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Radium · Dec 3, 2005, 05:43 PM

Pageclaim for the upcoming NOSTALGIC SHOWDOWN
Ironic that Shuri and Solstice both have 17 HP, and Shuri has nothing left but a charge of Ninja Speed and Solstice has nothing left but a charge of Kudzu Speed. Of course, he has double defense, so you're screwed.

Shuriken defends
Frosty thorns tear into the box's cardboard! (7 damage)
the box falls apart

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Blackraptor · Dec 3, 2005, 05:45 PM

Shuri: E, Attack Solstice

Radium · Dec 3, 2005, 05:46 PM

Shuriken furiously slices Perfect Solstice (2 damage)
Frosty thorns tear into Shuriken's skin! (7 damage)
Etherial vines appear and spin around Solstice, granting him the speed of kudzu!
Frosty thorns tear into Shuriken's skin! (7 damage)

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Blackraptor · Dec 3, 2005, 05:47 PM

I lose.

Shuri: Attack Solstice, NINJA SPEED!, Attack Solstice, Die.

Ae · Dec 3, 2005, 05:48 PM

Don't attack, make peace

aokmaniac13 · Dec 3, 2005, 06:31 PM

Sing Silent Night

Murderbeam · Dec 3, 2005, 06:35 PM

Die.(Stupid)

Flee from the battle (possible?)

Make Solsitce become a Pink Pepto-bismol pizza (XD)

Gah, this is impossible.

Dev · Dec 3, 2005, 06:44 PM

No, SPAM! =D

Radium · Dec 3, 2005, 06:59 PM

Shuriken dramatically slices Perfect Solstice (5 damage)
Shuriken focuses on her inner ninja
Shuriken dramatically slices Perfect Solstice (5 damage)
Frosty thorns tear into Shuriken's skin! (14 damage)
Shuriken briefly considers singing Silent Night
Shuriken dies

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_________________________

As Uberbob took the dying rabbit's shotgun, I suddenly felt a stroke of brilliance. "Hey," I addressed the party, "When we walk out there something incredibly powerful is probably going to attack us. When, or if, that happens, we should really think hard before we do anything and get us all killed."
Shuriken looked at me like I was mad. Fawriel nodded with agreement. Uberbob hugged me. With a flick of my hand, I magically set him on fire. I secretly hoped to myself that those strange impulses that had been commanding me to do stupid things would carefully think through their course of action before getting us all killed or something.

Blackraptor · Dec 3, 2005, 07:02 PM

Well, we lost by 5HP. That's not so bad.

Radium · Dec 3, 2005, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackraptor

Well, we lost by 5HP. That's not so bad.

10, really, considering the double defense. And yes, much better than last time.

Ae · Dec 3, 2005, 07:09 PM

Go East, and send Uberbob north to scout the area for danger.

White Rabbit · Dec 4, 2005, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dev

Conquista: attack Solstice
Shuri and Sam: Defend

OMG I go to sleep and you don't even attack the box?!

And then you move Sam away with the box still intact and Shuriklen unable to help?!

Blackraptor · Dec 4, 2005, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

OMG I go to sleep and you don't even attack the box?!

And then you move Sam away with the box still intact and Shuriklen unable to help?!

We would've lost anyways. Even if the box were destroyed and Shuri got out, the solstice would still teleport right next to shuri.

Dev · Dec 4, 2005, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

OMG I go to sleep and you don't even attack the box?!

And then you move Sam away with the box still intact and Shuriklen unable to help?!

I'm sorry.

But yeah, we would have lost anyway, so it doesn't really matter. I'm not posting commands again, so don't worry.

Fawriel · Dec 4, 2005, 09:01 AM

Please do! D=

( Just.. always remember to think before posting. ^^; )

White Rabbit · Dec 4, 2005, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackraptor

We would've lost anyways. Even if the box were destroyed and Shuri got out, the solstice would still teleport right next to shuri.

Ok, we would've lost, but Solstice attacked the remaining 3 character one by one. By attacking Solstice all together (i.e. using Shuriken and Sam at the same time), we could have caused equal damage, but received less.

Radium · Dec 4, 2005, 10:52 AM

"Go east then north," I commanded Uberbob. He froliked away and came back a moment later.
"I found certain death! Everyone come look!"
We all followed Uberbob out, where a series of oddly familiar events followed and some help showed up and stuff.

