Argh. I edited my last post too late ;P.
Mythslayer: Attack frost lawyer to the west

The Mythslayer slashes the Frost Lawyer (6 damage)
the Frost Lawyer dies
Perfect Solstice's strength fluctuates
Frosty thorns tear into the Mythslayer's skin! (6 damage)
The Frost Lawyer sues the Mythslayer (4 damage)
the Mythslayer dies


Load'd!
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"But it's not nailed down!" Uberbob said, taking the shotgun. Suddenly something snapped in my head. "I'll be right back," I said, and went to curl up in the corner in the fetal position.
Shuri walked over to the corner. "You okay?"
"Let's not leave yet. Let's wait until the European voices come back..." I murmered.
Shuri was silent. She raised an eyebrow.
"Hold me." I said, looking up at her, scared and lost feeling.
"No," she responded, and left to rejoin L33tz4n in the main part of the grocery store. I silently encouraged myself that the insanity was simply a side effect seeing the terrorized, blood-covered store.

I stand by Fooruman's death ruining everything ; ;. The fact that Solstice dispelled Manaflare was also pretty bad, but that was more my fault for not checking up what spells Solstice had before going into combat.

I'm done. I'll let the european people dominate this now D;

I call next solo sometime

/me headlocks Ae

We shall have our revenge!

On Solstice, not BR.

Just a reminder that I've been keeping track of what spells both sides have in this post in the strategy thread. Bear in mind that I only know what we've seen the foes do so far (which is why Summon Frost Lawyer only just appeared in that post).

Radium, could you take a look at that post and make sure my descriptions of the spells are correct? The link opens just that post, so you don't get to see the rest of the strategy thread. Thanks.

...I have certainly missed something.

I hope there's an option to get away from this battle and do something else.

Originally Posted by Cooba

...I have certainly missed something.

Originally Posted by Blackraptor

If Radium is online and willing to make a few more nicely .gif'd posts I could try to take these guys on by myself before all the europeans wake up ;O...

@Boggy:
The only corrections I'd point out are that Haste (both Araches' and Shuri's) can affect any target and the rule about spellcasting is you can cast one spell per turn (with the exception of Sam's Unload Mana spell, which will let him still cast spells after other people). There's a few little details on the Frost Lawyer that aren't correct, but they are all in your favor and not that important since I don't have a chance to use that spell much (for instance, it's not entirely infinite).

@File:
I guess you could leave, but you'll have to come back eventually and you aren't likely to find any shotgun ammo between then and now.

Thats why there are hax ;P

Originally Posted by Radium

@Boggy:
The only corrections I'd point out are that Haste (both Araches' and Shuri's) can affect any target and the rule about spellcasting is you can cast one spell per turn (with the exception of Sam's Unload Mana spell, which will let him still cast spells after other people). There's a few little details on the Frost Lawyer that aren't correct, but they are all in your favor and not that important since I don't have a chance to use that spell much (for instance, it's not entirely infinite).

Thanks. I could've sworn we were able to cast one spell per character per turn before, but apparently not. Must have misread the original battle system explanation, way way back. *slaps self*

Oh, and by "infinite" I meant it lets each frost lawyer summon another lawyer (assuming there's space to put them).

Go East, then North.

Furious : Move E
Araches/L33tzan : W, Mythslayer at row 3, column 1
Shuriken : N, NE, N, N
Sam : Move N
Faw/Uberbob : N,N
Grandma : Defend
Fooruman/Canoe : N, NW

As soon as it's loaded again of course.

No/stop/wait.
See strategy thread.

My moves:
Araches/Leetsan: on Succubus.
Succubus: E, NE.
Sam: N. Attack Succubus.
Bob/Faw: N, attack Succubus.
Grandma: Attack Succubus.
Fooruman: NE.
Shuriken: N, NE.
Araches/Leetsan:
S, SE, S.
Furious: S.

I agree with WR so =D

So, you guys want WR's?

Well, I do.

Yes, go with WR's moves.

I ran out of creative ways to narrate the part between when you leave the Grocery Store and when Solstice and everyone appears. In summary: grocery store was left, stuff attacked, Conquista, Furious, Sam, and Fooruman came to help.


L33tz4n bends the Snow Succubus to her will
Sam kicks the Snow Succubus. (3 damage)
Conquista smashes her battleaxe through the Snow Succubus with the power of fear, fire, and ultimate evil! (7 damage)
Uberbob slaps and Faw stabs the Snow Succubus (6 damage)
Shuriken is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Shuriken is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Perfect Solstice casts Legacy, and the power of two thousand years of history focus into his trunk. Solstice gets decursed, gets healed fully, gains teleportation, and obtains double defense!
Frosty thorns tear into Shuriken's skin! (7 damage)
Shuriken dies
Grandma Conquista is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)

Bob/Faw: N. Attack Succubus.
Fooruman: N. Attack Succubus.
Grandma: Attack Succubus.
Sam: Unload mana. Animate dead on Shuriken. Seppuku Succubus. Defend.
Araches/Leetsan: S.
Shuriken: SW, SE. Attack Ice Hydra.
Araches/Leetsan: Attack Shuriken.
Furious: S.

