Great...now we can kill any rabid hyena robot we come across, but only one, and we've no idea where to go or which one to kill.

I say we go W, S, E, E, N, W.

I hope for you that Dev hasn't seen this site!

I hope more that Radium hasn't.

It's Dev who made both mazes, though.

New map (I'm beginning to regret volunteering, but someone's got to do it)

...I think it's all correct. WR, you may want to rethink your commands.

Then W, S, W, S, E, E, N, N, E.

Originally Posted by Xobim

I hope for you that Dev hasn't seen this site!

Don't give him ideas!

Originally Posted by Cooba

It's Dev who made both mazes, though.

But Radium that told him what type of maze to make.

*rightclicksaves cube of doom*

I tried asciiing Boggy's map, in case his site goes down again or someone else wants to modify it, but I don't know if ascii will continue to work (due to instances like ╦╞╩, presuming they both don't connect to the hyena).

░░░░░░╦╛░░░
░░░░╞╦╝░░░░
░░░░╞╩╦╡░░░
░░╦╞╩╦╩░░░░
░╞╩╦╦╚╗╞╦╡░
░░╞╩╩╦╩╦╝░░
░░░░╞╩╦╝░░░
░░░░░░║░░░░

Before anyone asks how to type that, just check Character Map.

@WR: You have one N too many in that. Try W, S, W, S, E, E, N, E.

@Rad: Nice try with ASCIIing the map, although I'm seeing boxes instead of whatever spacing character you used. Plus the line spacing rather kills it.

FYI, the way I create the map is with Excel. Each cell is the size of one 'unit' in the maze, and the walls are just done by fiddling with the borders. I then Alt-PrintScreen it into mspaint, crop to fit just the map, save as bmp, convert to png and upload somewhere. Which is fine, if a little tedious. I'm happy to send the original spreadsheet to anyone who wants to play with it.

With the new rocket launcher in hand, we traveled West, South, West, South, East, East, North and East. A rabid hyena robot jumped out at us, but deploying my lightning-fast healer reflexes I blasted it into shiney pieces with a shot from the rocket launcher. Directly behind where the hyena had been was a dead end.
"That was pathetic," said Uberbob as the smoke cleared.
"But... I killed it."
"Yeah, but you didn't even give a one-liner," he explained. "How can you blow something up without delivering a witty one-liner?" I shrugged, and suddenly he hugged me. "It's not your fault," he reassured me, "you just aren't very cool is all." He let me go and walked away, but not before stepping on my foot with his heavy mechanical leg. For the benefit of the doubt, I was going to assume it was an accident. At least we had been getting along somewhat ever since I punched him in the face that one time.

Welcome back, Dev.

W, W.

@WR: Thanks!

We traveled West to the entrance to the next hall, then kept going West. We ran smack into another rabid hyena robot.
"Use the rocket launcher!" Uberbob commanded.
"It's out of ammo!" I cried desperately.
"Well... use magic!" he exclaimed. "Your most powerful spell! Now!"
I cast Raise on the rabid hyena robot. Nothing happened... well, besides us getting ripped to shreds by a rabid hyena robot.
________________________

"So when do I get to see the new and improved pie?" Uberbob asked as I finished poking the snow.

N, N, W, N, E, N, W, N, W, N, E, N, E.

We quested N, N, W, N, E, N, W, N, W, N, E, N, and E. Lying in the snow at the dead end was a shiney new ROCKET LAUNCHER! Holding in my hands seemed somehow familiar, like I had been destined to own it. It rocked.

W, W, W.

@WR: That's one West too many, but okay.

We all traveled back West, past the door leading South and into another dead end. I crashed into the wall because... well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. As I stumbled around I noticed that I was standing on top of a teleporter. The activation switch was on the side, and it seemed to be working just fine. I didn't know where the teleporter led to, but I assumed it was better than this hyena-filled nightmare.

Use the activation switch =D.

I flipped the switch on the teleporter and watched as its surface began to glow a pretty shade of blue. "Ooo," I said. Araches and Shuri stared at me.
"Let's teleport!" Uberbob suggested. "Teleport to... ADVENTURE!"
"We don't even know where it leads," L33tz4n pointed out.
"Of course not," said Uberbob. "What fun would it be teleporting somewhere if we knew where we were going?"

Teleport. Be ready to use the rocket launcher in case of anything.

..teleport?


edit: cooba wins

Have everyone stand on the teleporter.

We stood on the teleporter and TELEPORTED! Our cells disintergrated, flew through time and space, then reassembled themselves on the surface of another teleporter.
We stood in another long stone hallway. There was a door leading North. Either we were still in the same maze, or some entirely different maze altogether. Either way, I felt cheated by whatever sick, twisted mind conceived this place to begin with.

N!!

Map #1:


Map #2:

Boggy, you're being helpful.
Should not the teleport be '?2' however? It shows that it goes to maze 2, and maze 2's teleport should be '?1' to show it goes back to maze 1.

EDIT: Ok, now both maps show '?1'...

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

Boggy, you're being helpful.
Should not the teleport be '?2' however? It shows that it goes to maze 2, and maze 2's teleport should be '?1' to show it goes back to maze 1.

Thanks WR.

BTW, it's "?1" to show that those two teleporters are linked. This assumes of course that the teleporters are matched pairs, and not part of a chain.

I can do a number or coloured background in the maps to show which part of the maze they represent.

We traveled through the Northern doorway and into another hall leading West.

D.

No, W.

I say West!

Hi Dev, and wb from xmas

D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ds Fawriel and Odin*

there is no such direction as D

PAGECLAIM IN THE NAME OF FORKS

Also, pg 54 doesn't appear to be claimed, so I call it too.

D is basically the Death direction.
There must also be a Teleport direction...Radium lied to us! He said there were only N, W, E, S and D!

"Teleport" is as much of a compass direction as "Open door".

D is for Dennis.

Duh.

Originally Posted by UNKNOWNFILE

there is no such direction as D

Seems like ye can't get ye flask. ;(

I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE APOLOGY ;(

You're all insane.

"Let's go D," I suggested. There was a long, awkward silence.
"What have you been smoking?" Fooruman asked, stroking his beard.
"I... just thought we could go Dennis," I explained. Suddenly, I too wondered what I had been smoking.
"Let's try!" said Uberbob. "Follow me to... DENNIS!" Uberbob spun in a circle, dropped on the ground, then leapt back to his feet and jumped up and down repeatedly. He didn't seem to be making much progress.
"I don't think Dennis is a cardinal direction," L33tz4n said. "If anything it would have to exist in a fourth dimension, or perhaps at an axis of some sort, like the point where all universal paths converge."
"Don't tease Uberbob," Shuri told L33tz4n. "You might give him hope of finding Dennis, and that would really suck for the rest of us."
"I wasn't teasing..." L33tz4n sighed, but the rest of us were already heading West. We arrived at a door leading North, while the hall continued Westward.