Wait

Pageclaim in the name of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Your health is maxed out. =P

Visions Cooldown: 3 posts.

Okay, so it's not 7 DM posts. Now to think of something to post that is completely pointless but unarguably on-topic.

Any fallen comrades?

I say we change into Araches and use her fox-like nimbleness to get up to that platform we couldn't get to as L33tz4n.

All of the characters can jump the same height. I think.

As far as you know, your comrades are alive.

Funny...the "Araches" opition grayed itself out on the menu screen...O_o

um...wat?

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

All of the characters can jump the same height. I think.

As far as you know, your comrades are alive.

Funny...the "Araches" opition grayed itself out on the menu screen...O_o

That's what.

Shuriken!

Confirm Change? (Shell Inc. cannot be held responsible for any mutation accidents. Should something happen, please contact your local Mutant Control Center.) Y/N

N!
Cooldown time is over.
Stay Fawriel and look what happened to Uberbob and the others!

Change cancelled. D=

What you see is not to your liking. You see a pool of piranha-infested wavacid (water, acid, and lava) with spikes jutting out. Upon said spikes are the dead corpses of several people, including Uberbob, Araches, and Fawriel. Their souls are floating around mindlessly, moaning in their unintelligable ghost voice. However, that doesn't mean they don't know how to write. Araches dips her ghostly finger into the wavacid and writes a message on the wall...

"Unfooruman has claimed our lives. He tortured us, forcing us to watch old reruns of "The Munsters" backwards in spanish, WITHOUT ANY SUBTITLES! The sheer amount of insanity has driven us to madness. We killed each other unwillingly, unable to control ourselves due the overstimulation from the torture. If anyone reads this, Unfoo must be stopped. He is offering our souls to bring forth a storm of unholy creatures from the underworld. The only way to stop this is to destroy Unfooruman, as he is the only one who can cast the spell. I believe that the has taken our life energy and stored it within himself so he can cast the spell; slay him and our lives will return to normal. Fail, and we can kiss our axes goodbye.

"One more thing...my friend, Some Gal in a Wizard's Robe, or Sugiawar as she likes to be called, owes me five gold coins. She rents movies from Blockbusted WAAAAAY too much. =P"

Revive Fawriel!

Three reasons why that won't work:
Uno: You're stuck inside a computer.
Dos: You're out of range.
Tres: Only Sux Magic can penetrate the magic barrier that Unfoo most likely set up.

did you say...sux magic?

Change: Unfooruman.

ERROR: Unfooruman not detected within Quick Changer database. If you feel this was a mistake, please contact Shell Inc's tech support line at

More garbled code. Kinda makes you think about how reliable this machine is.

Hmmm... Morph back to L33tz4n and uberhack the machine to give us unfooruman as well.

Please insert biological material from subject "Unfooruman" to add him to this data base, Mr./Mrs./Ms. h4xa107.

A small hatch on the side of the control panel opens up. What do you wish to put into it?

-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-BFG-3000 Blaster
-Tunic
-Blue Bullet Bouncer x15

1x blue bullet bouncer

You insert a round of the bouncy ammo into the machine.

ANALYZING...

No biological material detected. If you feel this was an error, or you believe there is a problem with this machine, please contact Shell Inc's technical support at

The garbled code strikes again!

It's days like these I wish we had kept some Traftonberries....

Change: Fooruman
Accept

The Quick Changer works it technomojo, transforming you back into the Sux Mage Fooruman!

List all abilities, spells, items, enchantments, artifacts, creatures, sourcerys, instants...

Inventory:
-Druid's Robe
-Yellow Contact Lens x1
-BFG-3000 Blaster
-Tunic
-Blue Bullet Bouncer x15
-Wizard's Staff
-Wizard's Hat
-Wizard's Robe

Spells:
-Melt Screwdriver
-Melt Rubber
-Disable Paper Spring
-Invert Lens Color
-Sulfur Ward
-Irish Ward
-Damage Wooden Surface
-Megawarp

You suddenly remember that you don't play Magic: The Gathering, nor do you own any cards. D=

Megawarp: 0,0,0

You fall into a black hole and die horribly. Game loaded from post #1104.

Fire a blue bullet bouncer straight up thru the hole.

Megawarp: 200,200,50

(I'm just killing time untill a plan presents itself.)

Gun in hand, you unleash rubbery fury up into the air...and hit nothing. Now, why would you waste such a perfectly good shot on such an imperfect target? O_o

You Megawarp to San Jose, only to be run over by a speeding truck. Game reloaded.

Megawarp: 200,200.50,50

Megawarp: Pi, Pi², Pi³. I claim post 1111.

Both take you to arid deserts, where you dry up and die from lack of food and water. Game Loaded from post #1109.

Answer me this: would you rather have me or Rad as a DM?
Me: More video game cameos.
Rad: More player torture.

Choose wisely, grasshoppers...

Both!

RAD

whomever brings closure to the game.

BoggyB: "Both!" is not an answer, but thanks for your support. Boggy gains Cookie +1!
Cooba: Noted. ++RAD
Xion: We both kinda decided on the same ending. I think.

I'm asking you this because Rad is planning on taking over the thread again soon; when, I can't say because he seems semi-busy now. =P

Anyway, you've been transfromed into and old man capable of devastating but useless Sux Magic, standing inside a hole with one of JJ2's Quick Change Monitors. Surely at least ONE person has played JJ2 before...

I did, and you told me this isn't JJ2. ;|

Escape through a gap in the ceiling

Yay! Cookie!
*taps Cookie to give self a never-ending supply. Gives one each to all the mods, L_G and Radium (as I'm feeling generous)*

Try inverting the lens colour of the computer

JJ2 NERD

Originally Posted by Lem_Gambino

I'm asking you this because Rad is planning on taking over the thread again soon; when, I can't say because he seems semi-busy now. =P

Well, he told me he has some school project that will keep busy till about wednesday, then he still needs to finish making all the graphics for the new engine (he has made a good start, though.)