Sep 13, 2003, 07:31 AM | |
You walk up to a random person. It's a human, appearing to be in his early twenties. "Hi," he says, "my names Jay Suoiruf. That's said 'sau-ee-rough'. How can I help you?"
"Do you know where that dentist went, or where his office is?" you ask. "Well, he probably warped to the Mars Station. They have an academy for training all kinds of doctors there," he replies, "I just finished high school this year. I'm thinking about becoming a doctor... or a firefighter... ah, I dunno. I just want to help people," he says happily. Looking down, he notices the chip you are holding. "Oy, that looks like a hard drive from one of those space robots." Mahpage. |
Sep 13, 2003, 08:11 AM | |
You decide to gather your party. You go into ChaosClothing and find L33tz4n, who has just bought some form of green druidish clothing and a whip (where'd I get that idea?). Araches is also just outside the building, holding a staff and wearing what appears to be a dark red leather dress. Evidently, nobody liked their old clothes that survived several fires and floods, because you find Fawriel in Conquista's wearing some kind of armor. He has a spear tied to his back and appears to be buying every box of Frosted Flakes for an unknown reason. Everyone in your party gives you the last 50 cents of their 12.50, because you can't get anything for less than a dollar (unless it's some cliche price like 99 cents).
All old tattered clothing (sans Snufuss Robe) has been automatically added to the Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire due to my lack of wanting to keep track, making it the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire. |
Sep 13, 2003, 08:11 AM | ||
Radium: The latest version of Xion is 9.2U, not 1.23. XD
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Now I know why faw is always weird.
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Sep 13, 2003, 08:22 AM | ||
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Sep 13, 2003, 08:25 AM | |
'Y know, if you blur your eyes the word "LJ looks like a square.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Sep 13, 2003, 09:07 AM | |
Ask: Conquista: Best Chinese Place?
(and can I ask something? If the dentist goes to mars, how did Xion's chip get off of Pioneer 2 Circling Ragol maybe 2 lightyears away from earth, let alone mars. The only way that it could get into the trash near Mars is if the Anarchist was there...)
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Sep 13, 2003, 09:11 AM | |||
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Conquista agrees that her evil chinese food is the best. |
Sep 13, 2003, 09:21 AM | |||
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The dentist has not returned, but there're probably a few others in Conquista's. |
Sep 13, 2003, 09:43 AM | |
You look among the evil people, finally selecting a kind looking lawyer to speak to. "Hello, do you know any way to get to Mars Station?" you ask him.
"No, but I have these three 'Chaos Graps' I'm interested in trading for," he responds. |
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