on a piece of paper. "Idiots," Luthor mumbles.

You can't shout obscenities because all that comes out is "Asterisk x4!!" or however many letters an obscenity contains.

In fact, because of the filters here, you would probably end up saying (-)* or such.

...and no, I didn't actually type an obscenity in there.

I did a random fanart of Araches a while back, so here it is...



Like it? I know it looks a bit odd, and I've improved a lot since then...

Originally Posted by Ekardnamal

I did a random fanart of Araches a while back, so here it is...

Yay! People care about the Uberbob thread! Nice picture.

Would you want me to give my generic harsh critique I give to people like Faw, just ask. Since this is outside of the Art Forum, I won't do it by default.

Now, I've viewed a lot of anthropomorphic art before...

but that face has to be, by far, the SCARIEST face I have ever seen.

Also, about the story, say "Well, I believe that little metal cretin over there is Megaman but in another shell...I think you can enact your revenge now."

I disagree. =P I just hope the game hasn't come to a screeching halt...

Wily looks over at SC and says, "I may be a mad doctor, but I'm not stupid! Unfooruman STRICTLY stated NOT to remove or destroy Smarter Child. Besides, he's indestuctable anyway. Equals sign-capital p."

Hmmm. Is there a computer, terminal, web kiosk or anything similar in this room? wireless access point maybe (running 802.11u, of course)

*nudges Xion* It's not scary, it's CUTE! >(

There is a computer that the Evil Arcade Cashier uses just behind his desk.

Ask the Evil Arcade Cashier if we can use his computer.

Originally Posted by Fawriel

*nudges Xion* It's not scary, it's CUTE! >(

Thanks...

Action: Go back to playing TTR

CHOOSE A SONG:
-"Stay With Me (Unlikely) by celldweller (4 feet)
-"Paranoia" by Yuri Da Fox (6 feet)
-"Funny Bunny Rap" Originally made by Craig McCracken, remixed by Lem_Gambino (He wishes =P) (5 feet)
-"Brinstar Theme (Ben Lewis Mix)" Orignally by Nintendo, remixed by Ben Lewis (5 feet)
-"DrWily Haunts Flashman" Originally by Capcom, remixed by Mattias Holmgren (7 feet)

You send Leetzan to ask Fred (the cashier, he's an Orc) if you want to use his computer. "Sorry, but I can't permit haxors like you to access the store network...unless you're willing to purge all the ugly spyware from my PC," he replies. Leetzan grins. This exactly what she's been wanting to do for like, forever! =D
"ShuricanIpleasepleaseusetheniceman'scomputerandstu ff??????///^_^" she asks you.

Since I didn't do it last time (D=), you play the Brinstar Remix.
Your grade for this song is:
B

You win 30 tokens!