Grandma Conquista HP:24/24 Charm: Curse:

Furious the Monkeyboy HP:22/22 Charm: Curse:

Ice Hydra with one more HP than the rest HP:21/21 Charm: Curse:

the Snow Succubus HP:38/38 Charm: Curse:

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White Rabbit · Dec 4, 2005, 11:03 AM

(Wait, irrelevant question, but who are we speaking as?)

Fawriel · Dec 4, 2005, 11:04 AM

.....Araches.

White Rabbit · Dec 4, 2005, 11:05 AM

That explains the frolicking.
(Haha, Radium spelt it without a c).

UNKNOWNFILE · Dec 4, 2005, 11:28 AM

Fooruman: Move northwest, attack Snow Succubus.
Sam: Summon the box
Grandma Conquista: Move southwest, attack Snow Succubus.

White Rabbit · Dec 4, 2005, 01:04 PM

Sorry, but I disagree with just about everything UF wrote.

UNKNOWNFILE · Dec 4, 2005, 01:10 PM

Feh

White Rabbit · 07:46 AM

;( No, really... It's just that you did not tell where to summon the box, you don't realize that Fooruman can be attacked by two ice hydras and Succubus, causing 16 damage, and you cannot attack Succubus with Grandma because she has 1 movement point, and moving and attacking needs 2 points. And you haven't given any moves for all the other characters.

Add your suggestions to the strategy thread, but don't try those moves again, heh.

UNKNOWNFILE · Dec 4, 2005, 01:33 PM

ok...

I think summoning an Electrosphere might be a good idea.

Blackraptor · Dec 4, 2005, 03:33 PM

If Radium is online and willing to make a few more nicely .gif'd posts I could try to take these guys on by myself before all the europeans wake up ;O...

Radium · Dec 4, 2005, 03:39 PM

Bring it.

Blackraptor · Dec 4, 2005, 03:45 PM

*Deep Breath*...

Sam: Unload Mana, Manaflare on Grandma Conquista.
Rest: Defend
Conquista: E (yes, into the corner)

Remind me, can you create the block using Manifest Destiny on any tile you choose or does it go in front of the caster?

Risp_old · Dec 4, 2005, 03:49 PM

Anywhere.

Radium · Dec 4, 2005, 03:50 PM

You can put the box on any tile. And it's manifest density, not destiny. It's a pun =D.

Sam feels the MAGICAL EXPLOSION!
Sam points at Grandma Conquista, and the universe shudders with power.
Faw/Uberbob defends
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Shuriken defends
Furious the Monkeyboy defends
Araches/L33tz4n defends
Scholar Sam defends
Ice Hydra defends
Perfect Solstice defends
Ice Hydra with one more HP than the rest defends
ICE HYDRA defends
Red and green flame burns away Grandma Conquista's enchantments, at Solstice's nonverbal command.

Scholar Sam HP:15/15 Charm: Lets Sam cast any number of spells in his turns. Curse:

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Blackraptor · Dec 4, 2005, 03:56 PM

Ouch.

Araches/L33tz4n: W, Lightning on Succubus.
Grandma Conquista: W :(
Rest: defend

Radium · Dec 4, 2005, 04:00 PM

Araches snaps her fingers and a bolt of lightning fries the Snow Succubus (10 damage)
Furious the Monkeyboy defends
Shuriken defends
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Faw/Uberbob defends
Scholar Sam defends
Perfect Solstice casts Legacy, and the power of two thousand years of history focus into his trunk. Solstice gets decursed, gets healed fully, gains teleportation, and obtains double defense!

the Snow Succubus HP:28/38 Charm: Curse:

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Blackraptor · Dec 4, 2005, 04:06 PM

Sam: Manifest Density to the right of Araches/L33tzan
Araches/L33tzan: Bloodlust on furious, Defend (I can do that right?)
Furious: Attack Ice Hydra
Shuri: Attack Jim
Fooruman: W, NW
Grandma Conquista: W
Rest (more specifically, Faw/Uberbob): Defend

Radium · Dec 4, 2005, 04:07 PM

Furious is immune to magic. That includes Bloodlust.

