>Oing hyena-type son of a >O

Anyways go north before I need to use my forking powers on you. ;D

We traveled North through the gateway and came upon a very familiar-looking wall with an equally familiar door.
"By might of FOO!" Fooruman declared. "This door seems strangely familiar, like an episode of Happy Days that you know you've seen before, yet still can't recall how it ends."
"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing," Shuri added. "And why do I feel relunctant to enter?"
"It's just the thrill of adventure swelling in your gut and giving you infections!" Uberbob answered. "Cmon, gang! Follow me, to... CERTAINDEATH!"

North...again

Uf, couldn't you use multiple directions so we don't have to muck about with these room descriptions and skip to the hyenas?
N,W,N,E,N

because it's always amusing to hear what Überbob has to say

No, Uberbob is repetitive when it comes to maze games, and we are narrating as Fawriel.

And no, wait, don't do what n00b says. I have a plan which will be made up as we go along...now, if only Boggy's maps will load so I actually know where we're going!

Good plan WR. If BoggyB is still alive, though. I saw that somebody stuck a fork in his forearm ;(

Excuse me? UF, what's wrong?

UF is going through puberty. It's a time when hormones RAGE, thus causing people to want to fork things. It's perfectly normal, so don't worry about him. He'll fork himself out sooner or later, I'm sure.

@WR: You would need the agreement of at least one more person to stop n00b. And besides, UF posted first.

We wandered North through the big stone wall and found ourselves in a long hallway.
"Insert witty phrase here," Uberbob said. We all glanced at each other, then took a few steps away from him. You just never know...

Move W,N,E,N

Move E,S,W,S.

*forks the hell outta n00b*

E, N, E, N ,W

People can you stop forking, it's getting annoying.
It doesn't make you look 'cool' and it doesn't hurt my feelings.

AMEN n00b. I'm glad there's still some maturity left among the ToUers.

Everyone started walking in various different directions. We seemed to be a poorly-organized group of idiots.
"Wait, the first voice said to go W, N, E, N!" I announced.
"Voice?" Araches inquired. She looked to Shuri, then Uberbob. There was a long silence. She then walked over to me, put her hand on my shoulder and said, "It's best to just ignore those. They're always wrong."
Even still, Uberbob was a firm believer in the power and absolute wisdom of the voices. We moved West, North, East, and North. We stood in a hallway beside a wall. The only way forward was West.

Ask Uberbob what the voices are.

W.

And thanks n00b.

"Uberbob, what are the voices?" I asked.
"They are helpful guardians who drop pearls of wisdom into my ear every time we come to a point where paths converge!" he replied. I was starting to fear that these "voices" had suddenly taken to dropping said pearls into my ear rather than Uberbob's.
We journeyed West, hopefully of our own free will. We came to another wall, where the only way forward was North.

Originally Posted by Dev

UF is going through puberty. It's a time when hormones RAGE, thus causing people to want to fork things. It's perfectly normal, so don't worry about him. He'll fork himself out sooner or later, I'm sure.

go to heck

Go to heck. Failing that, go north.

*wields spoon*

North, I guess.

"True. I still demand a reason why this game isn't actually a program that runs in a command prompt."
Because it's NOT POSSIBLE?
What do you want, a library of 100 CD's and a supercomputer that are able to make something out of any kind of command given, make up witty one-liners and whatnot?

"It would be a whole lot spiffier, and I wouldn't need to take out forks and whip them at whiners like you."
..whiners.
...

dude, stop complaining, stop forking people, and stop ruining fun for others. if you don't like how this game doesn't run in command prompt, or that Dev possibly has a life and isnt in front of the computer monitor every hour, then don't play.

Technically it's not a game as it resides in the War Tavern forum.

Interactive Story, same thing. Just basically an RPG.

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

Look, man, I am not annoying! I just like to weild the supreme power of the fork which has been hailed by my ancestors for several years!

Were my interests not in keeping this thread on-topic, I would reply saying that this sort of thing is exactly why you should be banned from Tales of Uberbob, but since the case is otherwise, I won't.

We headed North, entering another long hallway. I could hear binary laughter in the walls nearby.

Westward!

West.

Finally, something we all agree on!

Being mapless and therefore totally lost (I relied too much on Boggy and decided not to memorise anything ), I think I am forced against my will to concur.

Sorry about the lack of a map folks, I haven't been at the right computer for a day or two (for that matter, I was out today and so only just got online). Only one of the two computers I use has the map file on it, and it's not this one. A map should appear later this morning.

Again, sorry. But I do have a Life, and it occasionally compels me to spend time away from the computer.

Oh, and one more thing:
*lifts poke-o-matic onto shoulder*
Would you stop it with the sodding forking! It's rather hard to do maps when some idiot is forking you!

>click< vruuuuuuum...

Oh joy!

BTW, I am aware that the maps are not loading. The host is being prodded as I type:

BoggyB: what's up with the website?
-----: a wonderful question...and one i would love the answer for....

Edit: site appears to be back up now (12:21am GMT)

I don't like knives, so I need to use the next best thing. (Knives scare me ;( )

What does it matter? If you were stabbing us with knives instead of forking us we'd all still tell you to shup.

And just to be a rebel, E.

How about we go S, E, S, W, S, E, E, N, W? It makes more sense. I believe another hyena robot is waiting for us if we go W.

Theres still the east exit.

West is the most popular answer. Pageclaim for Jeff!

We traveled Westward, and came to a door leading North. The hall continued on in both directions.

Hmm, I think the east exit contained the Hyena in the last room we were in.

Continue westward.

UF, the next Xion.

(I'm not participating because I don't like these maze things, I'd rather just read what happens.)