Hello peoples, I just wanted to let you know that I'm a new user. I wanted to register earlier, but I never really did.

No, I'm not a newbie at JJ2. I've been a fan for a couple of years. Like I said before, I just didn't register for a while.

Anywho, don't be surprised to see a new username around here.

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEWBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Time to dust off the infamous welcome wagon.



*takes it out of it's dark corner, takes a huge ham and dusts it off*



Welcome to JCF, the new home of intelligence insanity. We recently have been relocated from the JMMB, so please excuse our dust. We'll be back up to peak insanity soon enough, or at least when the otters start throwing casino dice at us. We hope you enjoy your stay stay here forever like we do.

Welcome abord newcommer!!!!

Im blizzard, one of the 'different members', its good to get some new people into jazz2

i am CannibalBob. Yeah, my real name isn't actually Bob... but the 'cannibal' part? Yes, I am a cannibal. Don't worry Jazz, rabbit is part of my diet!

Hello NEWBIE! Don't mind those other NEWBIEs (ST, Blizzard and CannibalBob) over there. I'm a NEWBIE too.

Lol iCeD.. Anyway, welcome!

n00b alert!



hi im old, ure new?

N00B!

hehe



welcome

Hello JAZZER!



- Piz

Hmm. Have I seen you're name in a dream somehwere? You sound SO familiar...

Oh well G'day to yeh, I wish I was still a newbie. No, actually I don't because I was really horrible. OKay, well I hope you have come pre-insanified because its not pretty when we have to do it. iCeD usually gets to people first..we tried to restran him.



`Ducky

And don't be afraid of us (especially iCeD) even though it may be hard ;P



Welcome!



-Bobby

Welcome, welcome, one and one. I have prepared for all newbies totally unexperianced in the ways of the JCF new blood a list of things to do and not do.



If you want to be noticed:

Post a story in the War Tavern and take really long to post each chapter. (Kaven)

Be totally original. (Um...)

Post intelligent conversation with no weird stuff at all. (Well, not anybunny in THIS message board)

Create a sub-plot for either "The Next Chapter of the War Tavern" or "um... War stories might be back?" and then put in someting that everybunny will talk about. (Unknown Rabbit)

Become a moderator.

Eat Tweety. (Try "My Rabbit Dances!")



If you want to be ignored:

Do absolutely nothing. (Any lurkers on this board)

See above. (Eye doctor test)

Ditto etc... (Can you figure out those words?)





A list of dos and don'ts:

DO eat Spam.

DON'T post a lot of pictures of pie, we've already got 2 members doing that.

DON'T post senseless topics like "Help me find my toilet" or "If ya smeeeeelll.... What the Ryu! Is! Cookin!" (Spelled wrong for your saftey)

DON'T be afraid to edit your messages.

DO have a cool signature.



_________________

Read my "A musical story" in the War Tavern!



Eat Tweety!



Is there any fool who would challenge me to a motorized squirrel race?

Hi there, Daiz! Dun mind if I call you Daiz? Good!



Welcome to the wonderful world of uh, Jazz Jackrabit Community Forums! *bows gracefully*

Welcome, Newbie (I thought I saw you once, but I don't know). I'm the leader of my clan, which includes two other guys.

Why yes, I do like pie, thank you for asking.

Notice that if you go to http://www.pie.com/, you'll get some strange skateboarding website that has nothing to do with pies at all. Then, if you go to http://www.pies.com/, you get a website for some marketing company. And then, if you go to http://www.piez.com/, you get something in a foreign language! The Internet sure is weird, 'eh?



- Piz

Hi

Woah, I didn't know I'd get THIS many replies.

PPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!



By TheRock

Mmmm....pie.

*Hands Daiz a pie* Call me Wild if ya wanna. Wildie is fine too, heck, that's my nickname.

Welcome! I AM insanity in person. Or is that Electropizza who i on a diet of.....electropizza. Anyway, hope you like the board.

