Dec 9, 2005, 07:42 AM | ||
does anyone ever pay attention to this line of text
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Dec 9, 2005, 07:49 AM | |||
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So, everyone agrees on the old man in a canoe? |
Dec 9, 2005, 07:51 AM | |
HECK YES
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Dec 9, 2005, 07:58 AM | |
*looks for Radium's thread*
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Dec 9, 2005, 08:03 AM | |
Radium once mentioned in response to a comment on a very, very old drawing he did that Araches was his lesbian girlfriend, but that was a long time ago when the characters didn't have personalities or think for themselves. Araches hates Uberbob, and is a lesbian, so I think it's safe to say that she is NOT his girlfriend.
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Dec 9, 2005, 08:04 AM | |
Ah, yes, that's the one.
So Leetsan IS his girlfriend? ![]() It seems that Shuriken hates him too, from the Solstice battle of ToU Part 1. ![]() Anyway, now that Radium is here (oh yes), I'll be waiting for the continuing of the story. |
Dec 9, 2005, 08:17 AM | ||||
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And I might change the PoV again. Or stick with Araches. Not sure. |
Dec 9, 2005, 08:22 AM | |
Either you forgot that Uberbob doesn't hate himself, or he..well..
...even harder battles? ![]() ![]() Do we have any say about the PoV? Can we change it to Fooruman's? |
Dec 9, 2005, 08:26 AM | ||
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Dec 9, 2005, 12:11 PM | |
*watches as the tough choices are being made*
I will join in as soon as it is mess-up proof... I will post a useful action on page 40... =P |
Dec 9, 2005, 12:44 PM | ||
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Dec 10, 2005, 08:06 AM | |
I vote 4 OldManInTheCanoe! OMICers united!
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Dec 10, 2005, 10:23 AM | |
@Canti: I don't mind idiotic commands from time to time, but just keep in mind that you are commanding the characters' actions, not their feelings.
@Ae: It has been decided that our old friend Fooruman shall accompany us on our unknown mission. And as for the rest of you, PoV is back to Uberbob, but it'll change again soon enough. Now let's get back to the action! "Now, don't take my decision personally," I said to the three living legends, and Fooruman. "I love you all the same, it's just that I can only stand one of you tagging around me and cramping my style all the time. And that lucky loser is..." I paused, so as to seem dramatic, then blurted out, "FOORUMAN!" "W00T!" Fooruman exclaimed. He rowed over to me, gave me a high-five, then executed a victory donut in his canoe. For some reason the other four losers in my posse seemed very depressed now, but I decided that it was okay because we now had Fooruman! L33tz4n sighed and slithered over to Scholar Sam. She bowed respectfully and addressed him, "Scholar Sam. N1ce to see you ag@in." "Well, if it isn't my star pupil!" Sam said with a smile. "How are your summoning arts coming along?" "Very w3ll, thank you. I n0ticed you've taken up summoning, yours3lf." "Why yes," he said as he adjusted his spectacles. "I suppose you could say I have a general thirst for knowledge. And by the way, how about a quick lesson in summoning, for old time's sake?" "You'll teach m3 Manifest Density?!" L33tz4n asked excitedly. "Well... no. I'm afraid that's a bit advanced for someone with your level of skill, but I could teach you to summon the Arabian War Acupuncturist." My ears perked up as I overheard this offer. I shuffled through the snow, tripped over Solstice's angel hat and landed on top of Leetz4n. "Summon?!" I called out with my face buried in the slush. "Erm, yes," said Sam. "I could teach her the summon, but it will require skill, determination, and a sing-along. Are you sure you want to put her through that?" ![]() |
Dec 10, 2005, 10:26 AM | |
...er...go S? Where else?
![]() And, being the foo we are, let's 'put her through that' and let Sam teach her how to summon the acupuncturist. EDIT: Get angel hat. |
Dec 10, 2005, 10:31 AM | |
Also, examine surroundings. (Post-battle landscapes are always nice)
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Dec 10, 2005, 10:37 AM | |
Have Leetzan ask Sam what can the Acupuncturist do.
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Dec 10, 2005, 11:08 AM | |
"Do it!" I cried happily. "More spells!"
