Go N and take the pogo stick. ;(
Wait, also attempt to switch the pogo stick off and see whether it falls or not.

EDIT: Attempt to barricade the 40th page off from barbarians and dastardly thieves.

Now people can't join before it becomes 40 pages D=

*attempts to barricade the 40th page off from barbarians and dastardly thieves, but fails and decides to claim the page for himself in the name of Buffy*

I tried to go North and take the pogo stick with me, but it was too far from the cliff to reach out and grab. My master plan having failed, I leapt back onto the pogo stick and tried switching it off. Unfortunately, it required an entirely different seven-digit passcode to turn off, which I didn't know. I tried entering in 1337808, and was immediately electrocuted by some kind of built-in security mechanism.

Well, just go N then.
Ask nearest Canadian for directions off the cliff (apart from the 500ft fall, or any triple digit fall for that matter).

I decided that rushing into the town without my posse of warrior mages was probably a bad idea, especially since so many people seemed to think this was Lord Blackraptor's lair. It sounded like Araches was shouting various profanities from below. I guess she was growing impatient.

Shout back at Araches to tell her to stop shouting.
Shout/ask Fooruman what the activation and deactivation keys are.

Don't warp back without the pogo stick. Sit on it instead.

Turn the pogo stick upside-down, then bounce on it.

"ARAAAACHEEEES!" I shouted to the reddest of the five dots lying five hundred feet below, "STOOOOOP SHOOOOUTIIIIING!" I then turned to the purplest dot and cried out, "FOOOOORUUUUUMAAAAAAN! WHAAAAAT AAAAAARE THEEEEEEE AAAAAACTIIIIIVAAAATIOOOON AAAAAAND DEEEEEAAAAACTIIIIIIVAAAAATIOOOOON KEEEEEEEEEYS?!"
"NOOOO THAAAAANK YOOOOOU," he shouted back. "IIIIII'M TRYYYYYIIIING TOOOOO CUUUUUT BAAAAAACK OOOOOON CAAAAAARBS!"
I got frustrated and sat on the pogo stick, without warping back without it. I tried to turn it upside-down, but it remained upright. This was one seriously stubborn piece of nostalgia.

How high is the cliff? Could we tie the rope to the pogo stick and have everyone else climb up on it?

The cliff is about five hundred feet high, and the rope is one hundred feet long.

Too bad Araches doesn't know the chaos effect. That would turn this awesome up-only pogo stick into an awesome down-only pogo stick.

Jump down the cliff.

Warp to Isle of Darkness, ask Fooruman about the on/off padlock combos.

And how will we get back then? It's not desperate yet. Let me think.

STOP. TRYING. TO. COMMIT. SUICIDE.

And can we sit on the pogo stick, warp to anywhere else other than Isle of Darkness, and then warp back at the bottom of the cliff while still having the pogo?

Originally Posted by Dev

*attempts to barricade the 40th page off from barbarians and dastardly thieves, but fails and decides to claim the page for himself in the name of Buffy*

My page. >O

EDIT: And yes, you could.

You don't need to get the off codes, really. All you really need to do is to get Faw up to the cliff so he can use Town Pipe to teleport the party there.

++Faw

Uhm.

Use the magic map while on the pogo to get to the bottom of the cliff again, then send Faw up and have him use Town Pipe to teleport the party there.
I rock!

Teleport back to the Isle of Darkness beach while on the pogo stick, and have Faw pogo up there, town pipe down to the beach, and town pipe up to the cliff up there with the rest of the party.

Oh, Faw already said it. Nevermind then.

No, Cooba...since Dev answered yes to my question, we should turn my question into a command:

Sit on the pogo stick (ok, I think already are but nm ), warp to ...Uber...Megatropolis, and then warp to Isle of Darkness.

EDIT: Faw and Risp were faster. ;|

Originally Posted by Risp_old

town pipe down to the beach

How do you intend Faw to TownPipe down to the shore while there's no town down there?

Then maybe we can Townpipe people all the way from Uber Megatropolis to the town on Isle of Darkness?
EDIT: We should ask Fooruman about the codes anyway because it's useful to know...maybe.

/me offers killing off Araches

Originally Posted by Cooba

How do you intend Faw to TownPipe down to the shore while there's no town down there?

It's called Town Pipe. It doesn't have to be to a Town. If you are really worried, just have Faw Town Pipe to Super Uber Ultra Megatropolis then have the party pick him up there.

@Fawriel: Marry me.

And rather than townpiping all over the place, I'll just have Uberbob *GASP* give Faw the Magic Map! =D This is the last favor you'll get outta me. Next time, it's alien demon vampires for you.

While sitting on the pogo stick I took out the Magic Map and warped myself back to the bottom of the cliff. I shoved the pogo stick into Fawriel's arms. "Go up," I commanded, "then warp back and Townpipe us up there."
He muttered something under his breath, then said, "I can only Townpipe to towns."
"There's a town up there!" I said, flaunting my knowledge of the universe.
"Even so, I'll need the Magic Map to get back down here."
I folded the Magic Map into a paper hat and put it on his head. "Tah-dah!"
Fawriel grunted, then climbed onto the pogo stick and bounced up to the cliff. He touched the top with his foot, then warped back to the ground beside us. Grabbing hold of us, he teleported back to the top of the cliff.
At long last, we stood on the snowy heights of the Isle of Darkness. To the North of us was the nifty townplace, alive with the sound of Canadians and evil. There looked to be many roads for us to get lost on and plenty of shops for us to haunt.

