Me and Ducky haven't... and as long as it's 1 person effecting two it isn't pointless.

BTW...


(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)>I CLAIMETH THE SEVENTH PAGE!

Are you people going to annoy me forever? *sighs, then realizing he had been annoyed for only the past two minutes, and began to question his perception of time*


[EDIT]--Eat that, grammar police!

You forgot a question mark... and 2 minutes can seem like an eternity depending on how fast you are.

However the diffrence in time perce--hey, waitaminute, no changing the topic...
anyway, what do you want from me Kaz? I offered to tell you what happens in the end, and I'm not going to actually write it...

Write it or I let this small piece of black mail slip out into the Misc thread.

Black mail, what black mail? You have nothing you can black mail me with. Mwaha

Yes I do!!! I HAVE MILLIONS OF terrabytes of information of ICQ archives! I NEVER DELETE THEM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'LL FIND SOMETHING! ****IT I WILL!

Like what? There is nothing that you have in yer Archives that would undermind me...I think...I hope...maybe...

*bounces in*

Here's the grouchy mod come to carefully monitor your behavior...


So fill me in! What are we raving about?

Kovu claims that he won't write another chapter of Apokallyipsis, even though he already knows how it'll end, becuase he thinks that nobody's reading it. So I'm trying to find blackmail to use against him. I'm so evil for starting this...

*realizes people had replied*
You are evil, Kaz! You won't find anything in your Archives Kaz, and soon, Alderan will be mine!

Dude... I can help you there.

Kovu? I'm bellowing my fingers off on icq. Can't you see my messages? Can anyone?

*curses at Miranda*

The thing's like a sugar substitute.

So suppose we threaten to hold his crabs hostage unless he writes? He doesn't know about the other members of his household yet, I bet.

(Insert explosion of confusion here)


UIO AWHOIEDVHOISAHEDEIFJNES!!! WAS MY SPEECH CENTER OF THE BRAIN DAMAGED OR SOMETHING?!

Oh guys, I'm gotta skip. My people are watching a movie without me(heaven forbid).

catch ya later.
(and I WAS ON ICQ!)
Your friendly neighborhood moddy

Duckaah

Oh and it's UOI, Kaz old chap.*is very annoying*


Alderan's GONE, KOVEY< HAHAHAAAA
Okay I'll mind my own business now.

Goodnight.

*sniff* crabbies...*waaah*
Bah, now everyone is aginst me...
*continues to ponder why he could not see other messages*
anyway, I must go all, you can black mail me tomarrow.
...Darn you Kaz, and again Darn you Kaz! With Ducky on your side now surely you'll be able to find some black mail...
TEH PLOT THICKENS

I've come up with a list of possible black mail items... you can find them in the source of this page.




<1/15/01: I was close in predicting a better GB... but I called it gb delux>




BWAHAHAAHAHA! I HAVE AT LEAST 1 GOOD BLACKMAIL I MY LIST!


Erm, can't find anymore... and you never get on ICQ... sort of hoping your ICQ crashed for misc reasons =P.

Bonk~!

Kovu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Post more! Or I'll..ehm...use the fork! Bwahahahaha!

I took your fork. So forget about it.

....are we resorting to VIOLENCE?! Haaaah.

So he's HIDING, Kaz?At least we've got him scared.

Mweee.

weee.

Merf.


`Ducky

I'll wait for him to post a chappie, then I'll let it die, and if he makes no effort to revive it, I REVIVE ITA GAIN!!! WMAHAHAHAHAH!!!


or maybe we should flood Kovu with PMs

You all will have no sucess, Mwaha!

Yes we will... I have a plan. )=>

Bwahahah! Kovu will submit to the power of...the spork! Yes, the fork was just a ploy! All fall to the almighty all-in-one eating utensil!

Or we could just ask him nicely. Plllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa aaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????????????? ????????????

That'll never work, Defalc. We have to pound it out of hiM!


Mawhahaawa.


`Duckay

LESS TALK, MORE STALK!

I was told to tell you to post another chapter, soooo.....Post another chapter.

Bash~!

KOVU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or I might have to tell them the spoilers just to stop them from tearing the forum apart!

*looks at everyone staring at him* Uh oh...gotta run!

THWAP!

BIF! (Pokey the Penguin!)

