Prologue:

The animals in the Jazz Jackrabbit dimension have created a stable link between their dimension and the Earth dimension. They have both passed a law, allowing each other to study each other, to a certain extent. However, some greedy humans see this dimension link not as a great source for research, but as a great source for money. Now, they hide in waiting next to the dimension portal, awaiting the next wave of Animals to come through, oblivious to their fate.



There. You got what you voted for. Here it is. Now, you can enter your character. However, there is only one slot this time:

PPls that get caught by PPls who want bunches and bunches of $$$.



Also, here is a list of people I am using.

Jiaike
Omicron Hellbot
Acid
Electrik

4I Falcon, if you object to me using your character in this one, just tell me.

Que Passa!!!!

ME ME!!! CAN I BE IN IT?!?!?

(Think about it: A talking cartoon bat can raise a lot of moola in the freak show.)

I want to be an evil human disguised as an Animal to see if they are overly dangerous.

Hmm.. can you include me too? I could be Pho's sister or something like that

You can find my (updated) character descriptions here.

Huh?
Being caught is not actually my style...^.^;;

Aw,well,told ya I'm in,so yeah!

Sure, acid. You can use Jack Flash here as well, if you can find a good place for him.

Just one request, though, if you do decide to include Jack: Let him blow up lots and lots of stuff. Not random things, but things that are actually supposed to have their incalculable numbers of molecules propelled away from each other at extremely high speeds. I've had an insatiable compulsion to make things explode lately. :efil:

OMICRON MUST DIE. *erf erf* PREFERABLY DEATH BY LARGE EXPLOSION. >_>

Either that, or he allies with the WTers. But a large explosion would be nice if all else fails.

Yoy!

Cool. I don't really want to join, though ... I'm less of the type of guys you sound like you need, and more of the "shoot 'em up" type. Sounds good, though.

CHAPTER 1: Foo

*BOOM!!!*
“AUUUGH!!!”
Acid stretched. This was going to be a nice day, it seemed. He looked out the window at the clear day outside. His brother walked into the room.
“Nice day, isn’t it?” asked Acid, looking out the window, still.
“Yeah. Looks like it’ll be sunny all day.
There was a knock on the door. Wondering who would come at this time in the morning, Acid went to get it. He opened the door. A tan rabbit wearing a purple sweatshirt, green jeans and a purple helmet that had not been clipped, and looked as if it was about to fall off his head was standing there. Acid quickly shut the door. Then he opened it again. Seeing the rabbit was still there, he shut it again. He repeated this process a few more times, then sighed.
“Hi, Foo.”
“FOO SHAYSH HI!!!!!”
Foo jumped in and hugged Acid, who looked like he didn’t quite care what the weather was today; this was not a good day.
“Electrik, our cousin’s here for a visit.”
“Oh, joy.”
Foo shot into the living room, followed shortly by Acid. Foo was examining the coffee maker, and was extending a paw to push the button.
“NO, DON’T TOUCH THA-“ yelled Acid, but it was too late.
*BOOM!!!*
Foo, whose head was now brown instead of the tan it was, blinked a couple times. Then he said, “FOO LIKEY!!!”
“Uh oh,” Acid said.
*BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!!!*
Foo started bouncing around the room, saying “YAY!!!” every time he jumped off the floor.
Acid grabbed him before he could do any more damage. “Calm down!”
Foo knew not to mess with his cousin, so he relaxed and plopped himself down in a chair.
Electrik looked at the calendar, to see if anything important happening today would have to be postponed because of Foo’s unexpected arrival. “Hey, Acid, today’s the day we’re supposed to go through the portal!”
Acid promptly fell over.
Foo jumped up. “Can Foo come?”
“Umm…” Electrik was about to say no. Too late.
“FOO ISH COMINGISH!!! YAY!”
“Oh, great. When is it?” asked Acid.
“In ten minutes. We’d better get going.” Electrik started out the door.

Yes, another character: Foo. A little on the wacky side, as you can tell.

First chapter! Yay!

Yes, in the first chapter, I don't have anyone besides my characters yet. I will get most of them in the next chapter, as they will be going through the portal.

A little?! A little wacky?

That's almost the equivalent of me after eating twelve pounds of chocolate while on a sugar rush after having a very bad day! That's what wacky he is!

ME LIKESH TEH FOO! *hugs Foo* ^_^

[n00bish] *AGREES WIHT PHO PLZ THX =))))))))* [/n00bish]

Lol, Foo so rocks xD

I love the way you write, acid!

