Oct 18, 2003, 05:14 PM | |
"What do you do with Trafton when he's grumpy?"
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Oct 18, 2003, 05:18 PM | |
"Well, he only gets grumpy with people he doesn't like. Or being bothered reasonlessly. If you wish to see him, just tell him I sent you. And take this," the monk tells you. Obtained Book of Gerbil!
Invintory: -Wings -Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire -Chaos Grape (in throat) -Dollar -Pandora's Car Key -Seer Orb -Chaos Coil -Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock) -Wafflepieces -KeyInACloak -Druid Robe -Sea Lemon -Lacrosse Stick of Doom -Pearldiver's Knife -Bookmark of Eternity -Dirt -Book of Gerbil Pageclaim. |
Oct 18, 2003, 05:20 PM | |
Thank monk.
"What can you tell me about Blackraptor?" |
Oct 18, 2003, 05:30 PM | |
What species are the monks?
"How far is this frozen island?" Control: Fawriel. Check Trading Post's stock. |
Oct 18, 2003, 05:56 PM | |
"I do not know much of the island," the monk begins, "all I know is that it is one of four, not including upper and lower Placespot. Trafton would know more."
All the monks are Romulans. Items for Trade: -Chaos Lightbulb -Rope -Lord of the Rings DVD -Broken Lazer Light -Pandora's Shoe -Pandora's Can -Twenty-Four Leaf Clover -Bandana -Basketball -Pink Gumballs (10) |
Oct 18, 2003, 06:12 PM | |
Control: Uberbob.
Thank Monk again. Give Monk Dirt. Go to Trafton's Cave. Knock on Trafton's Door. Control: Shuriken. Trade Foo for Chaos Lightbulb. Go to water. Do not choke on Chaos Lightbulb. Go to Lower Placespot. |
Oct 18, 2003, 06:16 PM | |
You thank the monk and give him the dirt. Returning to Trafton's Cave, you knock on the door. "Who goes there?" Trafton's voice asks.
The Gremlins refuse to accept Foo, claiming he's not worth a Chaos Item. Anyway, the lightbulb is too large to choke on. |
Oct 18, 2003, 06:26 PM | |
"It's me."
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Oct 18, 2003, 06:32 PM | |
^ ^
V "Who I am is irrelevant." |
Oct 18, 2003, 06:41 PM | |
"I've got the Book of Gerbil the Head Monk of the Gerbil gave to me!"
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Oct 18, 2003, 06:45 PM | |
"Oh, he sent you?" Trafton says, "Come on in." Trafton opens the door to his cave. Inside there's a small table and many shelves lined with books written in an unknown language, probably Dutch. "What is it you wish to ask me?" he continues.
Infinite is welcome to start playing again now. |
Oct 18, 2003, 06:48 PM | |
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"Where do babies come from?"
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Oct 18, 2003, 06:54 PM | |
"Is that one of the four islands?"
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:02 PM | |
"What do you know about Blackraptor's frozen island?"
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:05 PM | |
"Pfft," says Trafton, "do you HAVE to ask about the one thing I don't know? Well, the entire island is like one giant ice crystal. It has a nearly inpassable entrance, and only one. Legend has it that only one person ever broke through it."
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:08 PM | |
"Was this person named Fawriel or Pandora?"
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:14 PM | |
"Eh, no," says Trafton, "a bandit, named Wafflelord. He broke in entirely as a 'told ya so' statement. I believe he lives in NewSuperUltraUberMegatropolis, an island to the southeast, now. Ruled by anarchy, that place is. Far too weak of a police force."
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:17 PM | |
"So what's the northwest island?"
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:24 PM | |
"Hmm," Trafton says as he pauses to think, "a generally screwed up place known as Unfoo Isle. Renamed 'Unfoo Isle' after the fall of Archmage Fooruman, of course. Essentially anyone that goes there is instantly mauled by demons. Not a nice place."
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:27 PM | |
"Can you teach me how to swim?"
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:35 PM | |
"If I took them off..."
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Oct 18, 2003, 07:42 PM | |
"Could you grow new ones?"
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Oct 19, 2003, 08:16 AM | |
"No," Trafton explains, "Spotplace is in the middle. Pandora's Island is to the southwest, NewSuperUltraUberMegatropolis to the southeast, the frozen Isle of Darkness to the northeast, and Unfoo Isle to the northwest."
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Oct 19, 2003, 03:48 PM | |
"I will be headed to the surface presently. Do you know of any good way to get there?"
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Oct 19, 2003, 03:55 PM | |
"No, I'm afraid not. That's why I was asking if you could teach me to swim..."
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