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You May Have thought Me I would never post a Story In The War tavern But I am going To. so there! Anyway All I Need Is Your Profiles.



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Que Passa!!!!



How about ME, Me?



Name: Batty Buddy (Or Batty, B.B., etc.)

Species: Toon Bat

Looks: Well, for starters, I'm animated- Meaning I do not look quite real, or three dimentional, and am surrounded by an thin pen outline. I also have brown fur, red eyes- but I wear sunglasses to hide them from others(After all, the sight of glowing red eyes tends to freak others out.) I also have a set of stubby blunt fangs that can't really do any damage- but they look cute.

Hight: 2 and a half heads tall... Ok, so I'm just under 3 feet tall.

Clothes: A pair of afformentioned sunglasses, and an orange backpack I can pull anything out of. However, I usually pull something useless out of it by mistake.

Age: 19- going on 20

Fears: Erasers, White-out, Pain, Owls, And things I don't understand.

Personality: I tend to be wacky and love playing jokes. I love playing dumb with people who are already dumb enough, but in fact, I can be smart if a situation absolutely demands it- it's just that I normally don't like to.

Abilitys: Flying, eccolocation, and I can perform the cosmic shift, allowing me to alter reality to put things in my favor(Examples of the cosmic shift include, floating in the air because I haven't looked down, painting a hole in the wall that someone can travel through, Eating a whole feast without gaining a pound, etc.) but I MUST PUT REALITY BACK THE WAY I FOUND IT!!!

Otherwise, someone could get hurt.

Disadvantages: Not very fast on land, as I tend to waddle- but that don't matter, I'm a diablo in de skys. Also my fear of the unexplained makes me a little hesitent- which is good, because I'm very unlucky and tend to get hurt alot.

Idols: Spaz, Howard the Duck, Roger Rabbit, and Tom and Jerry.

Catchphraise: 'Que Passa!!!!'(I love the sound of the Spanish Language.)

Other things I like: I like poetry, fruit, alcholic drinks, and Italian sodas


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Yeah sure....Ill be a part of it man. Just remember that Im a TIME Traveller who fights alone and tends to lack friendly approaches, yet deep underneath he is one of the most caring rabbits in the world. I also need ppl for my new story, since Im making a kewl comeback!!!!!!



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name: Willet Dowitcher



Occupation: Warrior Mage (mage=wizard)



Age: 57 (that's young for a Hoovarl)



Race: Elven race called Hoovarl



Eyes, hair, etc.: Eyes are brown. Hair is black, short in the back, sides, and top, but long (not thick though) bangs that reach at least his lip. sometimes has a short goatee, or Van Dyk sort of thing.





Family: The Hoovarl are all related as they live to be extremely old. (not trying to be perverted here) Incest is all there is and not at all immoral, as everyone is VERY closely related, they have no other choice. Some time in the future that will have changed as the branchs of their family tree expand. So there you have it.



Relationship: He grew up outside of Hoorinhill, so he isn't quite like them culturally. In other words, my character isn't going to be married to his cousin. lol. Anyway, he has a fiancee sort of person named Mihana.





Companions: A long time friend travels with him usually. This friend is Gralee Sandheaver, a Hobbit from Bree. (yah, that name's fimiliar to all you Tolkien fans like me )





CLOTHING



Cloak: dark-gray.



Headgear: Hood from cloak. Also wraps head sometimes in a dew-rag sort of way using olive drab linen.



Footwear: Heavy, brown leather boots, knee-high. 'Nuff said.



Pants: Tightly fitting, but flaring toward the boot, then tucked in. Sometimes slightly bloused around the boot. Brown or dark-gray pants made of a thin linen.



Shirt: Tight fitting, dark blueish-grayish, 3/4 lengthed sleeves that flar at the end. Has a slit about three inches that goes down from the collar with a flap that fastens over it.



Misc. Clothing/accesories: Elven sword as seen here





Wrist cuffs made of leather are sometimes worn.