MORE. *drools* :P

Why is everyone so acting n00bish around here?! O_O

Anyways. Yes. What Skúlg said. More of fun stuff which is that.

By teh way, any particlar reason that the name's "Animals"? Jes' wondering.

UUWAAAAA

CHAPTER 2: trouble

They started off towards the portal. Along the way, they saw Fawriel carrying a large crate. Acid looked at the writing on one side.
“Pu edis siht? What’s that supposed to mean?” He asked. Fawriel Looked at Acid, terrified. “I’m just kidding! It’s right side up.”
“Don’t do that, okay? I might drop it. And I don’t think ol’ Wizard of Odds would be happy to hear that his new supercomputer didn’t make it to his office. Whew, this is heavy!”
Fawriel set the crate down. Acid laughed. “You know, you should start charging people! You’d be rich!”
Fawriel gave Acid a playful punch on the cheek. “You know I only do this for my buddies!” He started to lift up the crate again, when Foo walked over.
“Can Foo help?”
“NO.” said Acid promptly, before Fawriel could react, or Foo could take the silence as a yes. Foo looked at Acid, his eyes ballooning up.
“Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?”
“NO.”
“Why not?” asked Fawriel, who was confused about the whole thing.
“Foo helping you carry that box is like insuring a nuke to hit this very spot. I wouldn’t recommend it.” Acid answered, swinging an arm outwards to block Foo’s way to the crate. “Well, see you at the portal!”
“Bye!”

Acid, Electrik and Foo continued.
“Good friend, huh?” Electrik asked.
“Yeah, you could say that,” replied Acid.
A little ways later, they ran into Batty Buddy. Not literally.
“Que passa!!!”
“Hi, Batty Buddy! What’s up?” Acid said.
“FOO LIKESH BATTY BUDDYISH!!!” Foo ran over to Batty Buddy, and gave him a big hug.
Acid looked at Batty Buddy. “You know him?”
“No,” replied Batty Buddy.
Acid shrugged. “Come on Foo, we need to get to the portal.”
Electrik looked at Batty Buddy’s backpack. “Are you ready?”
Batty Buddy grinned. “Sure!” I’ve got food,” he pulled a rubber chicken out of his backpack, “sleeping bags,” he pulled a bomb with a lit fuse out of his backpack, which Foo promptly snatched, and examined it in the few seconds time before it exploded in his face, “and stuff to do when we’re bored.” The last thing he pulled out was a gun that was bigger than he was. He suddenly realized what he had pulled out. “Um, no, we’re not eating rubber chickens, we’re not sleeping on bombs and we’re not playing with guns bigger than we are!” everyone burst out laughing.

When they got to the portal, they saw everybody else waiting. Foo decided he would greet them.
“QUE PASSA!!!!!!!!!!”
Everybody looked up to see what made the noise. They were expecting Batty Buddy, not this tan rabbit. Foo grinned sheepishly.
“…Well, then. Are we all ready?” asked Jack Flash, who had instinctively pulled out his gun when he heard Foo’s shout. He quickly pocketed his weapon.

They all walked through the portal. Acid looked around. “Something’s not right…” Suddenly, there was a loud wham, a huge pain, and then everything went black.

There. The second chapter.

Pho and Skulg: [n00bish] OMG OMG HEER TI IS PLZ THX!!!111!!!11=)))))[/n00bish]

4I Falcon: You'll see in the next chapter.

I'll see... what. exactly?

*imagines being "great big hugged" by Foo*

[useless mental brain thoughts]
Foo: "IT ISH TEH JACKFLASH WOOOO!!!!11" *leaps at Jack and catches him in a "great big hug"*
Jack: *GLRK!*
Foo: "HIHI!!!!" *squeeze*
Jack: *winces in pain* "...help...me..."

Verra goot chappie, acid. I wobble in anticipation for your next work of literary art.

Edit: Idiocy removal.

Que Passa!!!!

BATTY BUDDYISH LIKESH FOO!!!... But DON'T EVER HUG ME AGAIN!!! I need every one of my ribs in perfect condition if I'm going to be able to collect the deposite on then when I'm through...