N!
N!

Do you mean go North twice, or were you just saying to go North in an excited way? At this point you don't even know if you can move North twice. D=

EDIT: And was asking Fooruman about the codes a command or just something you mentioned to your fellow ToUers?

I guess it's due to all the excitment and what the not.

Fair enough. Like I would let you move North again without taking in the splendor of the Isle of Darkness anyway.

"Let's go to the townplace!" I declared. We walked, slithered and rowed North until we came to a set of roads leading West, North and South. To the West was some sort of arcade-type place, with lots of neon lights advertising it's latest games. To the North were more roads, and to the East was the Isle of Darkness gift shop. "Nice place," I said as I looked around. Before I could further compliment the town, I noticed that the barrel of a rifle was being aimed at my head. A horde of angry-looking and well-armed Canadians had surrounded us. My party readied their weapons for combat. I struck a cool-looking martial arts pose and fell down in the snow.
One of the Canadians walked over to me and poked my mechanical arm with the end of his gun. "Oy," he said, looking to Araches, "you're deliverin' the new model of cyborg zombies, eh?" He turned to the other Canadians and motioned for them to lower their weapons. "S'okay there, eh, it's the zombie delivery folks." The angry mob became less angry and mobbish. They nodded to each other, then went back to whever it was they had all come from.
"Yeah, eh, they're waitin' for ya in that arcade there," the Canadian said, pointing West. "Good luck," he said, poking me again. "This one looks pretty stupid, even fer a zombie." He slung the rifle over his shoulder and walked away.
"Hey wait!" I cried as I got to my feet. "I'm not a zom-"
Shuri, Araches and Faw piled on top of me and covered my mouth. Why didn't they want to hear my awesome words of awesomness?"

struggle free and insult them using randomly combined words as insults

I struggled free. "Pink toilet mayonaise for Summer mother catnip and!" I yelled at them.

I couldn't be sure, but it almost sounded like I could hear a large group of alien demon vampires approaching... hmm...

Go East.

The sound of coffin-shaped UFOs decending upon us quickly went away. We went east and entered the Isle of Darkness gift job. When we opened the door a little bell rang to announce our triumphant entry. Classical music was playing gently inside, and the whole place smelled a bit like a mixture of various incense. On the shelves were a bunch of useless trinkets; things like Isle of Darkness snowglobes and door-with-no-handle action figures. There was a shelf labeled "Lord Blackraptor plushies," but they appeared to have sold out. I was a bit dissappointed, as I still had no idea what the mysterious dreadlord actually looked like.
"Can I help you?" the evil-looking Canadian lady at the check-out counter asked.

Ask about whether they sell shotgun ammo or not.
Ask when the next plushie toy delivery will be.
Ask whether you can have a product catalogue or not.

"Do you sell shotgun ammo?" I asked the cashier, leaning on the counter to increase my coolness factor.
"Not by itself," she replied. "You get two free shells if you purchase a ticket to play the Romero Challenge in the arcade next door. Tickets to play cost twenty dollars and thirty-five cents."
"When will the next shipment of Blackraptor plushies be in?" I asked.
"Just because you asked," she said smugly, "never."
"That was evil," I said with a frown.
"I'm evil. Anything else?"
"Can I have a product catalogue?"
"Yeah, here's your catalogue." She outstretched her arms towards the products on the walls. "See all of that? You can't afford it." She then pushed a little plastic container of novelty pins towards me on the counter. "These are free and useless, just like you. You can take one and feel like you've done something with your life today. Deep down, though, you'll know you really haven't."
I started to feel bad about myself. As if my suicidal feelings hadn't been enough, the scarey Canadian lady had to pick on me.

...take the novelty pins anyway.
Wait for other commands. ;|

Check out what's inside the catalogue.
Check how much money we currently have.
Check when the last time was that one of the party ate something.

Examine novelty pins!
And that bottle of Canadian bits on Pandora's Island...what exactly are bits?

EDIT: Hey, where's Dev?

I responded like once a day and you guys were happy and now you're ragging on Dev for taking an hour off D=

@Faw: There was no catalogue. When you asked for one she told you that you couldn't afford anything in the store, and called that statement the catalogue. Get it? It's a joke at Uberbob's expense.

@WR: The Canadian bits are just pieces of a toy Canadian that the bakernight sliced with his broadsword when we threw it at him.

I fought back the tears that were forming in my eyes and took one of the pins. They were all the same, so it didn't matter which one. Upon examining the pin, I saw that it featured a grinning Cheshire cat. On the back was a needle with which to pin it to fabric. Strangely, the needle seemed to fade out of existence as it reached the tip. I tried to touch it and pricked my finger. Apparently the tip was real, just invisible.
I then checked my inventory for money.

Inventory

To my dismay, we had none. "When was the last time anyone ate?" I asked.
"It was when the FooCanoe and I got ice cream before the battle with Unfooruman," Fooruman replied.
"I can't remember," Shuri said.
"All I can remember eatting is Noberries," said Fawriel. Araches and L33tz4n nodded.