Yes Radium, do it.
I claim page 32 in the name of my mithril-searcing fiesta.

Fawriel raises his hands and Araches/L33tz4n is raised from the dead in a cheesy pillar of light
Furious violently tackles Ice Hydra. (8 damage)
Ice Hydra dies
Shuriken defends
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Faw/Uberbob defends
Scholar Sam defends
Grandma Conquista defends
Perfect Solstice casts Legacy, and the power of two thousand years of history focus into his trunk. Solstice gets decursed, gets healed fully, gains teleportation, and obtains double defense!
Perfect Solstice defends

CHAAAAAAAARGEEEE! (The Spartans call this 'false courage' because you're just trying to make you stop running away by shouting at yourself rather than the enemy).

Furious: S, attack Jim.
Araches/Leetsan: on Succubus, then defend.
Hypnoed Succubus: 2xE. Then attack self. (Can you make hypnoed people do this?)
Grandma: Attack Succubus.
Faw/Bob: W, attack Succubus.
Fooruman: W, attack Succubus.
Sam: Defend.
Shuriken: Defend.

No, you can't make the hypnotized people attack self D=
It wouldn't work because I built the engine so you attack by moving into people (and moving into yourself poses the classic "chasing your tail" problem dogs run into) and because it would make Seppuku unspecial.

The foos!

Furious: S, attack Jim.
Araches/Leetsan: on Succubus, then defend.
Hypnoed Succubus: 3xE.
Grandma: Attack Succubus.
Faw/Bob: Attack Succubus.
Fooruman: Attack Succubus.
Sam: Attack Succubus.
Shuriken: Defend.

Furious violently tackles Jim. (8 damage)
L33tz4n bends the Snow Succubus to her will
Conquista smashes her battleaxe through the Snow Succubus with the power of fear, fire, and ultimate evil! (7 damage)
Sam kicks the Snow Succubus. (3 damage)
Uberbob slaps and Faw stabs the Snow Succubus (6 damage)
Fooruman and his canoe fight the Snow Succubus. Mainly the canoe. (5 damage)
Shuriken defends
Araches/L33tz4n defends
Araches/L33tz4n gets a third cut off by a fish-shaped blast of twinkling light from Perfect Solstice
Frosty thorns tear into Araches/L33tz4n's skin! (7 damage)
Araches/L33tz4n dies
Furious the Monkeyboy is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Furious the Monkeyboy is bitten by Jim the Ice Hydra. (6 damage)

Sam: Defend.
Furious: Attack ICE HYDRA.
Shuriken: Foshzzle on Jim.
Grandma: Attack Succubus.
Fooruman: W, attack Succubus.
Bob/Faw: S, attack Succubus.

Fooruman and his canoe fight the Snow Succubus. Mainly the canoe. (5 damage)
Uberbob slaps and Faw stabs the Snow Succubus (6 damage)
Conquista smashes her battleaxe through the Snow Succubus with the power of fear, fire, and ultimate evil! (7 damage)
the Snow Succubus dies
Scholar Sam defends
Shuriken dubiously does a few dance moves, then gives up and throws a snowball of VENGANCE at Jim
Jim dies
Furious violently tackles ICE HYDRA. (8 damage)
Furious the Monkeyboy is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Frosty thorns tear into Furious the Monkeyboy's skin! (7 damage)
Furious the Monkeyboy dies

Darn it! I edited my post too late!

Sorry D=

No, I edited my post too late. :P
Everyone else, please teach me how to sense whether Radium is being sarcastic or not.

Grandma: Fireball on ICE HYDRA, defend.
Fooruman: 2xW.
Bob/Faw: SW.
Sam: 2xS.
Shuri: Attack Box.

Detecting RADDYSARCASM is an ART


Conquista raises her battleaxe and a screeching ball of fire descends from the sky upon ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Shuriken dramatically slices the box (5 damage)

...wot?

I'm not sure I fully agree...

Me neither, Faw, but wait till I've read and figured out everything.

Cooba, do you read the strategy thread at all? ;/

If I haven't been reading it then it wouldn't have any posts of mine, I guess.

Fooruman: N.
Shuriken: Cast Haste on Faw/Bob, and defend.
Faw/Bob: 2xW and attack ICE HYDRA.
Grandma: W.
Sam: 2xW.

I hereby declare my agreement to WR's post. >O

Dito.

Fine, fine D=.

Originally Posted by Haste's Description

+1 movement. Takes effect round AFTER it is cast."

You missed this D=

If you think I went back in time and told myself to change Haste, quote this post.

Waitwaitwait. How does casting Haste on Fawbob make sense? It was supposed to let them kill the Ice Hydra in one turn, but since that isn't possible now..?