/\/\

[Idiotic but democratic hypnotism] You will include me in the next chapter, you will include me! [/Idiotic but democratic hypnotism]

[Idiotic but democratic hypnotism] I will kill Blackraptor in the next chapter, yiss yiss! [/Idiotic but democratic hypnotism]

4I Falcon was thoroughly decimated by Blackraptor

CHAPTER 3: animals

“My head hurts. Where’s my coffee maker?” Acid was the first to recover. He suddenly realized something was not right.
Specifically, they were not in his office, or on the other side of the gateway, or anything like that. They were in a small enclosure. There was a small pool, a water tray, a bowl that contained what looked like brown sludge, and pretty much nothing else. His companions woke up shortly, groaning and stretching. Foo immediately clamped onto Acid.
“Foo ish shcardish! Foo ish vewy VEWY MRRFLSH!” Foo tried to say, but Acid, eliminating any dignity he had left, had stuck his fist into Foo’s mouth. They all looked at each other.
“Hey-where’s Fawriel?”
Nobody knew the answer. They just stared at each other blankly for a few moments.

After waiting a while with nothing happening, Acid decided to investigate a little more. He saw a sign, and tried to make sense of it.
“Zoo hours: 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM?” Realization dawned in a few seconds. “WE’RE ANIMALS IN A ZOO?!?!?”
Everybody was startled by his outburst, and looked shocked at the sign he had been reading.
“Apparently so. We are in a zoo. Incidentally, who knows what time it is?” asked Jack.
“9 hours, 25 minutes, 33 seconds and 57 hundredths of a second, at time of reading.” Replied Acid promptly.

“Well, I for one am not going to sit around and be goggled at for 8 hours.” Said Jack, and reached for his weapon. Or at least, where his weapon would have been if it had been there. “AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!”
“They took our weapons. THEY TOOK OUR WEAPONS!!!!!” Shouted Acid.
“HEY! THEY TOOK MY BACKPACK TOO!!!” Yelled Batty Buddy. He did not look happy at all.
“FOO!”
“Well, there’s one thing they didn’t take…” said Electrik. “Me.”
“What do you have to do with anything?” Asked Acid glumly. Electrik zapped him.
“Don’t you realize? My fur is electrically charged? Do you think they would be able to get rid of that?” said Electrik exasperatedly.

He tried a few experimental zaps at the wall. Then he tried blasting it with full power. The wall was without a scratch, and Electrik was knocked unconscious.
“Well, that’s just great…” muttered Acid.

Chapter 3. 4I falcon was wondering why my story was called Animals. Now you should know.

Yes, I am being a bit secrative about who is there, but I actually haven't quite made a complete decision.

Sorry about the big delay, but I'm lazy. Bleah.

Intriguing, continue please.

Que Passa!!!!

Showoff... Now I'LL have to continue MY story... You really know how to ruin being lazy...

/\/\

ar..cameo appearance...maybe big apperance...maybe main character....maybe you could squeeze me in? at least a cameo?

Profile:
A Ninja with a sword.
Items:A can of spam,
Weapons:Sword, ninja stars.

'nuff said.

RuxOr, Acid. Artfully done, even
I think I won't join the ranks of the nOObish and ask to join. Even if I do want to.

Continue?

Mo Tay!

Ooo, suspense... waitasec... I dun like suspense...

DAM PPLZ TOOK MY BLASTERS??!! I'MA BE KILLIN' SOMEONE NOW!

lol, calm down, 4I. Acid'll give you them back ... sometime in the future. I think.

I was going to post a potential chapter here, but I decided against it. Ah well, I updated it so that maybe Acid will update it sometime soon. Preferably with a chapter that actually advances the plot.

Acid, as long as I get to kill one of these money-grubbing bass-turds, this story is great.

Meanwhile…

Fawriel stopped for a few seconds to catch his breath and collect his thoughts. He had seen humans, but they hadn’t seemed like the ones that would greet them, and sure enough, they had attacked. Fawriel had been lucky enough to escape them. He had been on his way to Jazz Jackrabbit that moment to tell him about what happened, in fact. However, he heard hushed voices. Intrigued, he hid and listened.

“It’s very risky, you know,”
“I KNOW HOW RISKY IT IS. I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK. ARE YOU WITH OR AGAINST ME, JIAIKE?”
Fawriel instantly recognized Omicron Hellbot’s robotic voice. The other rabbit must have been Jiaike. Just recently he had met both of them, scheming to turn Acid’s invention into… Something. Whataver it would have been, considering that these people were bad guys, it would have been something to destroy Carrotus with, most likely. Fawriel heard the voices moving away, so he crept out of his hiding place and began to follow. Whatever these two were up to, it wouldn’t be good.
“Okay… But still!”
“NO BUTS.”
“Don’t you realize we will be breaking at least 50 Carrotian laws by doing this?!?”
“I DON’T CARE. IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE…”
Fawriel heard the sound of a trash can’s atoms all being propelled apart rapidly.
“You’ll blow up trash cans?”
“NO!!! THAT WOULD BE A MEANS OF GETTING OUT OF TROUBLE.”
“Blowing up trash cans?”
“YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT.”
“So, what does blowing up trash cans have to do with anything?”
“FOOL!!! I WON’T BE BLOWING UP TRASH CANS! I CAN USE THE BOMBS TO BLOW UP PRISON CELL WALLS, OTHER ANIMALS, ETCETERA.”
“ohhhhhhhh now I get it…”
Fawriel chuckled at Jiaike’s slow-wittedness. He looked back up to see them walking towards the portal.
“IT WILL BE SIMPLE, YOU’LL SEE.”
They disappeared into the portal. Fawriel waited a few seconds, then rushed into the portal. He saw Omicron and Jiaike’s unconscious bodies being loded into a truck that said ZOO on the side.
Fawriel jumped back into the portal, and began sprinting towards Carrotus palace.