Blackraptor · Dec 4, 2005, 04:10 PM

Right, all magic..
Sam: Manifest Density to the right of Araches/L33tzan
Araches/L33tzan: Attack 21HP IceHydra
Furious: Attack 21HP IceHydra
Shuri: Attack Jim
Fooruman: W, NW
Grandma Conquista: W
Faw/Uber: Randomtacklemanashackle on solstice, defend

better? :(

aokmaniac13 · Dec 4, 2005, 04:17 PM

This would make one heck of a Java game...

Radium · Dec 4, 2005, 04:19 PM

Someday I at least want to make it standalone and give it online play.

Faw/Uberbob defends
Uberbob shackles Perfect Solstice to the cosmic force of FOOTBALL
Scholar Sam converges the energies of the universe into a single, sturdy cardboard box.
Ice Hydra with one more HP than the rest is met by much firey whippage (4 damage)
Furious violently tackles Ice Hydra with one more HP than the rest. (8 damage)
Shuriken dramatically slices Jim (5 damage)
Hut!
Furious the Monkeyboy is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Furious the Monkeyboy is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Araches/L33tz4n is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Frosty thorns tear into Shuriken's skin! (7 damage)
Shuriken is bitten by Jim the Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
The Snow Succubus takes out a cellphone and calls her attourney.
the Frost Lawyer defends

Furious the Monkeyboy HP:10/22 Charm: Curse:

Ice Hydra with one more HP than the rest HP:9/21 Charm: Curse:

Perfect Solstice HP:39/39 Charm: Curse: Every time the target casts a spell they take 4 damage.

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UNKNOWNFILE · Dec 4, 2005, 04:22 PM

hut? ;O

Radium · Dec 4, 2005, 04:23 PM

It appears every turn someone has Randomtackelmanashackle, I think.

Pageclaim for THE ENEMIES

Blackraptor JCF Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,702 Dec 3, 2005, 05:45 PM #1322
Shuri: E, Attack Solstice __________________ Fear cuts deeper than swords

Ae JCF Member Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 842 Dec 3, 2005, 05:48 PM #1325
Don't attack, make peace

aokmaniac13 JCF Member Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 415 Dec 3, 2005, 06:31 PM #1326
Sing Silent Night __________________

Murderbeam JCF Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 169 Dec 3, 2005, 06:35 PM #1327
Die.(Stupid) Flee from the battle (possible?) Make Solsitce become a Pink Pepto-bismol pizza (XD) Gah, this is impossible. __________________ Guess what? I'm Back. I Don't care about caring. Enjoy your malware-infested computer at the price of a few annoying animated GIF smilies! - Odin G

Dev JCF Member Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 505 Dec 3, 2005, 06:44 PM #1328
No, SPAM! =D __________________ We can make the cure. We made the disease.

Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Joined: May 2002 Posts: 11,990 Dec 4, 2005, 09:01 AM #1336
Please do! D= ( Just.. always remember to think before posting. ^^; ) __________________

White Rabbit JCF Member Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,478 Dec 4, 2005, 11:03 AM #1339
(Wait, irrelevant question, but who are we speaking as?)

Fawriel JCF Éminence Grise Joined: May 2002 Posts: 11,990 Dec 4, 2005, 11:04 AM #1340
.....Araches. __________________

UNKNOWNFILE JCF Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,146 Dec 4, 2005, 11:28 AM #1342
Fooruman: Move northwest, attack Snow Succubus. Sam: Summon the box Grandma Conquista: Move southwest, attack Snow Succubus. __________________ I'm sick and tired of this community. So goodbye. PS: Unreal > JJ2.

UNKNOWNFILE JCF Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,146 Dec 4, 2005, 01:10 PM #1344
Feh __________________ I'm sick and tired of this community. So goodbye. PS: Unreal > JJ2.

Radium JCF Éminence Grise Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,275 Dec 4, 2005, 03:39 PM #1348
Bring it.

Risp_old JCF Member Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,992 Dec 4, 2005, 03:49 PM #1350
Anywhere. __________________ <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Ashton_JX/the_web/stupid_prize.gif" border="0" alt="The rodent thingy wasn't worthy."> I would not want anyone having sex with my cocktail. ~ Radium

UNKNOWNFILE JCF Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,146 Dec 4, 2005, 04:22 PM #1359
hut? ;O __________________ I'm sick and tired of this community. So goodbye. PS: Unreal > JJ2.

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