His two best items, besides that rawkin' sword, are his Staff and Ring. The Ring isn't an evil ring like the One Ring. But a good Ring. An Elven Ring made to help those who are holy and pure. His Staff is a wizard Staff, of course.



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okay lemme repost this because i added a lot and not many people will reread it that already read it...or something



I want to be in it.



name: Willet Dowitcher



Occupation: Warrior Mage (mage=wizard)



Age: 57 (that's young for a Hoovarl)



Race: Elven race called Hoovarl



Eyes, hair, etc.: Eyes are brown. Hair is black, short in the back, sides, and top, but long (not thick though) bangs that reach at least his lip. sometimes has a short goatee, or Van Dyk sort of thing.





Family: The Hoovarl are all related as they live to be extremely old. (not trying to be perverted here) Incest is all there is and not at all immoral, as everyone is VERY closely related, they have no other choice. Some time in the future that will have changed as the branchs of their family tree expand. So there you have it.



Relationship: He grew up outside of Hoorinhill, so he isn't quite like them culturally. In other words, my character isn't going to be married to his cousin. lol. Anyway, he has a fiancee sort of person named Mihana.





Companions: A long time friend travels with him usually. This friend is Gralee Sandheaver, a Hobbit from Bree. (yah, that name's fimiliar to all you Tolkien fans like me )





CLOTHING



Cloak: dark-gray.



Headgear: Hood from cloak. Also wraps head sometimes in a dew-rag sort of way using olive drab linen.



Footwear: Heavy, brown leather boots, knee-high. 'Nuff said.



Pants: Tightly fitting, but flaring toward the boot, then tucked in. Sometimes slightly bloused around the boot. Brown or dark-gray pants made of a thin linen.



Shirt: Tight fitting, dark blueish-grayish, 3/4 lengthed sleeves that flar at the end. Has a slit about three inches that goes down from the collar with a flap that fastens over it.



Misc. Clothing/accesories: Elven sword as seen here





Wrist cuffs made of leather are sometimes worn.



His two best items, besides that rawkin' sword, are his Staff and Ring. The Ring isn't an evil ring like the One Ring. But a good Ring. An Elven Ring made to help those who are holy and pure. His Staff is a wizard Staff, of course.




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Rumbo, I found a use for you. You'll come in later.

Chapter One. (1)



It all started out as a normal day while Copper was waiting for Me to pay a call. She had asked Me to make her face out of rock. (For this to be understood, it must also be understood that Me is a stone mason.) Just then, the door burst open and Eva Earlong burst through the doorway in tears. "My 24 caret diamond wedding ring has been *sob* stolen!" cried Eva. "Can you and some of your *sob* friends help to find it?"



"Slow down," said Copper. "do you have any clues about who stole it?"



"Yes. At the scene of the crime the *sob* detectives found this!!" Eva thrust a small pamphlet at Copper. Looking at it, she saw it was entitled: "Laptops for bunnies". CT remembered that there was a purple rabbit who often came to the War Tavern. HE used a lap top... Copper got out a telephone book and looked up every name in it. Not knowing the purple rabbit's name, this was no help, but it calmed Eva down to see Copper trying to do something.



Me walked in the open door. "Hello Copper. Why, princess Eva Earlong! What a surprise! What are you doing here?" CT filled Me in. After Me had been filled in, he said "Oh no! Not again! But why would he do it? He's my brother!"



Eva perked up. "Then you know where he lives? We have to go there at once!"

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Chapter Two (2)



A few minutes later on the road (with Me giving the directions), they finally stopped by a house. Then Me said, "Here you go, my brother's house." They knocked on the door. It opened and a purple rabbit face looked out.



"Who is it?" the purple rabbit said, "Why Me, what a surprise, and Copper, too." The purple rabbit then said, "But why are you here?"



"Well, you used a laptop," said Copper.



"Yes, and what's important about that?" asked the purple rabbit, "is there some kind of law against using a laptop?"



"Well, no, but Eva Earlong's 24-caret diamond has been stolen, and ..."



"WHAT?!?!?!" the purple rabbit interrupted. "And why are you suspecting me?" the purple rabbit said.



