I claim this page... MINE!

I have the 7th page =>!

Oh no...

The new chappies are great, CT... maybe I should have returned a few minutes earlier, so Kaz wouldn't have been able to claim this page

Acid, I think Copper's health still is > new chappies

Eval

health or conduct record? O.o.

What about CT's health ><?

*hugs N0, 4I, and Rad*

You got it AGAIN, Kaz?
@Acid: Not stupid. Triggerhappy.

Sasha crouched on the roof of a tower, high above the battle that had just ended. He had seen Acid coming, and had gotten out of the way.
The winged rabbit peered over the edge of the tower, and spotted several survivors scaling it.
I don't think that's allowed, boys.
Sasha dove feetfirst off the tower, dropping and knocking one lizard off. He twisted and spread his wings, soaring up again.
A second lizard turned, hanging on by one hand, as Sasha drew up. Sasha lashed out with his blade, and the reptile instinctively dodged. Unfortunately, dodging meant letting go.
"Oops," Sasha called as the lizard fell, not at all sympathetic, and winced when it hit the moat with a splash.
Abruptly he was thrown forward as a weight landed suddenly on his back. Twisting, he fought to get loose, but the third lizard that clung to him would not be thrown. Sasha flipped, dove, bucked against his enemy's hold, and finally threw himself violently up against the rock wall of the tower. Twice he smashed his back into the unyielding castle, and the third time the lizard lost his grip.
Sasha spun up, poised to strike the fourth (and last) climber from his perch. As he hovered, the lizard vanished into an open window.
Too late - !
Sasha dove, folding his wings and feeling an imminent sense of doom. He pulled up, crouching on the windowsill, and met the lizard's gloating eyes.
Then the only other occupant in the room turned, and Sasha found himself looking at a very startled Eva Earlong.
"No -"
Sasha launched himself at the lizard just as it hit a button on its belt. The reptile staggered as Sasha hitit, but recovered with remarkable speed as a swirling blue 3D orb blossomed in the middle of the room. The lizard lashed out, kicking Sasha in the stomach with both feet. Sasha threw himself backwards, caught himself, looked up just in time to see the lizard forcefully shove Eva into the orb. Ignoring the pain, Sasha leapt to his feet, but he wasn't quick enough to catch Eva, and instead she vanished.
Sasha spun, furious, and slew the startled lizard with one savage blow. The dead creature fell, and as it hit the floor, the device on its belt self-destructed. The orb writhed, collapsed in on itself, and vanished.
Sasha gasped for breath, doubled over and almost retchng, and knelt over the broken body of his foe. There was no pain. There was never pain. There was only anger.

Okay, a bit of heroics there, so sue me It was fun to write.

Yay! Goodchappeh! *hugs*

Acid, the Idiot Test link doesn't work in Internet Explorer either...

You'd better fix that if he wants to take it so bad, Acid

This calls for a very large ¬_¬.

¬_¬.

Wha?

4I's expression isn't towards you...

Err. Should we explain to Rad that the source says it's a false link?

Eh? I've barely been getting these pages. Wot with 4I's spam removage and stuff. This topic has been pretty well protected.

OMG DOUbLE POST! *beats Kaz over the head with the unholy brick of messed-up-ness*

BTW... no.

It felt more worthy to put it as a full post than an EDIT.

Take the all new < font color="blue">< u>Idiot test!< /u>< /font>

This is where the link is suposed to take you.

If you want to take it so bad, click here.

*snickers*

...





*snickers again*

But now we must ponder the possibility of sarcasm.

Possibility? What's possible? It's right there blaring out at you, how could you conceivably miss it?!

By our own ignorance... everybody in the non-honors classes misses the sarcasm I throw.

Originally Posted by Kaz

By our own ignorance... everybody in the non-honors classes misses the sarcasm I throw.

Hey, I've got a 4.2 GPA. That's not too stupid.

I had a 9th grade reading level in 2nd grade... haven't tested it since.

Scored 1422-1500 on the test last time I took it. Of course this place has low standards.

