Dec 22, 2003, 07:17 PM | |
Post 3000!
Summon Einstein.
Ask Einstein how to defeat Bionic Bandits. |
Dec 22, 2003, 07:38 PM | |
Actually, if you look at it from the War tavern (which discludes the very first post of this aka the post that started this topic) this would be post 3000.
And I have the page claim as proof.
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Dec 22, 2003, 08:02 PM | |
Bionicbandits have 1000 HP.
Shuriken casts Haste on Jay. L33tz4n summons Einstein. Einstein says "cast a lot of spells and use a lot of items and stuff in random ways." Bionicbandit attacks Einstein. Einstein is dead D=. Bionicbandit attacks Shuriken. Shuriken is dead. Bionicbandit attacks Jay. Jay loses a bunch of HP.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 22, 2003, 08:06 PM | |
....flee.
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Dec 22, 2003, 08:13 PM | |
Route of escape blocked D=.
Jay's status: -Species: Monkeysomethingperson -Intelligence: 35 -Strength: 680 -Defense: 680 -Magic: 0
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 22, 2003, 08:47 PM | ||
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Uberbob: Cast Enchant Weapon on Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire. Attack BionicBandit with Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire. Wear Bracelet. Look at BionicBandits through Magic Mirror. Hide under Druid's Robe. L33tz4n: Summon a bunch of iron bats on top of the BionicBandits' heads. Or inside them. Inside is better. Summon MSN Butterfly Guy, steal his wings. Araches: Cast Bloodlust on Jay. Check Jay's stats. |
Dec 23, 2003, 06:08 AM | |
The Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire is too powerful to be enchanted. Uberbob wears the bracelet. Uberbob feels pretty! He looks at the bandit's reflection in the mirror. They look mirrored. Uberbob cowers under the robe.
L33tz3n summons a bunch of iron bats over Bandits (can't summon inside). Bandits lose 1 HP. L33tz4n summons MSN guy and steals his wings. Araches casts Bloodlust on Jay. Jay's status: -Species: Monkeysomethingperson -Intelligence: 30 -Strength: 790 (988) -Defense: 790 -Magic: 0
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 23, 2003, 11:44 AM | |
If the amount of HP lost is equal to the strength of the attacker, why did the Bionicbandits only lose 1HP after a 570 attack?
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Dec 23, 2003, 12:06 PM | |
Magic.
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Dec 23, 2003, 12:19 PM | |
usually, when attacking, multiple factors are put into play.
First, we have the ATTACK strength. This is how much damage it would do per base. Second, we have EVASION of the enemy. This tells us if it hit them. Can you hit a moving target? Third, we have DEFENCE of the enemy. This tells us how much of the damage is prevented. Finally, we have LUCK. LUCK can tell us if it is a critical hit, which doubles base attack. So basically, it's a crapshoot. a 1,000,000 Point attack will be nullified by a 1,000,001 Defence rating.
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Dec 23, 2003, 01:14 PM | |
Well, fine. Have Jay attack again. Maybe this time he can do 419 damage.
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Dec 23, 2003, 01:25 PM | |
Jay does 2 damage.
Jay's status: -Species: Monkeysomethingperson -Intelligence: 25 -Strength: 920 (1150) -Defense: 920 -Magic:
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 23, 2003, 01:30 PM | |
Look around.
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Dec 23, 2003, 01:50 PM | |
You see bionicbandits, buildings, and a few blocks ahead the Mind Gate. Before you ask, they ARE blocking it.
Jay's status: -Species: Monkeysomethingperson -Intelligence: 20 -Strength: 1060 (1325) -Defense: 1060 -Magic: 0
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 24, 2003, 11:37 AM | |
Have Jay attack with the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
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Dec 24, 2003, 11:41 AM | |
Jay can't figure out how to use the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire D=.
Bandit1 attacks Jay. Jay takes 60 damage. Bandit2 attacks Jay. Jay takes 60 damage. Bandit3 leaves to get axes. Jay has 100 HP left. Game Saved =D! Jay's status: -Species: Monkeyboy -Intelligence: 15 -Strength: 1210 (1512) -Defense: 1210 -Magic: 0
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 24, 2003, 11:43 AM | |
Put Druid's Robe on Jay. Put Bracelet on Jay. Give Jay Knife.
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Dec 24, 2003, 11:51 AM | |
Jay wears robe. +.01 defense! Jay wears bracelet; Jay feels pretty! Jay takes knife. +10 attack!
Jay's status: -Species: Monkeyboy -Intelligence: 10 -Strength: 1370 (1722) -Defense: 1370 -Magic: 0
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 24, 2003, 12:48 PM | |
Remove bracelet from Jay, give bracelet to Bionic Bandits.
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Dec 24, 2003, 01:42 PM | |
Bionicbandits have destroyed bracelet D=. Nobody feels pretty anymore. Except Faw, but he is elsewhere.
Jay's status: -Species: Monkeyboy -Intelligence: 5 -Strength: 1540 (1925) -Defense: 1540 -Magic: 0
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 24, 2003, 03:30 PM | |
L33tz4n attempts to Hypnotize the Bandit, but the bandit is not affected. Uberbob and Araches attempt to cast spells on Jay, but Jay is unaffected.
As Jay's intelligence drops to zero, he let's out a mighty roar in a random direction. No longer is he a mere human, but something greater, something more powerful. Jay is now known as Furious the Monkeyboy! Random themesong plays from nowhere! Furious picks up MSN Butterfly Guy. Furious attacks Bionicbandit with MSN Guy. Bionicbandit takes 400 damage. MSN Guy dies. Furious's status: -Species: Monkeyboy -Intelligence: No -Strength: 2000 -Defense: 2000 -Magic: 0
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 24, 2003, 04:59 PM | |
....I foresaw this. If Jay can still understand human language, have him pwn the remaining bandits.
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Dec 24, 2003, 07:15 PM | |
Furious attacks bandit. Bandit takes 600 damage. Bandit dies. Bandit3 has returned with axes! Bandit 2 and 3 armed.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Dec 25, 2003, 09:44 AM | |
Uberbob is unable to posess the axe D=.
Furious attacks Bionicbandit. Bandit dodges. Bandit2 flees.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. <i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds. |
Jan 1, 2004, 10:28 AM | |
Everyone in party who isn't dead/missing/named Furious the Monkeyboy: Run down alley, hope that it isn't a dead end.
Chances are that as soon as Furious finishes off that Bandit, anything else in the area that moves is also going to be pounded by Monkeyboy there. |
Jan 1, 2004, 10:45 AM | |
Place Bookmark of Eternity in the way of Bionicbandit.
Let go of Bookmark of Eternity. |
Jan 1, 2004, 11:04 AM | |
Duck, and shine the magic mirror at the bandit (Dont ask why).
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Jan 1, 2004, 03:58 PM | |
aka your a face
If his top half is running towards you, there's nothing under him so just slide under him/duck/move a side.
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