Fawbob: NW, SW.
Fooruman: E, NE.
Sam: NW, N.
Shuri: Defend,\.

Defend for Grandma as well.
And Shuri, don't defend. Cast haste on, er, Bob/Faw.

EDIT: Rad, don't move yet! We've more to discuss in the strategy thread.

Originally Posted by Fawriel

Waitwaitwait. How does casting Haste on Fawbob make sense? It was supposed to let them kill the Ice Hydra in one turn, but since that isn't possible now..?

Wait, wait, wait. I'm the enemy, and as so I'm not supposed to help you, but this statement is so absurd I have to disagree. You have a completly protected spellcaster who has nothing to do for the next 20 turns, a spell that increases someone's speed, and a bunch of relatively slow people. How does it not make sense?

So you're saying that we should randomly use a possibly valuable spell at some point simply because we can? =P
Then again, I didn't put much thought into that. And I'm not going to reveal my strategy to you (as if I had one..)

Originally Posted by Fawriel

So you're saying that we should randomly use a possibly valuable spell at some point simply because we can? =P
Then again, I didn't put much thought into that. And I'm not going to reveal my strategy to you (as if I had one..)

No, I'm saying you should randomly use a possibly valuable spell because WHEN you need it (as was just demonstrated) it will be too late.

Anyway, back to defeating you. Ignore everything I said.

"Haste is just one of those terrible spells that you have to plan ahead for".
planning ahead != randomness

How does Haste work? Is it a charm and therefore permanent?
And it can be cast on other people apart from Shuriken herself, right?

Also: *slaps Faw into the strategy thread*

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

How does Haste work? Is it a charm and therefore permanent?
And it can be cast on other people apart from Shuriken herself, right?

Yes at both.

... did I not emphasize which spells are charms/curses enough? Let me know if I need to add some better description to which are which. Usually people just assume right.

Is there a list of charms/curses?

Also, I look mainly at BoggyB's list of characters/spells, and he wrote '+1 movement to Shuriken' (or words to that effect), and nothing about permanence.

Originally Posted by Radium

Yes at both.

SDAdjasdkjasghkdds OH! >O

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

Is there a list of charms/curses?

Hm.. I guess not. I'll write a quick summary that will hopefully answer all your future questions. You never espect people to get snagged on a technicality like they always manage to do D=

Haste: Charm. +1 movement, takes effect turn after it is cast. Araches' Haste is actually +2 movement. I forget if this is a FEATURE or a mistake.

Poison: Curse. -1 HP per turn.

Bloodlust: Charm. +2 attack power. The graphic is a man on a escalator. I'm surprised nobody brought this up.

Fysics Phailure: Technically it takes up your curse slot, but it's really both good and bad. A character with Physics Phailure will find that their attack sometimes gets really high, and sometimes gets really low, and sometimes is completely different than the number displayed. Sometimes attacks might heals the enemy, or whoever you attacked. You can't tell if will heal or not, but if you're feeling incredibly lucky or incredibly insane, go for it.

Randomtacklemanashackle: Curse. The enemy takes four damage every time they cast a spell.

Anti Magic: I forget if this is a curse or charm, but it really doesn't matter. The target can still cast spells. Some things go through the resistance, mainly Legacy and a most one-turn speed spells.

Wee...

Fawbob: NW, SW.
Fooruman: Raise Araches/Leetsan. E, NE.
Grandma: Defend,
Sam: NW, N.
Shuri: Defend.
Sam: Defend.

The canoe uses its AMAZING HEALING POWERS to resurrect Araches/L33tz4n!
Grandma Conquista defends
Scholar Sam defends
Frosty thorns tear into Araches/L33tz4n's skin! (7 damage)
Etherial vines appear and spin around Solstice, granting him the speed of kudzu!
Frosty thorns tear into Araches/L33tz4n's skin! (7 damage)
Araches/L33tz4n dies

Fooruman: SW, N.
Sam: W.
Grandma: W.
Bob/Faw: Defend.
Shuriken: Haste on Faw. Defend.

Doesn't that have Faw moving into the dead Succubus?

Bob/Faw: Defend.
I also meant Fooruman: SW, NW.
Edit: You are fast.

Did I misread that or did you edit it really fast? D=

Faw/Uberbob defends
Shuriken speeds up time around Faw/Uberbob with a flick of her sword
Shuriken, boxed in (haha pun), defends

To the West!
Bob/Faw: NW.
Fooruman: W.
Grandma: W.
Sam: 2xW.
Shuriken: Attack box.

Only 7 more pages till 40.