Carry on through the hole. If we see a bee or turtle, blat it before it gets any nearer.

...what the...

Lem...I don't want to know what you're rambling about.

Analyze: gun
--Check for any ammunition counts.

Still working on the sprites. They're a bit of a cleaner, chibi-er style than before. Compare the evolution:

Original sprite:


Second sprite:


New sprite (I'll probably shrink it more later):

*Hides chibi-L33tz4n from whoever may go nuts over seeing it*

Rad: =D
Xion: --XION x2

You jump into the hole, blaster at the ready. Thankfully, this room is rather small for a turtle or even a beehive. Perhaps it was the ugly block um...blocking the entrance. The room is lit up via the dim glow of a computer screen sitting on the left of your position, hooked up to a far more advanced computer than the one you were sitting at earlier (it's a Sony VAIO(sp?) =D). On the other side is a wooden crate, seemingly untouched by anyone or thing in this area (or universe, perhaps). You can see a capsule-shaped emblem painted on the side of the crate in jet-black paint.

Your munitions are:
-Blaster x∞

Lart the box, and have a look at the computer screen.

You shoot the box. It writhes in pain as its wooden guts scatter everywhere, before being cleaned up by teh In-Game Gremlins.

In the ruins of the gibbed box, five large capsule-shaped objects lay on the ground. Their appearance is a smooth, rubbery texture, like those silly "Mighty Beans" children obsess over. Waste of money if you ask me.

A closer examination of the computer monitor reveals the following information:
Welcome to the Quick Changer v3.3789! How can I be of assistance?
-Change
-Help
-Settings

Pick up the beans

-Help

Obtained 15 rounds of Blue Bullet Bouncer Ammo!

This OS is designed to transform you into people that you've spent a lot of time adventuring with, such as some guy on a boat to your closest friends. Our advnaced DNA scanner-transformer will make this process (relatively) quick and painless! If you have any trouble, please contact

The rest of the text ends in scrambled lines of unintelligable code. =P

Hmmm...

-Settings

Please enter password:

>_

Überhack the computer.

For once, your uberhacksing skills work!

>*insert password here since the filtering system doesn't aloo you to but multiple asterisks here =/*
HA! Did you really think you'd find a "Settings" menu here, mortal?! I, Mister Control Freak, rule all in this realm! Survive your journey and MAYBE I'll allow you to escape. XD

mumble profanity.

- change

"Profanity..." you mumble. You'd mumble too if you're trapped inside a video game world. =P

Select Character:
-Uberbob
-Fooruman
-Araches
-Fawriel
-Shuriken
-Leetzan (you are her)
-Furious

Does changing only change your physical form, or does it also change your mind (i.e., if I choose Furious do we loose control?)

You keep your mind, but lose your body for a new one. You get all their powers too (i.e.: Araches' Dark Magic)

hm...

Let's change into Araches Fooruman and try to megawarp.

You select Fooruman from the menu.

Confirm Change? (Shell Inc. cannot be held responsible for any mutation accidents. Should something happen, please contact your local Mutant Control Center.) Y/N

Y

Can we have an update on Shuri?

You don't know what Shuri is doing, but you bet she's still playing TTR or something.

A cloud of nanites come out of the machine and attack your body, yanking out the old molecules and replacing them with new ones, whilst keeping your brain intact. You can feel your body somehow getting older a more frail, and you could've sworn you just grown a beard and devloped a taste for base metal bread. The cloud of nanites subsides. You look down and see that your reptillian self has been replaced by that of the old man you've been traveling with now. Every aspect of Fooruman, from the crackling of your old bones to the absurdly long beard, to the fact that you somehow forgot how to summon and now know how to ward off Irish people and disable paper springs.

You are The Navigator Fooruman. Sort of.

You have obtained a strange urge to cast Megawarp. Please input X-Y-Z coordinates.

..will 0,0,0 take us to the Cafe at the End of the Universe?

214,32,4.

Faw: Dunno. Never read Hitcher's Guide to the Galaxy. Please don't hurt meh D=

The mystical energies distort and disassemble your body, molecule by molecule, as the Megawarp spell takes effect. Finally, you find you yourself taken out the current location you're in, as though a giant hand picked you up and dropped you somewhere else.

And that somewhere else happens to be the Recycle Bin.

Before you can react, diabolical laughter fills the air, and your body is somehow imploded by an evil electronic force. Looks like the computer just freed up some hard drive space.

Game reloaded from post #1061, before you changed into Fooruman.

Action: Check X, Y, X coordinates of where you are now

Fawirel

You're problably somewhere in the top-left portion of the level.

The nanites transform you into Fawriel. You know white magic now! And some other magic skills or something.

List all skills, abilities, items, enchantments, spells, curses, ...

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

The nanites transform you into Fawriel. You know white magic now! And some other magic skills or something.

MOJO! =D

Well.. look around if there are any ways out.

You can easily go: UP

Faw's skills:
-Heal (restores one Heart.)
-Mass Power Restore (Distribute own MP among allies.)
-Raise (Resurrect one ally)
-Visions (Allows Faw to see stuff.)

Cast: Visions

What do you wish to see?

The episodes of Inu Yasha after sucky RTL2 stopped showing them.

You see a bunch of random pictures of Inuyasha and his friends doing random things randomly (and some stuff that shouldn't be there). =o

Wow. I could make a lot of money with that.

Try to see where Uberbob and the others are.

Raise Fooruman

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

Fawirel

D<<<<

Cooba: Corrected.

Fooruman isn't dead.

You can't cast Visions again for another seven posts. Cooldown time stinx, don't it?

Don't make me post another six posts saying "WOT!!!!!! >(". =P

I think he means 7 DM posts.

Cast Heal if it will have an effect (i.e. only cast it if we will gain health)