Unknown Rabbit, I am sorry. Very sorry.



Look, Kiku did almost everything you suggested to Pinkdaisy to do to get attention, and people still ignore her. I wonder if they treat her like trash sometimes...



Welcome, Pinkdaisy. Unfortunately, I thought this thread was supposed to be in Misc...

PinkDaisy, IF people ignore you and make fun of you like they do to me, try saying you're dead. Then they might like you.



(Of course, for me, they simply ignored me more. Go figure.)

I dun ignore you, Kiku. I feel the same way 98% of the time.

On , SteelTalon wrote:



Welcome to JCF, the new home of intelligence insanity.

I'm da one with the insanity line, Steel!! Waaaahhh!!! You took it!!!! *sobs*

Ack, I'm late, and everyone has said what I'd be saying now already! *cries* So.. er.. *sob* Welcome, I guess.



Kiku&Wildie: I don't really get the thing about being ignored. I'm paying the same attention to the posts of EVERYONE, and I'm pretty sure the rest of the community is doing the same thing too, so nya.



(Mmm, PiYs.)

I'm always late. (:



Anyways, welcome to the board. (:

PAUL! I reclaim the General Jazz 2 Talk forum as MY LAST POST! So there! ;-P



- Piz

Now the last post is mine. Hah!

Welcome! Since your new, you might not get some things around the JCF. Such as:



You'll probably see someone say, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!" sometime soon. This is something which was said in a game from...(Japan?) and it was translated very poorly when it came here.



Also, if someone talks about a person walking around with a sign which says, "Save teh Dukky fund" with backwards k's (BTW was that what it said? ) It is from a topic where BlackSheep took Ducky hostage and wanted some things if we wanted her back. The save the Dukky fund (or whatever it said) was to raise money to buy the things BlackSheep wanted.



Also, some people (like NOBODY) like rubber chickens that squirt out rubber chicken goo on people. So be expecting this.



And a thing you're suppose to do, is make lots of these:



*Throws a cherry pie at iCeD* ('case ya didn't know, this means that I just threw a pie @ iCeD) But, people like it when you tell what you do inside asterix.



Well, guys, did I miss anything? (Surely I did. I couldn't possibly remember all the insanity here!)



Anywayz, I hope you stay here 'till you are so old that all you can do is sit in a rocking chair with the rest of us and tell stories that you remember about the Jazz 2 Community.



(BTW, Tanpopo Kiku always thinks that nobody ever pays any attention to her, so if she talks about it, just don't pay any attention to her. Also, don't call her Kiki. She hate's it.)

I come from the planet pig, nice to meet your acquaintance.



- Piz

KIKU!!!

SHUT UP AND STOP COMPLAINING!!!

OR IM GONNA SMACK YOU!!!!!!!!!!





And what else would you expect from us?

Bleh

ALSO NOTE THAT TYPING IN CAPS LIKE THIS HURTS OTHERS' EYES, AND WILL SOMEHOW LEAD THE OTHERS' TO IGNORE WHAT YOU'VE POSTED. PLEASE IGNORE THIS AND CONTINUE POSTING IN CAPS, BECAUSE THIS POST SHOULD BE HURTING YOUR EYES RIGHT ABOUT NOW, WHICH WILL BE ONE CAUSE OF YOUR IGNORING THIS POST.



Just get a new keyboard if you ever have a problem with the caps lock button staying down. ;-P



Welcome to the JCF. We all come to this message board only because there's a groovy "JCF" logo in the corner. Have fun. ;-P

THAT DIDN'T HURT MY EYES

IF YAH SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL LAH!

WHAT THE RYU!! IS!!!......................COOKIN!



Hi again, and Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god *shakes her head at the way Ryu acts*

If I write in caps its because my dad left the the lock on again.

Caps is evil.

Hi again, Daizy.

`Ducky

Heheheheh..