I don't think you've missed any sarcasm I've thrown Rad, but it's of course harder to catch it on the net than with real voices.

But every word spoken here stays here forever =P.

If I were seven years old, I'd have an IQ of 232.

As it is, my IQ is something around 160.

Isn't 180 considered a higher score?

Then again, this probably isn't from an accurate test >_>.

Um, guys? Maybe it's a good time to get back on topic...

*is ashamed his signature started another huge bout of spamming*

But to discuss this topic would be spoiling the story --.

EDIT: Last chappie was on saturday... should map these out and plan for the next chapter so I know when to steal steal the next page.

YaY! Radium bugs Queen Earlong!

Jack stared at the wall behind Sasha. The winged rabbit was a mess - pale blue wings ragged, slashes on his back and shoulders seeping dark blood, he winced every time he moved. His blond hair was wind-tossed, his featureless eyes unreadable.
"Jeez, Jack, if I'd known what was going to happen, I'd have gotten the cursed lizard sooner," he said quietly, customary bravado and arrogance gone. Jack nodded.
"I know. At least it didn't ger away."
"No, but my daughter did," the Queen said wearily. "What are we going to do about it?"
"We'll look for her too, Your Majesty."
"How desperate can these guys be - Eva and Jazz?"
"What's so special about this Riveth," N0 said, glancing nervously at the Queen. "Maybe we should just give it to them."
"No!" Radium was on his feet, looking alarmed but determined. "You cannot give them the Riveth!"
"How dare you?" The Queen glared at him, obviously having been pushed too far. "I am the Queen of Carrotus, and my daughter and my son-in-law have been kidnapped!" Her voice was rising dangerously. Radium ignored the warning signs and cut her off (not a good idea in ANY circumstance).
"Queen of Carrotus you may be," Radium said coldly, "but I am not your subject."
"I don't care! Give them anything they want! I want Eva and Jazz back, and you will not tell me otherwise!" She was getting hysterical. Jack grimaced.
"Of course, Your Majesty. The Riveth was for Jazz, though - we'll have to negotiate Eva's release -"
"I don't care what you have to do!"
Lori took action. Whispering something in Queen Earlong's ear, she led the distraught monarch from the room. Spaz followed haphazardly, leaving Jack and his companions to work it out.

Coming up next - friendly duel between Sasha and Defalcon Duels are so much fun to write.

W00t! Bugging people is fun.

*pokes Radium a few dozen times*

This story deserves a Green-Eggs-and-Ham-on-Fuzzy-Toast award!

Why is the bread fuzzy >_>?

I say WOOT to the next chapter

\/\/007*

Originally Posted by Kaz

Why is the bread fuzzy >_>?

What is this mythical "bread" thing? I only know of toast!

Yay, a 1337 duel chappie! I wanted to get some action in here quick.

