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Apr 28, 2004, 05:22 PM
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Not too much, since it has a cooldown.

However, my pageclaiming skillz don't have a cooldown!
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A hovercar, coming from the west, parks to the stop outside a building. Coming out of it are Tangent and Risp. As they walk to the building, Risp looks up to the sign there- "The Official Peep Army Museum of War throughout the Ages." After wondering why Tangent brought him here, Risp walks in. When inside, a curious peep would normally first notice the ancient ironclad ships and strange antique weapons of war. However, in this situation, a curious peep would first notice the giant rune circle Tangent had etched into the floor eariler, and is now moving an old machine gun (from back when machine guns were considered artillery) into. Risp, knowing that if Tangent wants to explain something he will without asking, remains silent. And, sure enough, after finishing dragging the gun around Tangent starts to explain. "I hope you won't mind if I use this for a test of my new power."
Risp opens his mouth to say yes, but Tangent already had started casting a spell on it. Chanting the spell, Tangent's chains flow with energy and start to glow blue. A strange blue, a blue that fills the room and draws the attention of everyone while being very faint. The same blue glow that came from the portal to the chaos lands. A burst of energy... blue energy... spirals to the machine, and it empowers it. From ages now long past, energy drifts into the gun, and grow greater and greater as it meets the energies present in the world today. The glows fade away, and Tangent turns to Risp.
"There. That test was a success. Now, let us try this gun..."
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Apr 28, 2004, 05:49 PM
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Now THAT's what I call an upgrade! I bet it'll fire uberfast, armor-piercing bullets now, huh?
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It does not work any different now. Sorta. Well... you'll find out when I make the next part. Soon.
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Tangent and Risp walk out, and head north. In a camp up north, the last of the troops from a rival army are. They have been preparing a strike against the Peep Army for a few days now, but they had proven hard to root out, since while they were all infantry they are also highly manuverable and equipped with personal force-field generators that deflected small-arms fire. Their missle troops had successfuly kept airstrikes out, so the only real option would be a clash of infantry. Risp lays the machine gun down onto an overlooking ridge and, not knowing what to expect, fires it straight into the mass of soldiers. The bullets spew forth, and the camp soon becomes a killing zone. The bullets from the machine gun slide through all the force-fields like they did not exist, and kill the enemy effortlessly.

After seeing the white flag of surrender raised at the camp, Risp turns to Tangent. "What did you do to that gun?"
"I called it's power from the past. When this machine gun was first made, an attack from a machine gun onto a camp of totally unprepaired and unarmored soldiers would have produced a similar result. But, you say, they were armored? Their force-fields were no use. Such things did not exist in the past when this machine gun was made so they do not exist to this gun's bullets. Ironically, such ancient weapons as these will be among the Peep Army's most modern and powerful weapons."
Tangent smiles.

However, this gun would not be so effective in the war against Xion and L_G. Since they more rely on magic or enchanted armor for protection, they would be safe. In this alternate universe magic was known all the way back to the medival period, perhaps before then, and magic protection was the only thing keeping machine guns in wars from creating the killing zones machine guns created in the real world when they were first used.
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Apr 28, 2004, 06:54 PM
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So much for the upgrade...
Another Pokemon move: Brick Break. It damages the target and shatters its shield protection, if it has any. Close range; physical.

Who were these soldiers? Are they another easter candy you enjoy? XD
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Attack of the chocolate bunnies!!!
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Apr 29, 2004, 01:26 PM
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Nah. They were just nondescript soldier people.

Also, sadly, I cannot eat peeps, since I have braces D=
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Apr 29, 2004, 01:28 PM
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Oh, in that case...

*bites the head off of a peep*
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Apr 29, 2004, 01:29 PM
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taunting me?

*Bites the head off a Xion*
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yes.