"Well, Eva's detective found this." He pulled out the "Laptops for Bunnies" book.



"Gosh," said the purple rabbit, looking at it, "it must have been my evil twin."



"You have an evil twin?" both Me and Copper said at once.



"Yes," the purple rabbit said.



"Then," Me said, "we will try and find him."



"Good luck," the purple rabbit said, "and good bye."



The purple rabbit closed the door, and off went Me and Copper.



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alterations are as follows:





for this story, forget the whole Hoovarl thing. If an animal he must be, he's a Hoovarl cat. Pretty much a gray and white tabby. Still everything else is the same.



(yes, I know it's a modern story...so what?)
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O mighty warrior, 'twill be quite a task. How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?



By the way, I am a gray and white rabbit with long blonde braids and a winged golden helmet, and I ride a white horse.

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Chapter Three (3)



A few days later Me, BB and CT were on the road. They were all exhausted, for they had been walking for hours. BB said, "If only the War Tavern was near."



Me said, "Yeah, I would like a nice cold beer right now."



CT said, "What I would like is to lay on the grass on a nice windy day."



"Wait," said Me, "did you see that sign?"



They said, "What sign?" and looked around.



Then they saw it: the sign said "Make your own cake, free." They walked in the door and collapsed on the floor. Batty Buddy said, "We would like to make a cake."



The owner of the store (who was no one they knew) led them to a back room in the store. They then saw lots of ingredients for cakes. They all had a job: Me looked up recipes, Copper made the batter, and BB baked it. Because BB can bake a cake in three seconds, the cake was done very fast. When the cake was finished, they looked up another recipe, and they all had the same jobs. They then put that cake under the first cake, and then they had a two-layer cake. They then asked for a take-out box to hold it.



When they were just about to leave the store, the owner asked them, "By the way, why are you so exhausted?"



They then filled in the owner.



"Well then, can I accompany you?" asked the owner.



"Well sure," said Me, "but what's your name?"



The owner said, "My name is Willet Dowitcher."



Me said, "Well sure you can accompany us."



Then Copper said, "But who will run the shop while you're gone?"



Willet Dowitcher said, "I'll close the shop."



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Name (full): Wild Angel



Nickname:Wildie, Wild, Angel, Angie, and Nobara



Age: Seventeen



Gender: Female



Clothing/Appearance: A black leather skirt with a short two inch slit on the right side. My shirt is a black leather tank-top that has a flower in the middle of it that is gold and silver. My hair looks like strands of gold and silver mixed together. It is one fourth of the way down my back, and I keep it lose, brushed, and clean, but I am not obsessed. My eyes are an aqua blue and my fur is jet black and silky. I have a small scar over my right eye, but it isn’t noticeable. I am well built and thin.



Items/Weapons:I have a sword.(And before I continue, let me state, I am not copying Coppertop or AxMan) The sheath is mounted on my back, and the leather strap goes across my chest. The sword’s blade is made out of platinum, and inside of it flows dragon’s . The hilt is made out of gold. It has a twisted look to it. Laying on the sword’s hilt is a dragon. It’s tail wraps around some of the hilt, and the wings are spread out to make the crosspiece. The eyes of the dragon are two Emeralds with a hole cut out in the middle of each one so Onyx can be there making the pupils. In the middle of the dragon, there is a , mainly a fairy. She doesn’t have wings, but her arms are spread out along the dragon’s wings and her head is up. Her legs flow down into the hilt, basically disappearing in the hilt. I have a hunting knife that looks the same way as my sword, it is just smaller. The sheath is black leather and it is decorated with Rubies. It sits on my left hip.

I have a locket on a gold chain around my neck. It is shaped like a heart, and it has a healing Emerald inside. On the locket, there is a space on the front cut out so the Emerald inside of it shows through making it look like there is a Emerald cut like a heart on the outside of the locket. The point of the gem makes the point in the middle of the heart. I have a gold headdress that keeps my hair out of my face. It is mixed with gold and silver. The metal is shaped to go around the back of my ears so it doesn’t fall. It starts small in the back and then goes up into a point in the front, where a diamond sits.