Sasha and Defalcon locked gazes. The pair were facing each other over a small expanse of grass. Acid sat nearby, pretending to examine his rocket launcher.
Sasha had his scimitar, Defalcon had Nightwind and Nightfire. Between Sasha's wings and Defalcon's enhanced abilities, they were evenly matched, in theory. They were about to test that theory. They circled, eyes locked, weapons ready.
Defalcon made the first move, stepping in, trying to twist Sasha's blade outof line so he could bring Nightfire in for a quick victory. Sasha wasn't so inexperienced that he didn't see it coming - he stepped back, letting Nightwind trail off the end of his sword, and then struck down hard with the black and gold hilt, knocking Nightfire down and out. His blade flicked in at Defalcon, but the sky-blue rabbit had already gotten Nightwind back into line and deflected the blow.
Sasha skipped back. Defalcon was taking the offensive, and he knew it was a mistake to do so. So he backed off as well, letting Sasha carry the attack.
The black rabbit lunged forward suddenly, coming in hard. He swatted Nightfire away with his bare hand, and would have smashed through Defalcon's defense had Defalcon not lashed out with a foot. Sasha leapt over the attack, wings flashing as he flipped over Defalcon's head to land directly behind him. Defalcon spun, bringing both of his blades up to bear as they faced each other again.
Defalcon took the offensive again, coming in low and straight. Sasha sidestepped neatly, clearing his way with a blow of his scimitar. He brought his blade around in an arc, then down in a crosscut that Defalcon evaded by stepping back.
Behind them, Acid had set his weapon aside and was watching in fascination.
Sasha's sword flicked in, across. Defalcon parried and sidestepped; Sasha tripped him. Defalcon rolled to his feet nimbly, ducking Sasha's next swipe and hopping back.
Defalcon found himself followed relentlessly, as Sasha pursued him grimly. He arrested his retreat, stepped in to clash blades, and found himself in too-close quarters. He ducked and brought his shoulder up to knock Sasha away, just as a cold-feathered wing buffeted him on the head. Defalcon went with the blow, letting it push him away from Sasha.
Sasha slashed in, knocking Nightwind away as Defalcon attacked. Defalcon parried and caught Sasha's scimitar with Nightfire (oh, the joys of having two swords!) while Nightwind flicked back in. Sasha twisted away and tugged his blade free, then dove back in, coming in under Nightfire and around Nightwind. Defalcon leapt away, circling to the side and trying to catch his breath.
Sasha lowered his blade slightly, and Defalcon paused.
Sasha lunged forward, blade leading, and smashed it against Nightfire hard enough that Defalcon's entire arm went numb. He twisted; Nightfire went spinning away. Sasha whipped his blade up and around, Defalcon came in low - Sasha was too close but Nightwind grazed his ribs anyway as Defalcon pulled his blow hard - Defalcon was aware that Sasha's weapon had scored a thin line through the blue fur on his unprotected neck.
They ended that way, Sasha grinning like a maniac and Defalcon breathing a quiet sigh of relief.
Sasha turned away first; bent and retrieved Nightfire. Defalcon accepted his lost sword with a nod.
"Thanks," he said. Sasha shrugged.
"No problem."
Acid came over, ever-present rocket launcher in tow. Defalcon eyed the weapon sourly.
"That was an interesting fight," Acid commented. "What was the purpose?"
"One, to see how good Sasha was," Defalcon said, sheathing his blades. "Two .. what was two again?"
"You were going to attempt to beat the frustration out of me," Sasha supplied. Defalcon nodded.
"Oh yeah. Two, what he said."
"So did it work?" Acid wanted to know.
"Not really," Sasha said, "seeing as I beat the pants off im."
"Really," Defalcon said. "I must have missed that. When?"
"He's in denial," Sasha said to Acid. "He can't accept his inglorious defeat."
Defalcon was busily thinking up a suitable retort to this outrageous statement when Elexei and N0 came over.
"So, who won?" N0 asked innocently.
"I did," Sasha and Defalcon proclaimed together. Elexei blinked.
"We killed each other," Defalcon explained. The pale gold rabbit eyed them.
"You don't look very dead to me," he commented. Defalcon rolled his eyes. Sasha grinned.
"I know. Isn't it amazing?"
"Incredible," N0 said dryly. "What's amazing is how you two can be trying to murder each other one minute, and the best of friends the next. Uhh, just came to tell you that Jack's back."
"He went somewhere?"
"I dunno."
"How .. informative ..."
"Isn't it, though?"
"Yes."
Acid eyed the pair. "You guys are insane."
"I know. So glad you noticed. Your point?" Sasha glanced down, realized he still had his blade in his hand, and sheathed it.
"You're growing forgetful in your old age, Sasha," Defalcon teased. Sasha shook his head regretfully.
"You have no idea, Defalcon. You have no idea."

Whee! That was fun to write

wow, SWEET duel! And you are doing great with my char, him making dry sarcastic remarks and such. Can't wait till we get to the part where we all wreck havoc on an army of lizards or turtles or somthing!

`N0

What he said.

*Hugs Copper*

I feel so lost.

I should be here more often.

*whack*

Anyway, another awe-inspiring duel chappie by CT. G'job, again.

Yes. Yay.

Now go eat that sock over there.

Yes, that one.

Page claim in the name of claiming the page.