Uberbob slaps and Faw stabs the Snow Succubus (6 damage)
Fooruman and his canoe fight the Snow Succubus. Mainly the canoe. (5 damage)
Conquista smashes her battleaxe through the Snow Succubus with the power of fear, fire, and ultimate evil! (7 damage)
Sam feels the MAGICAL EXPLOSION!
Scholar Sam raises his hands, and Shuriken rises from the ground like a puppet.
Scholar Sam whispers a command to the Snow Succubus, who proceeds to punch herself in the face.
the Snow Succubus dies
Scholar Sam defends
Shuriken dramatically slices Ice Hydra (5 damage)
Shuriken is met by much firey whippage (4 damage)
Shuriken dies
Grandma Conquista gets a third cut off by a fish-shaped blast of twinkling light from Perfect Solstice
Grandma Conquista is bitten by Jim the Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Grandma Conquista is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Grandma Conquista dies

Bob/Faw: Randomtackle Manashackle Solstice. Defend.
Sam: Manifest Density W of Fooruman. Defend.
Fooruman: Defend.
Furious: Defend.
Araches/Leetsan: Defend.

Can't cast two spells WR >_<

@Aok: Sam still has Unload Mana on him. He (the gray spells) can cast after other people and multiple times if he needs to.


Uberbob shackles Perfect Solstice to the cosmic force of FOOTBALL
Scholar Sam converges the energies of the universe into a single, sturdy cardboard box.
Scholar Sam defends
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Faw/Uberbob defends
Furious the Monkeyboy defends
Araches/L33tz4n defends
Hut!
the box is bitten by Jim the Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
the box is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Perfect Solstice defends

Could someone point me to when the group originally faced Solstice? I am intrigued.

http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showt...page=142&pp=40

Bob/Faw: Defend.
Fooruman: Defend.
Sam: Defend.
Furious: Defend.
Araches/Leetsan: Summon Mythslayer SW of Solstice.
Mythslayer: Defend.

Faw/Uberbob defends
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Scholar Sam defends
Furious the Monkeyboy defends
L33tz4n calls a mighty Mythslayer forth from some horror novel somewhere
the Mythslayer defends
Hut!
Fooruman/Canoe is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (3 damage)
Fooruman/Canoe is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (3 damage)
the box is bitten by Jim the Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
the box is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Frosty thorns tear into the box's cardboard! (7 damage)

Do not listen to UF plz. ;/

Bob/Faw: Raise on Grandma. Defend.
Grandma: Attack ICE HYDRA.
Fooruman: Attack Ice Hydra.
Everyone else: Defend.

Okay, fine, listen to him. I don't see much of a point in it, but you can if you want.

Fawriel raises his hands and Grandma Conquista is raised from the dead in a cheesy pillar of light
Conquista smashes her battleaxe through ICE HYDRA with the power of fear, fire, and ultimate evil! (7 damage)
Fooruman and his canoe fight Ice Hydra. Mainly the canoe. (5 damage)
Faw/Uberbob defends
Scholar Sam defends
the Mythslayer defends
Furious the Monkeyboy defends
Araches/L33tz4n defends
Hut!
Grandma Conquista is bitten by an ICE HYDRA! (6 damage)
Grandma Conquista is bitten by Jim the Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Grandma Conquista dies
Fooruman/Canoe is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Fooruman/Canoe is bitten by an Ice Hydra. (6 damage)
Frosty thorns tear into the box's cardboard! (7 damage)

Mythslayer: Cast Slay on Solstice. Move E, NE
Everyone else: Defend


Next turn: Araches/L33tzan: Poison on Solstice
Everyone : Defend

Any objections/changes? (Yes, Radium, wait for now)

I wouldnt recommend saying for next turn before it occurs. You never know what Radium will do, so it'd be safer to wait ;P

But there's nothing he can do. Unless he's holding out...

I just wouldn't reccomend doing it ever in general. You can overlook stuff (this reminds me back when that rule about macros was made) and its a bad habit to get into.

Alright then, sorry.

NO RADIUM!
Can't you read? Bob/Faw uses Raise. Not Fooruman!
It's all clearly in my post and as you can see, I haven't edited it: http://jazz2online.com/jcf/showpost....postcount=1430

If possible:
Bob/Faw: Raise on Grandma. Defend.
Grandma: Defend.
Fooruman: Attack Ice Hydra.
Everyone else: Defend.

Fine, fine fine. Since I blatantly misread that (sorry), I went back and fixed the last move. Fooruman survived a little now. Continue with the above directions?

What above directions? Not mine, at least. They won't work now... ;|

Fooruman: Foshzzle on Solstice. Attack 21HP Ice Hydra.
Everyone else: Defend.