I have a wand that can do anything, but I don’t use it very often. It has a piece of a unicorns mane in the middle.



Powers:With my healing Emerald I can heal minor wounds any time, but to heal major wounds I have to be very energetic, because it takes all my energy and power and nearly kills me. I can create orbs with my hands, which I use as a weapon when I don’t have my sword or hunting knife.

As I said, I can do anything with a wand I have. From , polymorphing, creating (objects and animals), to charming and blessing, ect.



Skills:Running, jumping, climbing, fighting, ect. (Everything basically)



History/Past: When I was three years old, my father died trying to protect my mother, who was protecting me. My father got shot by Devan Shell and died, then my mother got shot trying to protect me. Devan Shell spared me, and then took me and raised me in Carrotus, even though I was from Diamondus. I spent years as an entertaining dancer for him (not the bad type of dancer). When I turned fifteen, he decided I would make a good soldier because my father had been one and I had always been a fighter, it ran in my . I d the life of a soldier, so I ran away when I was seventeen. My best friend at the camp was Coppertop, and the person I loved died, and I fell in love with GoldBones and married him. (Read my story, but I haven’t gotten this far yet. Hint, hint.)
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Chapter Four. (4)



When they were out on the road they had been only walking for a few minutes (And Eva's gem. :P) before they crashed into Wild Angel. 'Look where you're going, you idiots!" she shouted. Then she reconised them. "Why Me, what a surprise. I didn't expect to bump into YOU today!" Me rubbed his head. "Ohhhhh, a little too literally if you ask me."



"What are you doing here, anyway?" asked Wild. Me filled her inn. "Eva? 24 caret gem?" asked Angel. (Whee, multiple nick names are fun to play with) BB said, a little melodramaticly, "Alas, it is the truth. Why I, among countless trillions, be chosen to witness this sad, sad day. For tis maybe wealth that moves the world, but it is the world that moves the heart. Does that mean that wealth would move the heart? It may be, but being merely a cartoon I would not know. Such greater thoughts are not for one of my low liniage, alas, alas, alas." He continued like this for quite some time until Me reached into BB's backpack and gagged BB with a ACME gag that had been in there.



When Me took it off, BB wasn't talking anymore. Wild then told them that she would join them. This started BB up again. "Oh frivolous joy, come bestow thou gentle rays upon my brow. For great happiness has come upon me. The un-enlightened rabbit may ask Why? And why again, for they would not know how wonderful it shall be to have one more, one more soul to help us in our quest. For this que-" Me gagged BB again. Me didn't take it off for some time. When he finally took it off, Batty Buddy had returned to normal. (Good thing, too. I was getting bored of typing that stuff) While this had been happening, Angel had been talking with Coppertop. Then BB had an idea. (Uh oh...)

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Oops, forgot to post my personality! Duh me (not you, me).



Personality: ninty-eight percent of the time I am caring and loving. I have mercy, but I do not show it to the enemy. My love comes from my mothers side, which takes over most of my personality. I love little animals, and I hate wars, but I fight well. Whenever I see someone injured (not the enemy, although), I want to help them, which my little 'emerald' takes care of for me. I have always been like that. I have a tendency to encourage people giving up, and I am usually a peacemaker, but sometimes I am the one that starts fights. I love fun, where ever fun is, that is where you will find me. I am playful and entergetic, and I'm always active (except when I sleep).





The only time I break into a fight is when my friends get injured by an enemy, and that's when I get the urge to kill the enemy. I take care of any animal or person, or rabbit for that matter, that is injured and not against me.


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Que Passa!!!!



WOW!!!!



Four chapters already... You are a story writing machine, me. It's a great story too.

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Me says he's running out of ideas, and will have some more later. He is also reading over my shoulder so he can correct any mistakes I make in this post. If you haven't already figured it out, he asked me (Not him, me. I, Myself, etc...) to make a chapter. Cest la vie. (SP?)



