Sep 15, 2003, 05:53 PM | |
Does Faw mind being wagered?
Claim page. |
Sep 15, 2003, 05:56 PM | |
Yes, we care!
"Faw, do you mind being wagered?" Pagetakeback. |
Sep 15, 2003, 06:06 PM | |
Gogogo!
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Sep 16, 2003, 02:26 AM | |
You start the race. The lawyer runs outside and jumps in his invisible airplane. So... what do you do? Your party can't help, so you didn't really plan this very well.
Invintory: -Wings -Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire -Chaos Grapes (2) -10 Noberries -$14 -Pandora's Car Keys (2) -LED -Crystal -Chaos Oil -Chaos Cord -Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock) -Infinite's BETTER Map -Treepieces -Bookmark of Eternity -Pandora's Shoe -Xion -Lacrosse Stick of Doom |
Sep 16, 2003, 10:31 AM | |
Attack Invsible Airplane with Chaos Oil and Lacrosse Stick.
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Sep 16, 2003, 11:20 AM | |
The airplane is already long gone. And I'll give you a money-back gaurentee that arm-mounted wings can not outrun an airplane.
No, Faw. You'll still be in the story, even if we have to hook YOUR brain up to a AA battery and LED. |
Sep 16, 2003, 11:38 AM | |
Do any of the shops here sell methods of transportation for $13.99 or less?
Are the benches nailed down? |
Sep 16, 2003, 11:52 AM | |
Buy Skateboard.
Buy Druid Robe. Chaos Oil one foot to Skateboard. Skateboard off edge of Upper Placespot. Use Druid Robe as parachute. Steer descent using Chaos Cord. Land in Pandora's Car. Put Skateboard in Trunk. Plug Xion into Pandora's Car. Have Xion steer Pandora's Car to Pandora's Island. Consult map. I have this nagging feeling this won't work. |
Sep 16, 2003, 12:00 PM | |
Skateboard: - $10
Druid Robe: - $3 Your plan successfully gets as far as landing in Pandora's Car. You consider making Xion steer to Pandora's Island, but remember that you don't even have a way to communicate with him. |
Sep 16, 2003, 12:15 PM | |
I must admit that's better than I hoped.
Check time elapsed. How hard can flying a car be? Put Pandora's Car Keys in Pandora's Car Drive Pandora's Car towards Pandora's Island |
Sep 16, 2003, 03:38 PM | |
Radium says there are no trees to hit.
Use Wheel to Steer Car. Learn by Trial and Error. |
Sep 16, 2003, 03:39 PM | |
You grab the wheel and floor the petal. You see Pandora's Island approaching uncomfortably fast in the distance. You're about a hundred yards from the coast now, and see a floating lawyer a bit ahead of you (probably in an invisible airplane). Well, any car is faster with an inexperienced driver. Drive to where now?
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Sep 16, 2003, 04:09 PM | |
You know, I have this strange feeling it might be faster to navigate the island by car than by foot.
For those who forget: A race from (Upper Placespot) to Strato, the Trading Post, Faw's Domain, and back (to Upper Placespot). |
Sep 16, 2003, 04:20 PM | |
Leave Noberry to mark that you've been there.
Drive to Trading Post. Trade Noberry for LoTR DVD. Drive to Faw's Domain. Hide Noberry. |
Sep 16, 2003, 05:43 PM | |
How long did it take to climb the ladder?
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Sep 17, 2003, 08:56 AM | |
Control: Fawriel Town pipe to the main areas, and see if uberbob is near --if: Uberbob = nearby ----then: Join Uberbob ----Town Pipe: Upperspotplace. Scratch that. erm...if the plane is invisible, how can he see the controls, or the dials inside to make sure everything is working properly?
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Sep 17, 2003, 11:07 AM | |
Eat Noberry.
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Sep 17, 2003, 11:07 AM | |
Hey, he learned his way around that plane good before he made it invisible.
And Upper Placespot is too high to fly to. Hey, I'd like to see you go above 600 ft on arm-mounted wings. You eat a noberry and your legs dissapear. I'm so nice! |
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