There. I hope it advances the plot enough for 4I Falcon to be happy.

Um, yeah. Who's side is Jiaike on again?

Anyway, yes, you've managed to advance the plot some, so I'm pleased. Good job.

Scary
Continue, plz!

Jack Flash was starting to feel the effects of the recent events.
“They. Took. My. Gun. They. Took. My. Gun. They. Took. My. Gun. THEY TOOK MY GUN!!!!!”
“Whoa, hey, cool it!”
“I want to blow things up.”
“I’m sorry, but you can’t, seeing as they took your gun.”
“AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHDIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Jack launched himself at the wall surrounding the enclosure. He was knocked out, but there were several large cracks in the wall that hadn’t been there before.
Acid looked at his watch. It usually was a paper-thin band the same color as his fur, but he could push a button and part of it would unfold into a timepiece. This is why he had not been relieved of it. “9 hours, 45 minutes, 32 seconds and 50 hundredths of a second.”
“STOP REMINDING US.” Electrik made his point loud and clear. Acid refolded his watch and slunk to another corner of the enclosure.
Batty Buddy was the first to hear footsteps. He told the others about it. The footsteps got louder, and stopped in front of their enclosure. They all waited with baited breath.
The zookeeper opened a door, toosed in two unmoving forms, and closed the door. They heard the click of a lock.
Acid walked over to the newest addition to their enclosure.
“OMICRON?!?!? JIAIKE?!?!? WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!?!?”
His sudden outburst surprised everybody, and woke up the two unconscious figures.
“HUH… WHAT?” Omicron’s scanners were a bit fuzzy from the blow.
Everybody stared blankly at each other for a moment. Acid was the first to speak.
“Um, seeing as we’re in a bad situation here, how about we call a truce?”
Although if he hadn’t said it everyone would have killed the opposite side, there was unanimous agreement.
“LET’S SEE ABOUT GETTING OUT OF HERE…” Omicron pondered for a moment.
Jiaike piped up. “How about the bombs? You told me you were going to use them for things other than blowing up trash-
“SHUT UP!!! BUT THE BOMBS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA…”
Click. Omicron looked skeptical for a moment, then tried again. Click. Click again. ClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClick ClickClickClickClick.
“THEY STOLE THEM!”
ClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClickClick ClickClickClickClick.
“THEY STOLE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY WEAPONS! I AM GOING TO KILL THOSE PEOPLE!!!”
“As they did with all of us. If you would reach down to grab one of your grenades, Jiaike, they wouldn’t be there.” Said Electrik coolly. Jack twitched and groaned. Jiaike immediately reached for his grenade pack, which wasn’t there.
“WELL, I PROPOSE ONE THING… I WAS BUILT TO BE EXTREMELY POWERFUL…” Omicron Hellbot walked over to the wall, wound up, and let fly what looked like his most powerful punch yet. The result was amazing. The wall, apparently built to stop things from escaping, exploded where Omicron hit it. Omicron was thrown back with the force of his punch, and hit the opposite wall. The same thing happened. What happened next was like pinball with a robot as the ball and exploding walls. Needless to say, the walls took quite some beating, but so did Omicron. Short-circuited by the rapid movement and sudden direction changes, the ERS (Emergency Repair System) automatically took over.
Acid looked at his watch. “Uh, guys, apparently Zoo hours start right NOW.”



There were lots of explosions in this chapter so I hope 4I Falcon's happy.

*looks at replies* hmmm...
[sarcasm]
RIP: Animals

Died: I dunno when. Sometime before now.

Cause of death: lack of replies
[/sarcasm]
COME ON, GUYS!!! AN AUTHOR NEEDS SUPPORT!!!

Originally posted by acid
There were lots of explosions in this chapter so I hope 4I Falcon's happy.