Chapter Five. (5)

Copper and Wild looked up. "What's your idea, BB?" "Well, I've got this thingummy in my backpack that shows you exactly where rabbits are! Sort of like the maurader's map, only it covers a larger area!" "And how do you operate it?" "Well, you hitch up the gadget to the watchamacallit, then you take the whatsit and-" "All right, you know best. Let's try it." BB reached into the backpack. As usual, it took him several tries. "A backpacks for bunnies pamphlet, a keyboard, a brick, a singularity bomb... Wait a minute... RUN!"



BB dropped the bomb and ran. The other quickly followed suit. BB, being smaller, was soon caught up to. CT grabbed him and threw him over her shoulder, running at the same time. Willit ran up to them and asked BB a question. "Would you have any *puff* things that will help in that backpack by any chance?" BB replied, while bumping up and down on CT, "Why, *bump* I should *bump* have *bump* thought of *bump* that! *bump* Careful, CT! *bump*" BB pulled out a long distance hose and shot water at the bomb. effectively putting it out. They all stopped running, and collapsed on the ground. BB went flying into a tree when his transportation stopped. He lay there dazed, then passed out. Willit was the first to recover. "This might be a good time to try that cake." he said, exhausted. Then Me got up. "Whew, I feel Deja Vu all over. Sure, get it out." Wild Angel, being sensible, replied "That might be hard to do..." "Why?" "Does anyone know what happened to it?" "Good point. We must have dropped it."



After they all revived themselves, BB had another try at the backpack. "I found it! Only it's stuck to something. I'll get it out, don't worry." He stuck a wing into the backpack and quickly withdrew it. "Something in there BIT me! Not you, Me, the I me." Me looked on, worried. "Maybe if we find something to hook it..." BB brightened. "That's it! I'll use my sunglasses, none of you look underneath though, Willit, Me, Copper and Wild busied themselves with a game of marbles while BB tried to get the thingamajig out. Me had made the marbles out of various rocks laying around. At last BB hooked the useful whatsit, brought it out and put his sunglasses back on. "You can look now!" They all turned around, to see BB holding a weird machine and a bunch of robots coming out of his backpack.



They all shouted as one. "Look out behind you!" BB, having fast reflexes, threw off the backpack and lunged behind a rock. The others quickly followed suit. The robots then proceeded to fly all around in seemingly random directions, sometimes crashing into eachother and falling down disabled. "Pass the pop corn," said Willit. "this is a great show. Are thse patented, BB?" "They're not mine, I don't know where they came from" "Well, they make great entertainment.""True, but we should be going" said Copper, turing from the robot's antics. 'Spoil Sport! But you're right, we should. Take a look at the gadgit, Batty." BB then proceeded to do some complicated programming to the machine. At last: "Got it! His house is due north from here." They set off, but not for long.



As soon as they were out of sight of the robots, they ceased their crazy antics and zoomed after them, at 14.5 MPH.



***



dniM reveN watched the view plate. Battle 'bots 1 to 14 were headed straight at the fools who had dared to think of stealing his stolen gem. The 'bots would stop them, it was time for his great project, the one that would heighten his intelligence about 100%. He walked into the Sub-Atomic-Photon-Lenient-Intelligence-Nuturing-Gizmo, or SAPLING for short, and pressed the switch. Powered by the 24 caret gem, the machine began feeding Sub-Atomic-Photon (SAP) energy into dniM reveN's brain waves. At last the process was complete, at least the part that he needed to be in the machine for. He stepped out and pressed a few buttons on a control panel. A readout appeared on a screen. {{Operation IQ 75% complete. Intelligence shall be boosted in 5 days time. Meanwhile, your intellect shall be as before, with occasional crazy spurts.}} dniM reveN was pleased. He walked over to the view port again, to see what had been happening with the Battle 'bots.