"Don't you even want to know what it does first?" Fawriel asked. "The Arabian War Acupunturist is unlike any summon, in that his attacks heal rather than inflict damage," Sam explained. "Alright! It's time to sing-along with Sam! Repeat after me!" L33tz4n straightened herself up and prepared to endure the upcoming educational song. Sam cleared his throat and began to sing, "When the last thing you need is a neeeeedle, he'll be there! he'll be there! he'll be there for you!" L33tz4n glanced around and noticed that everyone was staring at her. She blushed purple again, then softly sang along. "When the last thing I need is a neeeeeedle, he'll be there, he'll be there, he'll be there for me." "When you need a helping stab just to heeeeeal, he'll be there! he'll be there! he'll be there for you!" "When I need a helping stab just to heeeeeal, he'll be there, he'll be there, he'll be there for me." "When you're just about to die, he'll help you out, so don't cry! He'll be there! he'll be there! just for yoooou!" "He'll be there, he'll be there, just for meeeee." Fooruman and I applauded. "That young man has such a beautiful voice!" the Archmage declared. "And Scholar Sam can sing well, too." "Thank you, teacher," L33tz4n said as she shook Sam's hand. "Anytime!" he replied. "As as scholar, it is my job to pass knowledge down to the next generation!" "Wait, that's it?" Shuriken interrupted. "You sang a stupid song and she learned a powerful summon, just like that?" "Pretty much, yeah," Sam answered. Shuriken pondered this for a moment. "Well, could I learn it, too?" "No," said Sam. Grandma Conquista lightly tapped him on the shoulder, driving him into the ground like a hammer to a nail. "I suppose it's time for us to be on our way," he announced as he pulled himself out. "The ice should start melting soon. Have fun killing things!" Sam, Conquista and Furious all piled into the flying hotrod and took off. I couldn't be sure, but it seemed like I could faintly hear the words, "FEEEAR CONQUIIISTAAA!!!" on the wind as they flew away. "Oh, hey!" I called out to them. "Furious! Go to Superuberplacething and save the Canadian from the vampire thing!" I doubt he heard me, but being a superhero I'm sure he would eventually get around to saving people and stuff. I glanced around and noticed that Upper Placespot was more or less pwned. The buildings were trashed and abandoned. It would most likely be a long time before the residents returned to rebuild everything. "So like, let's go do stuff," I said as I pocketed Solstice's angel hat. "And what stuff we shall do!" Fooruman exclaimed, rising up in his canoe to attract everyone's attention. "I hearby declare that we must embark on a MYSTICAL JOURNEY to seek out my missing pogo stick!" Araches spit. "I already hate where this is going," she said angrily. ![]() |
Dec 10, 2005, 11:17 AM | |
Check inventory.
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Dec 10, 2005, 11:59 AM | |
I placed the angel hat on my head. It quickly fell off again. I suppose you needed a thin yet strong central branch to wear such a thing.
"Fooruman! I know exactly where to find your long-lost pogo stick!" I gathered everyone together and warped us to Pandora's Island. We walked West through the forest of non-tree plantlife until we came to the Trading Post. Fooruman frowned with extreme joy when he saw his precious toy sitting on the table. He reached for it immediately, but I smacked his hand and pointed at him dramatically. "You must offer the invisible gremlins something in exchange!" I warned him. I took out the empty shotgun and proceeded to exchange it for the rusty old pogo stick, but Araches stepped in front of me like some kind of evil yet sexy barricade. "You're trading our only gun for a pogo stick?" she asked. I nodded. She rolled her eyes and smacked the back of my head. "I hate you!" she shouted. "Have a nice day!" I called out as she wandered off somewhere to angst. Inventory Code:
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Dec 10, 2005, 12:16 PM | |
Hey, how come our hat isn't in the inventory?
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Dec 10, 2005, 12:17 PM | |
@WR: It is. See the X-mas Angel? It's not really a hat, it's just a tree decoration. =b
I grabbed L33tz4n's hands and pulled off the mittens. "What are you doing?!" she shrieked. "I'm increasing scantly clad lady morale!" She slapped me in the face and joined Araches in her angsting. I shrugged and traded the mittens for the shotgun. Even though it didn't have any ammo in it, holding it still made me feel all manly and cool. Fooruman clung to the pogo stick, hugging and kissing it and stroking it sensually. Fawriel and Shuriken looked away nervously. Even though I had not eatten in months, I somehow felt like throwing up. "It's just a pogo stick," I pointed out. "My dear lady, this is no ordinary pogo stick!" Fooruman cried. "This is a ONE-WAY pogo stick!" He flipped a switch on the side of it that I had never noticed before, which caused the pogo stick to make a sound strangely similar to that of a computer starting up. "The harddrive is up and running!" Fooruman announced happily. "HUZZUH!" Inventory Code:
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Dec 10, 2005, 12:35 PM | |
"What was the padlock for?" I asked.
Fooruman raised an eyebrow. "Padlock?" "I think he means the sw1tch," L33tz4n said. "Sw1tch?" Fooruman repeated. "You speaks l33t like some fool, n00b." "She means the SWITCH!" Shuri shouted angrily. "Oh! Well that's just to insure that some unfoo person never uses the ARCANE POWERS of my pogo stick to further their own evil ends! Only one who is in full control of their foo can flip a switch as switchy and switchful as this." "We need that hideously large PDF file that Fox had for sale!" I spontaneously declared. I warped us to the beach of Antifoo Island. The entire island beyond the beach was taped off with uncrossable magic tape. The Porta-save was the only thing we had access to. I poked it for good luck, then hugged Fawriel to keep our brotherly bond well-established. He chuckled nervously and gently pushed me off again. ![]() |
Dec 10, 2005, 01:03 PM | |
Can we look at the map?
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Dec 10, 2005, 01:17 PM | |||
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![]() ![]() @CT: Don't forget it was I who finished the Unfoo battle, put some effort forward and finished the Canadian Dollar puzzle and developed the ice climbing method. I think I've made a useful contribution. You guys took that stupid post way too seriously. Now to read what has happened...
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Dec 10, 2005, 01:20 PM | |
To be honest, I'm clueless as to what we're going to do, because I kinda joined ToU right in the middle.
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Dec 10, 2005, 01:28 PM | ||
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Dec 10, 2005, 01:31 PM | |
@WR: We must break into The Isle of Darkness and kill Blackraptor!
Warp to Pandora's alone, go west and trade the X-Mas Angle for the mitten, return to Antifoo and give the mittens to L33tz4n, purely out of the kindness of a heart. Then do what Fawriel said.
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