Oh hell yeah. Very good job on the way Jack reacted. That probably would be what I would have done too.

"THEYTOOKMYGUNTHEYTOOKMYGUNTHEYTOOKMYGUNTHEYTOOKMYG UNTHEYTOOKMYGUNTHEYTOOKMYGUNRAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Que Passa!!!!

EXPLOSIONS GOOOOOD!

(And don't worry about replies. Just do what you do. I do.) /\/\

Live, Animals! Liiiiivvvveeee!!!!!!!!
You want replies, I'll give 'em to you. I know how it feels.

So anyway, this story rox, of course. I like explosions. And Jack's reaction is pretty funny

Fawriel skidded to a stop in front of Jazz’s palace. He caught his breath, then walked casually inside. He greeted Jazz. Jazz nodded.
“Yes, Fawriel?”
“The group I was going with through the portal was attacked! I think they have been taken to a prison of some sort. The humans call it a zoo. I know we were supposed to go at that time! I don’t have any idea why they have been jailed. Oh, and Omicron Hellbot and Jiaike have been taken there, too.”
“Oh, my. We’ll have to contact the humans immediately!”
He didn’t have to, as the phototransmitter told him the humans were contacting him. He opened the link.
“Is this your idea of a joke?!?” The group was supposed to be here an hour ago!!!”
“Who’s joke?!? You sent that group to this prison you call a zoo!”
“What? Wait a minute. Tell me more.”
“My faithful source here has given me the information that humans have captured our diplomatic convoy and sent them to a place called a zoo.”
“Hm. Well, it had nothing to do with us. We’ll see about finding the zoo they’ve been taken to. This is a very strange incident, indeed!”

“Hahahahaha!!! We’re gonna be rich!”
“Aye, not only selling tickets, but this weaponry’s gotta make a big buck on th’ black market!”
The two owners of the zoo laughed some more. They were examining the animal’s weapons. One of them, Chuck, was tossing one of Jiaike’s grenades up and down, and the other, Moe, was examining Acid’s rocket launcher.
“Any terrorist would do anything for this lot! Check this out!” Moe imitated a terrorist. “Nobody move or I vaporize the building!!!”
Chuck doubled over laughing. “Hoo! That’s gonna make anybody cooperate!”
“Oy! Zoo visitin’ hours start now! Get ready!”
Chuck did as he was told, and soon many people were flocking in, eager to see this “new attraction”. The two owners settled back to watch.

The guests weren’t so bad at first, but the more people came, the worse they were, it seemed. One of them started throwing rocks at the animals, trying to get them to move.
“Move your lazy butts! This is boring!”
Phoenix Wing did not approve of her rear end being called lazy. “I would think that you would move to another display if this one was boring, or maybe you’re even more lazy than you think I am.
The fact that Phoenix Wing could talk scared the observers for a moment, then everybody but the boy who threw rocks started laughing at the wisecrack that Phoenix Wing pulled. That boy heaved a veritable boulder at Phoenix Wing. It fell quite a bit short of it’s target.
“I also can’t say much for your strength or intelligence, but that is quite a round belly you have there.”
The boy, fuming now, stomped off among peals of laughter.
The animals laughed along with the crowd. However, the worst part of the day was yet to come.



There. Got Pho in. She was here from the start, but I never mentioned her before.
GAH! Phoenix Wing, do you have a shorter nickname I could use, besides Pho?
BTW, Coppertop, I have an idea for how you could be in the story. Besides being captured by the evil people who want money. You'll see.

I'm not sure whether to encourage you to write more, threaten bloody murder on the zoo owners with my own hands, or simply take the story unto my own and tear it to shreds as I please.

I think I'll stick with number one, considering I know you'll give me my weaponry back, and I know you'll let me vape at least one of the stupid dastarbs. *cracks knuckles*

WRITE MORE KTHXPLZ =)))))))

Touch me and die.

Great part. Don't put me in the zoo, plz! I never was a people person!

Originally posted by acid
...The fact that Phoenix Wing could talk scared the observers for a moment, then everybody but the boy who threw rocks started laughing at the wisecrack that Acid pulled...

Heh. Oops.

Fixed that.

lol, I noticed that.

I didn't.

Whatever. Good job.





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I'm becoming anxious.



Check your PM inbox.

Don't let this die.

Alright, 4I Falcon, here's the scoop. You don't see any new chapters until E:JF gets another one.

Page claim.

Tell you what... I won't post anything of E:JF until another chapter of Animals shows up.

(Warning: Standoff approaching!)