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The 'bots were very close to the questers now. Their jet engines shut off, to not make any noise, and the 'bots ran after Willit, Me, Copper, BB and Angel the remaining yards, Unfortunately for the bots, Angel heard them. "Don't look now, but the "entertainment" is back and it doesn't look friendly." Ignoring Wild's first command, the others spun around a faced the advancing 'bots. The 'bots knew they were discovered, and prepared for battle by getting out Photon Harmful Pistols (PHP) and aiming them. Wild and Copper drew swords, and looked at the 'bots menacingly. (SP?) Me and Willit quickly ran over to a rock, and under Me's directions, began chipping. BB started throwing random things from his backpack at the 'bots, most of which made no difference. (Toothpaste tubes, pillows, and stuff) He then pulled out something BIG. It was a white horse. BB looked at it oddly, his backpack was getting stranger by the day. Next came a grey and white rabbit with a winged helmet. The rabbit spoke. "I am Brunhilde, a mighty warrior. I shalt now vanquish this scourge upon our land, then depart forthwith." Copper and Angel stood aside, getting ready to watch. Brunhilde mounted the horse, which promply rode at the 'bots. The PHP bullets had no effect on either the horse or the rider, and the 'bots were soon trampled to pieces. Brunhlde then departed. After some time, Copper spoke. "Yes, those things DO provide a good show, don't they?"



Me walked over to the broken Battle 'bots, surveying the wreckage. "Wow, that was quite a spectacle." He reached down, as if to pick something up. Willit rushed at him, shouting "Don't, Me! It might be dangerous!" Unfortunately, he crashed into Me in the process. Willit went rebounding, but Me fell foward onto a PHP gun, still in one piece. The gun shot, and Me rolled off of it, injured. Wild quickly reached for where her emerald usually was, but where was it? Meanwhile, the others were trying to lift Me. "We've got to get him to the nearest village!" "Which is where?" "I see one over there..." They set off, Me being carried and Wild wondering what had happened to her emerald.



Hours later, they reached the gates of the village. They were opened by a rabbit who looked exactly like Me. BB was the first to speak. "Please, our friend Me is injured, we beg sancutary and healing for Me. Not the me me, the him Me." The rabbit was obviously startled. "Which one of you is injured?" Then Copper spoke, calling the rabbit in the doorway Me, as they were indentical in appearance. "The one of us who is injured is Me, Me." "But Mimi can not be injured, for I am Mimi!" "Whatever. Anyway. Our friend Me is injured, Mimi. Me is the one we are carrying." "Why, he looks like me!" "Of course he looks like Me, he IS Me!" "All right, come in."



A while later, Me was in a hospital bed, being tended by Mimi. The rest of the group were eating, while beign introduced to the rest of the inhabitents, who also looked like Me. The rabbit in the middle was doing the talking. "My name is Yumi, I always speak in rhyme, the last time I didn't was in the BC time. You already met Mimi, who has a way with words. She's sweet and helpful, but hangs out with nerds. Over there is Enemy, who shouldn't be judged by his name. His name makes him sound evil, but he's actually tame. And the blue robed one is Enenemie, a water mage of sorts. Though magical he is, he isn't a witch who gives warts. And that one is Windows ME, another mage guy. He open windows between worlds, when he's not feeling too shy. And the last of us is Kickme, a practical joker. While playful and stuff, he's an expert on folk lore. Now if you please, tell us what brought you here. For while mages we have, we do not have a seer." Copper began, but was stopped when Yumi began talking. "My friend, I apoligise for this interruption, but our peaceful tranquiltity is about to have a disruption. Ten robots are coming, with evil intentions. But they are not the true evil, they are merely hench men. It is easy to tell that, if you look at their actions. They fail to act important, and other discriminating factions. To arms, all you rabbits, a battle is near! And when it is over, the rest of your tale shall we hear! "









Whew, that was a long chapter. Back to you, Me. And I don't mean Yumi, but Me. Oh, you know what I mean.

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Que Passa!!!!



The name is Batty,

And I can rhyme too.

If you don't like my tunes,

I'll humiliate you.



Yumi and Mimi

are both really cool

And that thing with the bomb,

Made me look like a fool /\/\



This story is off to

a wonderful start,

Please continue soon:

Oh, be still my heart.
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