*tear* marrgh
FINE! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
I will write one, and only one wrap up chapter, it will be short, and to the point, but will wrap everything up, okay?!
There! Bwaha! *tear*

WOO! THANK YOU EVERYBODY! Hope this doesn't turn out as the ironic wish though.

ONE?! Well I suppose it's better than nothing...aw plzzzzzzzzzz finish the story!

W00t. Kovey you rule :)


(Or should I say Kaz.. no I won't.)

begin part one



Cold, hard steel enclosed the chamber from the rest of the massive ship. It was a nail in the coffin, seeing the massive battalions of Knn soldiers marching about, the near invincible warfleet outside.
"How long have we been in here?" Ducky asked, despratley, laying on the steel floor. Tyio counted a certain set of notches he made in the steel with an iron filing.
"Eleven. Seraph, Juiso and Tymen are on the next planet by now, have been for there a day." Tyio swiveled around to face Black and Ducky, both wearing depressing Knn prisoner garb, bodies in bandages from what Asari had wrought, and a little thin due to the Knn's poor estimates of they're nutritonal needs. Being a Demon, Tyio fared a little better, but not much,
"They've already found the shard probably, and secured a grand warship, and any minute now they'll fly in, blasters blazing, and rescue us." Tyio attempted to show an optimistic side. A short while after that, the door to they're cell creaked open, revealing two large Knn soldiers. Now would have been the ideal time to escape, but Ducky and Black were in no health to mount one.
"The Demon wishes to see you all. You will follow us."

Tymen, Juiso, and Seraph were surprised to find the Y shaped vessel, with the name 'Ayleckek', no doubt some alien word, so readily available. Dispite erosion by the elements on the planet, it was in working order, and once the trio reconnected a plasma pipe which had been burned through by a small colony of acidic creatures, the ship, which, dispite it's alien shape, had a familiar, indeed, Carrotian interior. All this served to perplex our heros further, the cryptic message left by the dying creature in the hologram haunting them. But...there was a problem. The ship was in complete working order, besides a minor plasma leak.
Why would Seraph, in the future, lead the people of this world to believe her ship was disabled. The more pieces of the puzzle appeared, the dimmer the overall image became. The three of them took three seats in what seemed to be the control center. Dusting off some control pads, Seraph, who sat at the center seat, pushed a few buttons. An anxiety filled moment passed, waitng for the ship to respond. Then, with a vibrant humm, the lights flickered on and the engine could be heard preparing for it's use.
"Seraph, were will we go?' Tymen asked, sitting in the seat to Seraph's right. Her brow furrowed, her expression becoming puzzical. Then,
"We'll find Asari. She's been at every planet we've been to. She's either been following us, or she knows something we need to know." Juiso nodded,
"We can assume she's still in the local system, since she bombed us yesterday."
"Right,"Seraph returned,"let's go!"


end part one

THANK YOU KOVU!!! (pulls out a gun) now continue...

And duckah, thank me... =P

YAY KOVU! YOU RULE! Rock on! Woo!

Woah, I've nearly forgotten some of the characters. Better go reread some parts.

A field of stars drifted lazily infront of the viewport, thousands of points of light.
"Leave us." The Demon commanded, and the two Knn guards on each side of the shackled Tyio, Ducky, and BlackSheep left, the door closing behind them with a fssh.
"My name is Teross." The Demon said coldly, swivling his chair around to face the three of them.
"So?" Tyio said defiantly. He neither knew nor cared for the name Teross. With a regal stride, Terros stood and walked up to Tyio, and then abruptly, smacked him with the back of his hand.
The force of the blow knocked Tyio into a wall, splintering it, sparks flying onto the floor.
"Aaa!"
"You destroyed me! So long ago, you destroyed me and an entire universe. Now I want revenge, I will go back and erase YOU from the timespace continuum."
"I don't even know what you're talking about!" Tyio shouted, blood dribbling down his chin.
"Ofcourse not." Teross said casually, then snatched Ducky by the throat, pushing his sharp claws aginst her throat.
"Tell me where Symballen's Archon is or she dies!" Tyio's eyes shot open.
"****it, tell me now!" Teross screamed.
"No, Tyio, don't!" Ducky pleaded. Tyio ran torward Teross, smacking into him with a powerful leap, forcing Teross to release Ducky. However, he himself remained unphased.