Jan 14, 2004, 12:06 PM | |
Furious jumps at Wafflelord's head. Wafflelord attempts to dodge, but moves a second too late and comes metallically crashing to the ground. He quickly reacts and flips out of Furious's grasp.
Araches casts Bloodlust on Einstein. Einstein starts to move the bars, which very slowly start to bend. Inventory: -Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire: the permanent combination of many random items. -Druid Robe: Modern Celtic attire. =P -Magic Map: Allows teleportation, doesn't work interdimentionally. -Bookmark of Eternity: A bookmark that doesn't move unless Uberbob's holding it. -Magic Mirror: Reflects magic spells back with half the effect. -Bracelet: The magic regenerating bracelet. Can't be permanently destroyed. |
Jan 14, 2004, 12:17 PM | |
Uberbob: Use Magic Map to send Wafflelord to the middle of the ocean.>
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Jan 14, 2004, 02:19 PM | |
Have 1337z4n cast her water elemental spell to fight Wafflelord. Have Furious get the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire from Uberbob and try to use it to make the road sign into a weapon.
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Jan 14, 2004, 03:28 PM | |
L33tz4n does not yet have the power to summon a Water Elemental. Uberbob throws Furious the 'scraptstrudel. Furious sticks it on the end of the roadsign. He then swings it at Wafflelord, who nimbly dodges out of the way. Wafflelord comes up behind Furious and kicks him to the ground. "Fool," he says, standing over Furious, "has it not yet become clear that brains always triumph over brawn?"
Einstein tears the bars from the cage, making a fair sized exit. If anyone's confused, Araches, L33tz4n, and Einstein are in the cage. Furious and Wafflelord are nearby, and Uberbob is near them. |
Jan 14, 2004, 03:33 PM | |
Attempt to put Wafflelord to sleep with one of Einstein's long and boring lectures.
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Jan 14, 2004, 03:37 PM | |
It won't really work because Wafflelord will understand every word of what he says and find some intelligent reply I'm too stupid to think up.
Wafflelord raises his fist and prepares to kill the dazed Furious once and for all! |
Jan 14, 2004, 03:46 PM | |
Have Araches cast Haste on Einstein and have Uberbob give him the dagger. Run behind Wafflelord and throw his cape up over his head, then stab his raised hand so he can't attack.
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:11 PM | |
Araches casts haste on Einstein and Uberbob throws him the dagger. Einstein runs behind Wafflelord, throws the cape over his head, and stabs the raised robotic arm. In a shower of sparks, Wafflelord yells and grabs his injured arm. The summoned Einstein has been electrocuted and vanishes. Wafflelord tears the knife from his arm, throws it in the ground, and begins to untangle his head from the cape.
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:17 PM | |
Have 1337z4n summon a Rusty Bat and toss it to Furious, then have him hit Wafflelord over the head, hopefully knocking him out.
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:29 PM | |
L33tz4n manages to summon a bat and tosses it to Furious. Furious smashes Waffelord over the head with it, and the bat shatters. Wafflelord stumbles backwards, but doesn't fall.
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:30 PM | |
L_G appears in a flash of lighting right in front of Xion and asks, "What in the name of Nintendo are you doing???"
Back to the story: Have Araches cast Bloodlust on Uberbob, then have him pick a really big rock and throw it at Wafflelord while he's distracted. 1337z4n focuses to attempt to restore some of her magic.
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:31 PM | |
Xion is annoyed Radium does not let him play.
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:34 PM | |
Have Uberbob stab wafflelord in the head with the knife. Use telekinesis (or whatever it is called) to add to the killing power of the knife stab (by using it to push harder into wafflelord's head)
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:38 PM | |
Araches casts bloodlust on Uberbob. Araches is now out of spell points. Uberbob throws a rock at Wafflelord and attempts to stab him in the head. Wafflelord smashes the rock and grabs Uberbob's arm, stopping the knife. Wafflelord's robotic eye rotates, focusing on Uberbob.
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Jan 14, 2004, 04:39 PM | |
Oh. Well, in that case: (Off topic: "Revenge is a dish best served never," I say, and I summon Cat's Ear Tribe (a Yu-Gi-Oh monster) to reduce Xion's attack power to 200. I then equip the magic card Sword of Deep-Seated to increase CET's attack to 700 and attack. Xion is destroyed and Xion loses 500 Life Points.)
I don't think killing Waffle Lord would be a good idea...didn't he take them all here in the first place? Let's have 1337z4n try to cut off his air (without killing him) by squeezing him with her tail.
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Jan 14, 2004, 05:08 PM | |
But the reason we came here was to kill him! Have everyone attack Wafflelord at once. Have furious the monkeyboy tackle wafflelord, l33tz4n... err... wack him, have uberbob try to punch him, and have Araches follow l33tz4n's example. Have Shuri (where was she?) jump onto him to prevent him from trying to jump up.
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Jan 14, 2004, 05:26 PM | |
But how did they get there in the first place???
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Jan 14, 2004, 05:55 PM | |
They just stupidly barged into the mind gate. The place inside was currently reflecting Wafflelord's mind. He did not bring us here.
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Jan 14, 2004, 06:25 PM | |
So if they kill him, that means they could get stuck in an infinite void for the rest of forever...^^;; This can't be good.
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Jan 14, 2004, 06:36 PM | |
I kinda assume the area would go blank and the gate open again. But, ok.
If killing Wafflelord will be bad for Uberbob and co (as in, the interior of the mind gate will become a void as empty as if it had been modeling Xion's mind) ignore my last order. If killing Wafflelord will not be bad for them, execute my last order.
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Jan 15, 2004, 06:27 PM | ||
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Jan 16, 2004, 12:55 PM | |
Just asking, is Faw still in the story or is he gone forever? Same with foo.
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Jan 16, 2004, 02:17 PM | ||
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If it wasn't for me this would have gone down on your PERMANENT RECORD.
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Jan 16, 2004, 02:24 PM | |
Off-topic to Xion: 9_9 You're obsessed with PSO; I'm obsessed with Golden Sun. Don't make me summon Thor on you...
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Jan 16, 2004, 02:30 PM | |
I really like Starcraft. Can I call in a Terran fleet to attack Xion?
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Jan 16, 2004, 02:34 PM | |
Not unless the Night Elves (Warcraft III) are joining.:evil:
Can we get back to the game before this thread succumbs to the spam king? (Xion)9_9
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Jan 16, 2004, 03:08 PM | |
& is *my* friend.^_^
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Jan 16, 2004, 07:59 PM | |
Okay, so is it a good idea to kill Wafflelord or not???
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Jan 17, 2004, 06:24 AM | |
LET'S ALL BE FWIENDS!!!1!!!1!^_^
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Jan 17, 2004, 10:11 AM | |
Have Araches "persuade" Wafflelord to open the gate, then have him take you to BR's lair. Or you can just cut his head off and search his brain for that info, whatever works.
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