I like to torture my peeps...I let them dry out before I eat them. Make them bone dry before I BITE THEIR HEADS OFF!!! *evil laugh*

*ahem* Sorry, I don't know what came over me.
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Apr 29, 2004, 02:18 PM
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See, you would make a great villan!
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Apr 29, 2004, 02:37 PM
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...a two faced villian...maybe.
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Peeps = Marshmollows + Sugar Coating
Wooden Skewers X Peeps + Open fire + (Graham(sp?) Crackers X Hershey Bars) = SMHMORES =9

*bites the head off of a chocolate Cooba* Want some? I got Traftons, Radiums, Coppertops, 4I Falcons, FQuists, Derbys, and L_Gs. Only 100 zenny each.
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Sadly you will be unable to do this in the heat of battle.
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That's why I'm making good use of the downtime.
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I might as well too. *Kills a DBZ character*
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Apr 29, 2004, 03:10 PM
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Which one? *claims post #1337* XD
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Apr 29, 2004, 03:21 PM
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I don't really care.

And you have no right to claim posts you do not make. So, basically, that post claim was like saying you own microsoft and are immortal- no matter how much you say it, it will not become true.
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Unless you have the Dragonballs...nah. Not interested. *gives Risp his #1337 post back*
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Apr 29, 2004, 04:14 PM
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I can get L_G the 1337 post...easy.

Just delete a fluff post.
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Apr 29, 2004, 04:27 PM
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GASP! Logic, my best friend and worst enemy, as come to my aid! Sort of. But which to dee-leet?
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Apr 29, 2004, 04:34 PM
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1. That's cheating.
2. I can play that game also.
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I dunno...all of them?
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If we delete all the posts, how will anyone know what happened until this point?
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Quick question, Xion- can blink prevent any technique used, or only techniques used on the caster?
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Apr 29, 2004, 04:54 PM
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the latter, risp.

Xion's blink is very new to him, so it is very basic.

However, the more he uses it, the better he may become. Later, he can save his entire party with a cooldown or save his own hide with no cooldown, and even later than that he can save his entire party with no cooldown.

However, since he just became a planesmage at the end of season 1, he cannot use these advanced techniques. Maybe season 3 we could see these advancements.
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O_O Methinks this skill ish too powerful. All in favor of banning this skill say "I"! *several people in the audience say "I"*

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I don't know.
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Think about it- If Xion is allowed to use Blink enough, he'll eventually get to the point where he has no cooldown, and Blink around all he wants, while saving his party in the process! He'll be nigh-invincible! (as long as he has MP-restoring items, and lots of cash...)
Houston, we have a problem.
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There are two counters I can think of that would pretty much take that out of the picture.
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Apr 29, 2004, 05:17 PM
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...Portable-Magic Amplifier?
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Nah. That isn't even something I have for this new chapter. But, anyway, both the counters are new spells. Both are rather devistating. And, before you mention Xion's mirror shield, I have ways to get around that, and get the best of both worlds (the not-getting-prevented-by-the-mirror shield world, and the not-getting-countered-by-blink world.)
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Xion is a planesmage, and will always stay a planesmage.

No shieldbearer here, so no mirror shileld.


Anyways, if you think about it, if I relied too much on blink I would not be dealing much damage without haste. I could take some damage, and deal massive damage back.

Besides, I'm telling you right now, taking into account the length of season 1, I would become incredibly invincible by...oh...season 4? Maybe season 5 if there's very little fighting.
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Apr 30, 2004, 01:19 PM
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And I am becoming more powerful, so the same would happen to me.
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Yep, it's called "experience"
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Except for L_G, who mainly progresses through getting beat up.
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Yeah, it's hard to gain experience when you're constantly dying.
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>( )<

L_G fwaps Risp and Xion with a frozen bagel. Both are KO'd. L_G gains 238901730 exp! =D
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Risp's revenge ability activates!
Risp has been raised!
All of L_G's expirence has been transferred to risp!
Risp now uncurably has the re-raise status effect!
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